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How can you tell someone is a nu-male?
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How can you tell someone is a nu-male?
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>trendy haircut
>thick-rimmed glasses
>clean shaven (too low test to grow facial hair)
>goes to campus events at university
>doesn't say "retard" or "gay" - probably hardly curses, unless in a political argument
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>>28026168
>all this peacocking
I never understood this

why do normies do this? I always try to pick out clothes that don't draw attention to me
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>>28026168
growing a beard is literally one of the first visible signs of a numale
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>ugly and gay-looking babyface
>hipster clothes
>unironically wouldn't laugh at racist or rape jokes
>gets informed about the world outside his moms house through flashy, cartoony, "in-a-nutshell" media
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>>28026056
If he has yellow fever he is a nu-male.
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>>28026193
It's human nature, dating is a competition, everything we do in public to make ourselves not look like fucking idiots is technically "peacocking"

The only people who don't peacock are the ones that wear New Balances and cargo pants for convenience.
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>>28026215
I guess you're right. Some have the trendy haircut and clean shaven faces, but that's probably just a small category of the Christian nu-males that go to my college.

Here's a related pic I found for OP
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>>28026215
yeah this
manbun also
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>>28026273
>ugly with a neckbeard
>dresses up in what his mother buys for him
>laughs at racist and rape jokes
>gets informed about the world through 4chan
>nobody wants anything to do with him
>will die a virgin

fixed for you
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>>28026168
The fuck is this shit, numales fucking love beards and will talk about them and grow them whenever possible.

A shitty, patchy beard is nu male sign number 1, behind the glasses.
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>>28026215
>>28026168
numales are either clean shaven or have shitty patchy beards
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>>28026215

This

beard culture was appropriated by nu-gays
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>>28026300
Yes
Yes
Yes
No, don't have any form of social media
No
No
No
No
No
Yes
No
Yes
Yes
No
Don't have Twitter
Not married
Am I "numale"?
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>>28026345
i bet your beard doesn't make you feel cool anymore
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>nu-males=other guys that don't conform to my standards of cool or right

Spoiler: most of you are nu-males in someone's eyes.
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>>28026400
incorrect
Everyone agrees that nu males are all liberal twats.
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>>28026372
Nah, being an oversensitive SJW/leftist activist/white knight/cuck is a very important part of the nu-male lifestyle.
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>>28026400
numale is the male feminist equivalent of "neckbeard". kys feminist apologist
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>>28026477
>>28026481
Far left extremist here, these people disgust me. They don't see the real problems with society, instead they attack something meaningless and inconsequential to feel superior to others.

They're still the same scum you'll meet everywhere.
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>>28026300
>donates to at least one Patreon female
I only donate to trannies. Check mate, atheists.
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>>28026539
kek

That's fine since they're biologically not girls.
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>>28026521
>Far left extremist here
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>>28026056

It's funny because a nu-male would also be someone that posts on 4chan, plays video games, is a virgin, has no friends, has no job or a shit job, is not fit, has terrible style.

A nu-male is just a beta. All betas are nu-males. Any man that is on the internet and has hobbies that are not sports, music, lawn maintenance, and carpentry is a nu-male by any definition of the word.
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>>28026521
>far left extremist here

jesus christ
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>>28026521
>far left extreme
Are you twelve or something? Go live in a community you happy hippo.
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>weak pubertal and prenatal T exposure

/thread
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>>28026612
I think there's a difference between being weak and respecting people who are strong, versus being weak and saying that any guy who lifts/is confident/etc must be an awful person who or is trying to compensate for something.
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I despise neckbeards, but when I see a mangina or a nu-male, neckbeards definitely sound a lot better
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>>28026168
Beard growth is 100% genetics.
Asians have high t levels, and they can hardly grow facial hair at all.

if you had high t, you'd probably have a defined Jaw and wouldn't need a beard
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>>28026802
>Asians have high t
>weakest race
>Europeans have lowest t
>strongest race

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE t don't mean shit. It's a fucking meme.
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>>28026300
Is that VSauce in the lower left?
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>>28026334
Bullshit. That's just called being autistic.

Tbh, it's better to be autistic than to be a faggot Reddit nu-male raising Chads child.
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>>28026857
Chinese, North Koreans, and Vietnamese have been taking most of the weightlifting medals over the past 20 years though
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>>28026857
>implying muscle growth and strength don't have more to do with pubertal/prenatal T

Nah mate, they just get next to no T when they need it the most (puberty, birth).

I'm pretty sure Africans have the highest prental T, followed by Whites and Whites have the highest pubertal T, followed by Blacks.
But Asians mantain the highest T level through out adulthood.
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>>28026900
well, maybe because chinese kids are sent to fucking lifting camps when they're really young?
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>>28026857
Here's a list of ethnicitys by Testosterone.
Euros rank pretty low when it comes to T levels I'm adulthood.
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>>28026056
They visit /pol/ or identify with the "alt-right".
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>>28026300
I think I know the cause of the nu-male

It's cause they stay inside more as kids, this is a fault of the modern world, in the past there would be nothing to do inside so you would naturally go outside to play and work, now we have entertainment that can be enjoyed inside, this leaves men with low testosterone and poor eyesight(evidence suggests your eyes need sunlight to develop properly)
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>>28027004
T is good for development, and you maybe right with your theory. But the most important thing, in terms of utilizing testosterone during development, is androgen receptors. The more you have, the more test you can absorb. Meaning even if you sit on your ass all day, you'll still absorb more test than some kid shooting roids into his cock.

Prenatal T is decided at birth by genetics, so if you're a Numale blame your parents.
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>>28026873

This image is funny because it shows off a completely unrealistic scenario that would only occur if the man was dumb enough to let it happen.

You can "work on your career" and casually date.
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>>28026056
Where can I find a gf like that?
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>28026334
Nu-male pls, a nu-male is a specific archetype.
It's not
>everyone I don't like
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>>28027222
Yeah, but no woman is going to want your ugly, genetically inferior genes unless you have money.
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>>28027222

It closer to reality than you think. A man has to plan out his future and work to achieve it. A woman literally just has to put make up and a dress on and not be fat and she can become successful by marrying a successful guy.

A guy has to look good AND have a good job. A woman just has to look good, and sometimes not even that.
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>>28026334
You guys already have plenty of disparaging terms to make fun of 4chan autists. You shouldn't have to steal our insults and twist them to your ends.
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>>28026934
I guess that's why a lot of old asians seem to be in good shape
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>>28026983
that makes sense, most weightlifitng medals are won by russians, iranians, kazakhstanians, other -stan countries and chinese
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>>28026900
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_world_records_in_Olympic_weightlifting
Seems to be a fight between China and and the Soviets.
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>>28026934
Why is this? Alcohol?

Alcohol lowers T and asians can't drink alcohol like white people so could this explain it?
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>>28027344

It doesn't consider the limp-dicked males should've been savvy enough around women to know which ones are good and which ones aren't, they're acting like brain-dead jocks with none of the muscle picking up the loose woman that would've normally married a potbelly in a wife-beater.

Yes things are stacked against men, but the comic is presenting one of those acerbic rage-against-the-world scenarios that rarely happen. If it wanted to be realistic, it would've shown the "dumb Chad" winds up just as happy if not happier than the "guy who works for Boeing" because he can actually please his woman.
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>>28027533
>olympic

You are absolutely retarded. The best don't compete at the Olympics. Of any sport.
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>>28027562
why not?
are they stupid?
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>>28027562
Get a better source then cunt.
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>>28026869
Northernlion would be like The nu-male if he'd ever grew a beard.
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>>28027562
you retarded?
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>>28027599
>>28027605

http://www.iwf.net/results/world-records/
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>>28027635

No, I'm not retarded. The best of every sport don't compete at the Olympics, they compete at the international competition events for that sport. The Olympics are a meme.
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>>28026193
almost no one likes peacocking.
when u see a guy wearing something outlandish, he probably hates it personally.
it seriously works on bitches tho
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>>28027659
that's only true for big sports
>soccer, basketball, tennis, etc.
all the athletic disciplines and less popular sports get their fair share of top athletes
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>>28027729

The Olympics lost almost all credibility and prestige in the past few decades. It'll probably die out again.
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>>28026334
>>28026273

TOPKEK
Fuck man he must have EXACTLY described your faggot nu-male ass!
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>>28027762
not really, you're just a salty faggot
let me guess, you weren't accepted in the national team for whatever sport you train?
lowtest saltyass beta nu-male cockgobbler
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>>28026300
Is Wheezywaiter a numale? I feel like no even though he sort of pioneered beard culture. The only other one of those criteria he'd fit is balding
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>>28026334
>butthurt tumblr using nu-male detected
Just go back to talking about muhsoggyknees on tumblr you queer ass nigger
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>>28027543
>should've been savvy enough around women
why? from where?
do you think experience and wisdom and knowledge just materialize in the mind from nowhere with age?
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>>28026056
>never had sex

original destruction of all of r9k
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>>28027542
I don't think it has anything to do with alcohol, Africans don't drink alcohol and their prenatal T is pretty high.

I think it has to do with your genes man.
I've heard that women who have high cortisol levels at birth can cause high prenatal T, but idk. Pubertal is 100% genes though.
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>>28026215

this

numales have shit jaws and babyfaces so they grow beards

if you have a beard, you are a numale
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>>28027964
>t. beardlet
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>>28026168
>>goes to campus events at university

what
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>Likes to yell his opinion because he's on the lower end of the social ladder in his orbiter's harem, as long as he's shouting all the time he believes he has a chance of making her remotely interested in him by sounding remotely smart by stating 7th grade obvious political statements

Also are Nu-females feminists? What would their characteristics be?
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>>28027964
no i'm a lazy fuckface
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>>28026056
When they use terms like "nu-male"
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>>28028027

You are lazy because you are numale

if you could attract prime women you would be putting effort into your appearance

lazyness is a the end result, not the cause

fucking numale piece of shit
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>>28027986

t.jawlet
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>>28026168
>clean shaven (too low test to grow facial hair)

I can grow thick facial hair but I'm always clean shaven, just suits me better in my opinion plus I have a half decent jawline
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>>28028063
I have both, lil nigga
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>>28027998
>orbiter's harem

Legit post.
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I call them Libhouses because they remind me of Milhouse from The Simpsons, whiny, weak, they even have the same fucking face and also constantly orbit a girl, let's call them Lisas, while hanging around someone more popular and on the social spectrum them then, let's call them Barts, so they can steal their charisma and get a sweet taste of that limelight even though they wouldn't be able to do it on their own.
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>>28028110

But have you noticed how much nu-males like to yell a lot?
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What is a numale?
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>>28027964
>if you have a beard, you are a numale

o dog, check out this fresh numale lel xxxDDD
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>>28028171
see pic related

>tfw cant grow beard to downplay ugly mug
why live
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>>28028193
Lincoln was the definition of Nu-male.
>ugly
>gangly lanklet
>liberal, with homosexual tendencies

Don't let those sculpted high cheekbones fool you.
Behind that beard, there's a weak Nu-male jaw.
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>Receding hairline
>Short
>Probably spends too much time on social media

at least that's how i see them
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