Super hot tinder girl matched me, i need something to say now, dont FUCK ME this time.
Last thing she said was: umm..?
>>28026042
its ogre, not gonna habben. Protip: that "my friends thought it would be funny" shit is just sad.
Next time go with a subtle "big guy" reference.
>>28026042
Post the convo you wanker
>>28026042
If that is the convo youve already fucked it you wanker
>>28026083
It wont let me for some reason on this girl, i will tell you what she says
>>28026068
Give me some gud big guy references
Heres another one, i at least want something funny to say to the first one since its already fucked
>>28026107
Tell her you mustache her a question
Normie here. I tell girls on tinder that i like getting head, and ask if they want to go for a walk through a local forest park and find a private place for them to suck my dick. It works a suprising amount of times. I aint even that good looking
>>28026107
>super hot
No.
>>28026149
>Using the superlike button
>ever
>as a man
Wew lad, desperate much? That just screams at women to run in the other direction...
>>28026107
"Some people say I'm a big guy"
If she says UUUU, then marry her immediately.
Something like that. Fuck, I don't know. Just don't do that stupid "my friends took my phone" thing.
>>28026160
I fucked up and sent it to the wrong girl, i sent it to the other one too, shes a single mother tho maybe theres some good material there
>>28026042
What self-respecting women wants to go on a date with a fucking robot?
>>28026227
What self-respecting woman uses Tinder?
Whatever you fucking normies all good with women and shit
>>28026247
Touche.
This bitch kinda looks like she's 32 as well.
Heres second girl
>>28026312
>single mom
trash
>>28026312
>superlike
>>28026312
>single mom
lol
>>28026312
>single mom
vomit
>>28027131
>>28027226
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>>28027514
I want to send her this thread and see what she says
>>28026312
Go for the jugular. Straight up ask if her kid is a nigger.
>>28027131
>>28027349
>>28027514
B E T A
>>28026207
This is fucking terrible, anon. Just bail.
>>28027613
Wew haha
>>28027666
Ill never bail, im in this to the end
>>28027669
Good stuff. Now if she did fuck a monkey she'll feel shame and if she didn't breed with a spearchucker she'll feel shame anyway because she looks like the kind who fucks jigaboos.
>>28027723
I think she may have unmatched me. No response
>>28027873
lol
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