And everyone was laughing. I messed up big time by missing a "0" in one of my reports and that cost the company I work for millions...
Later, when I was coming back home to my flat, I got mugged by some niggers and one of them pressed their butt on my face and farted.
Just now, I stabbed myself in the stomach with a pen. Bleeding like a mofo. I don't know how long I'll live. Hopefully not long.
>>28027285
>stabbed myself in the stomach with a pen
really? that's how you're going to kill yourself?
>>28027371
The bleeding has almost stopped. Fuck this shit. I've been blacklisted from shops from buying knives because of a previous failed suicide attempt.
>>28027432
just go rob the store for a knife with your pen
>>28027285
If there's any truth in this story, first thing you should do after you get released from the hospital is take a tire iron or something and break every limb of the person that mugged you. Then go back to work and prove to your boss that you're still useful and that you've learned from your mistake. As for your coworkers, establish eye contact with them every time they start laughing at you and keep it until they get creeped out.
>>28027432
>blacklisted from every store in the country
> cant find something sharper than a pen at home
Are you a british?
