>6'3
>Amazing jawline
>Ripped as fuck from being a neet for 2 years
>Nice hair
>Blue eyes
>woman hit on me all the time since I quit hermit mode
>...3 inch penis
How am I supposed to do this robots? Why would life be so fucking cruel?
I think about killing myself often because it brings me down to suicide level
You know when they say size doesn't matter? It really doesn't.
>barely 5'9
>fat
>shit hair
>brown eyes
>incel autist
>7x5.5 dick
I'd love to humiliate you in person
>>28025789
I really wouldn't be humiliated by you. You're shorter then me...
>5'10"
>average build
>brown hair
>green eyes
>not a virg but only one gf ever
>6"x5"
You guys aren't REAL robots, you're just physically damaged. A real robot is entirely in the mind.
>>28025829
>not a virgin
>telling others they're not robots
When will normalfag leave
>>28025730
>5'4 manlet
>Ugliest mexican you can find
>Average black hair
>Brown eyes
>Women dont even look at me
>6 inch dick
I aint even mad
>>28025730
>5'5
>7.2x5.7
Kek
what the fuck happened to you
>>28025851
I'm just smarter than you, that's all.
>5'11
>Kinda just average in every way, including penis
>made fuck buddy orgasm 8 times two days ago
Bruh just learn to use mouth and you're fine
>5'4
>7"x6" penis
>shoulders too wide for height
>size 10 shoe
>hands are bigger than the average manlets
>feels like my entire body continued to grow but I never got taller
>tfw a freak
>>28025730
get one of those cuck tools that you put on your dick to make it bigger
Did any of these women ever see your tictac?
I'm 6' and 5.5"x5.25" but wish I was 5'4 and 3.5"
>>28025789
Thus sounds fun where do I sign up
>>28026101
Only one. She licked it once and got up to use the bathroom.
I put my cloth on and left...
>>28025730
>6'3
Why the fuck do you people post on /r9k/? You could slay pussy all day every day if you wanted to. Us manlets don't have that option.
Seriously, WHY are you here? Just fuck off!
>>28026478
>..3 inch penis
Read the fucking OP shitbrains
>>28026441
You didn't let her lick it more? Why?!
Unless you're a cutfag who can't feel anything anyway, why would you do that?
>>28026478
6 lines to much to read?
>>28026494
>>28026534
It doesn't even matter! You're ripped and you're 6'3!
Most women's pleasure spots are near the vulva or just inside the vagina anyway. Just fuck off already.
I'm so fucking sick of posts starting with "Well, I'm 6'+, but...."
If you're really 6 foot or above, you have absolutely no reason to be here, especially if you're ripped, like you said you are in the OP.
You were given the genetic lottery. Us manlets weren't. You have fuck all to be complaining about.
>>28026494
>>28026534
>implying you can be 6'3 and still have a valid excuse not to be a Chad
>>28026581
jeez calm down midge
>>28026584
That's exactly the fucking thing man. EVERY girl expects you to be a Chad. But you can't be a Chad when you're not packing. You should have seen the disappoint in that girls eyes man. I literally wanted to kill myself then and there.
>>28026581
>micro dick
>genetic lottery
Kill yourself my man.
>>28025730
Well, would you rather be ugly and have a huge dong?
Just be thankful you're good looking, faggot. Some guys are ugly AND dicklets.
>>28026504
Because she stopped. Probably out of disgust.
>5'2
>low test femboy
>pretty hair
>nice eyes
>girls dote on me
>want a bf
>>28026631
>Well, would you rather be ugly and have a huge dong?
Honestly yeah. Getting sexual attention from woman is not a good thing if you have nothing to back up your looks with. It's like being given a gun with no ammo and trying to make it in the hood.
>Some guys are ugly AND dicklets.
Fair enough. I rather be ugly though. I rather have people leave me alone then disappoint them.
>tall white guy complaining about not having a big penis
Oh fuck off. Try being a 5'6 shitskin. Not even a footlong cock would make me desirable.
>>28025730
But how big is it erect op?
>>28026750
IT IS ERECT!orgi
>>28026617
>>28026630
Lads, it's absolutely ludicrous to come on here at 6'3 and tell us manlets about your problems. "Oh, I have a 3 inch cock!". So? Women won't give a fuck if you're 6'3 and ripped.
Just face it. You have nothing to complain about. I won't calm down. You come here every fucking time and complain about "problems" that are rectified by your height.
Just please fuck off and leave us in peace.
>>28026727
I'm mixed anon. South Asian and German.
>>28026815
>Women won't give a fuck if you're 6'3 and ripped.
Read the fucking thread. God fucking damn...
>6'0
>strong jawline
>white
>Chad-tier body
>6x5 dick
>God-tier headshape
>bitch lips and jewnose
JUST
>>28026727
We do need proper perspective sometimes. Blackbots got it way worse in that regard.
But, black people started that huge cock meme in the first place. So your own people fucked you on that.
>>28026791
Oh I didn't know they come this small.
It's really weird that there are penises up to 4 times your size don't you think?
>>28025789
>Implying manlets can humiliate anyone
Literally impossible. You're like a little girl in man form, and you're an incel autist. OP could just beat you up or use you as a footstool or whatever. kek
5'7, 6x5 dick. that means my dick is above average for my height right?
>>28026849
I did. The height thing and ripped thing still outweigh all that, retard.
Just fuck off to a nightclub and pull a chick. I guarantee you that. because of your height, they will get wet as fuck just from looking at you.
We manlets don't have that goddamn option because of our genetics, don't you get that?! You have no idea what it's like to be us.
>>28026951
>OP could just beat you up
if he's 6'3 with a 3 inch dick he's probably some klinefelter's 0 test wimp
>>28025730
>5'7" Manlet
>Decent jawline
>Skeleton
>Starting to bald
>Blue Eyes
>6.75x5.5" dick
Had sex 2 hours ago with my friend with benefits. Learn to use your tongue, OP.
We want pics, faggot
Originale
>>28026985
>girl leaves because my dick is to small
>tells me to go pull club sluts
>sluts who crave big dicks for one night stands
>would probably laugh me out of the bedroom
How tall are you even?
I see/here who are 5'7-5'10 pull bitches all the time.
How many times have you see guys with microdicks pull bitches?
Just fuck off already, I'm done with you.
>>28025730
6'4
6.5x5.8
Eh, could be better on length.
>>28026951
>5'9
>manlet
When will this meme end?
Yes, against a ripped 6'3 he'd be fucked.
But a ripped 5'9 can also destroy a normal 6'3.
Also, 5'9 is not really manlet, it begins with 5'7 and below.
>>28027024
>Learn to use your tongue, OP.
Then what, get a high five?
>>28026441
You do realize that the female g spot can easily be reached with a finger? And a lot of girls only cum from the clit anyway?
Or is it just easier to blame your problems on something you can't change?
>>28027077
She just wants to get off. If you can get her off by your tongue, she won't care as much about your being small. If it's really bad, just save up your money until you can get the surgery that increases your dick size.
>>28027073
I'm 5'4
Difference is between the two of us is when I overcompensate I get called a faggot with a napoleon complex, when you overcompensate (which you obviously did because of your micropenis) no one gives two shits. You can easily lie about your dick size too, so I don't see why you're complaining.
I'd live to be in your position, and my dick isn't even small.
>>28027055
Estimately 5'6" or 5'7" because I've never measured, except in comparison to others.
>my dick is too small.
At least you got a woman to touch your dick. The first and last time a woman sucked my dick was 4 years ago.
At least I'm uncut. I suppose that's a bonus.
>>28027195
>had a girl walk out on me
>no one gives two shits
Yeah I would gladly trade positions with you. You literally just have to be funny and charismatic.
>>28027119
How could I even get her off when she was so turned off seeing me naked?
>>28027283
I'd rather have the social benefits that come with being a lanklet than be a manlet. Woman are worthless anyway.
I'm >>28026030 and not the other guy btw
>>28027283
From the sounds of it, you walked out on her. You said she just went to the bathroom, and you put your clothes on and left.
Was she hot?
>>28026650
Absolute diamonds
>>28026951
Implying that isn't why it would be humiliating to begin with
Playing with dick size is a powerful thing
>>28026478
>>28025854
>>28026815
>manlet this, manlet that
You guys do realize that manlets are a meme, right? I mean, literally. This is the kind of shit that you learn all wrong, when you hang out too long in fucked up autisthavens of assburgertown like 4chan.
I'm over 30, known like a fucking hundred manlets in my life, and I had never even considered that a man's height could make a goddamn difference unless you're in either extreme (like a midget or a giant). Literally, ALL the manlets I know have been dating and pounding that moist pussy left and right. Just like most of the taller guys too.
I'm not saying this to make you assholes feel any better either. I'm saying it because of how fucking ridiculous and pathetic you sound. Is this an americunt phenomena? I'm a eurofag so I wouldn't know. Even then, I'd imagine only the most shallow bitches imaginable - protip, the ones you want nothing to do with anyway - would care.
Seriously, you're using your height as an excuse. Like balding people use their baldness (I'm bald, never once worried me), coloured people use their color, short dicked people use their dicks, etc.
That's another thing, size really doesn't matter. Except - once more - for the shallow cunts. And you know what, nobody can please a shallow cunt. Not even a chad. That's why they keep slutting around, because nothing's ever enough. Don't take their failings personally as a sign of your own shortcomings.
>>28027485
Except all of that shit does matter, to an extent. There are of course going to be women who won't care, but the vast majority do care about hair, dick size, and height. I don't know how shit works in Europe, but it's definitely an issue in the United States (and apparently in other Angelo-sphere countries). If you aren't the whole package than you're basically seen as a non-human to women, unless they loose their looks, in which case you'll fit the role of a nice beta-provider.
>>28026899
>>28026750
Post moar sph pls
>>28027485
I'm European too, though.
I'm >>28026478
>>28027073
5'9'' babby detected LMFAO
hows the view down there LOL need a boost champ?
>>28027731
Seriously, everyone knows anything under 6' = manlet.
(5'7" tranlet sayin' this)
>5'10"
>fat but losing weight
>shit brown hair and eyes
>24 year old KHV
>7"x5.2" ugly pencil dick
Could be better, could be worse though too.
Op please post a pic of it and preferably a pic of your body from the waste down, this is my fetish, PLEASE I NEED THIS.
Also I would love to rub your little microdong with one finger and call you tiny and watch you buck desperately against my hand. :3
>>28027073
>a ripped 5'9 could destroy a normal 6'3
but he'd still have to call him mom to pick him up when he's done
>>28027686
There is nothing wrong with having a cute small dick
>>28028393
unless I can find woman who is into pegging I should an hero
>>28028556
you don't need a big dick to please a woman
>>28028790
it's not really that I have small dick it's just that my desires degenerated to simply being anal fuck toy.
Being a manlet isn't a problem at all, but dick size is
>>28028880
getting fucked by a girl is nice, good luck finding your pegging gf anon
>>28025730
Get plastic surgery i guess desu
>>28027825
>mfw I'm super into that
>mfw I will never be hung like a ten year old
>mfw I will never be a manlet
>>28028994
I have been told that some girls really like that. but I am unsure since double-sided toys seems kinda sloppy and standard ones are rubbing her clit at the best.
Oy vey you guys
Oy vey
>>28025730
3 incher here.
I have no motivation to do anything. I'm tall, and ok looking, but I'm slowly gaining weight. What's the point of working out for girls if they will just laugh at me and not like it?
I'm a failure.
Every FUCKING time I go to complain about it shits like
>>28025829
>>28025789
Come in.
IM FUCKING SICK OF IT. When a robot complains about no gf, normies don't flick in and say "LOL I HAVE A GF LOSER" on this board. But when it comes to tiny dick, they go all out. I'm sick and tired of living just to live. There is no motivation. You FUCKS are the ones are to blame when blood is spilt tomarow at 11:30 am.
FUCK YOU
>>28029259
There are plenty of girls who'd like your cute dick anon
>>28029345
I would like to be a cute trap but I'm 6"2 and HAIRY AS FUCK.
My ass is a jungle of hair, so is my legs. I shave my dick hair but it grows back in 3 days.
FUCK YOU GUYS. I'm fucking killing you normies
>>28027347
She was there for 30 minutes and didn't respond when I tried to talk to her.
She was average.
>>28029259
The only reason I'm not dead is because lifting makes me a little happy.
>>28029259
ill be watching the news at 11:30 am tomorrow. pretty sure you wont do it
>6'
>Brown hair
>Brown eyes
>amazing body
>lots of friends
>can get any girl I want
>8" penis
Life is good
>>28025730
The sad part is that lack of validation from women would drive you to suicide.
Yeah, 3 inches is a shitty deal so women aren't going to flock to you, but you can enjoy other things in life.
/r9k/ needs to get over the idea that receiving praise from cunts is the only merit in life. It could help in getting over the depression.
>>28025730
Ripped from being NEET? How does that work?
>>28025730
You can still use your qualities to make other suffer, most of the villians adopt this strategy
ITT: Everyone tries to say that they have it worse than other robots, and anyone who doesn't have the same problem they do is normalscum. Faggots who have redeeming qualities then try to hate on dicklets/manlets so they have one good thing in their lives.
You're all cunts tbqh
>>28025730
I on the other hand look like an autistic weirdo but I got 7 inches
>6'3
>Bright blue eyes
>Not too bad in the looks department
>8 inches
shit is cash
>>28025854
>tfw no bf that looks like this
Why even live.
>>28025789
>>28025789
>tfw 5"x4" inch dick
>tfw love to compare my little dick next to big cocks and get humiliated by them
patrician fetish tbqf (to be quite frank)
>>28030689
pics of beinis pls
>>28031774
I did nothing but go to the gym and stay home.
>>28032296
Length's good, but a little bit narrow. Pics please.
>>28028922
This. I'm both manlet and dicket, and height never bothered me. There's nothing more depreciating and crushing that seeing people with bigger dicks than me. I'm 5'6", not even mad. I'm 4.5", yes i'm mad all the time, it's the only reason i'm here, it's the only reason i'm depressed.
Just do a lot of foreplay.
>tfw 6 feet tall and last chick I fucked said some shit like "omg you're sooo big" last time I had sex
>>28025994
Can the normie sociopath please leave.
>>28026899
Wow, this drawing is shit. The anatomy, lighting, and the godawful expressions.
>>28033011
That's not a feel.
>>28032864
>5'6"
>4.5"
How many times do I have to say this. Post. Pics.
>Dick a little over 6.5 inches
>Extremely skinny, girth is slightly smaller than a Fred Meyers milk carton cap, was somewhere around 4.5-5 inches for girth when I measured it
>>28033564
>4.5-5 inches for girth
That's literally average you faggot.
>>28025789
You sound like a hentai protagonist.
>>28026581
you can be over 6ft and still be loser and a kissless virgin with no friends or money
>>28033244
I promise i'm 5'6"
>>28033707
I thought people like you were trolling, top kek anon
>>28026650
How qt are you? Hmmm? Post feet or stomach.
>>28026851
that's why god made plastic surgery
I have an amazing jawline too.
>>28033748
Yes. I've been told that i'm cute and funny. Doesn't matter, i have a small penis why would i even try to succeed?
>>28032237
P-pls post contact info. Do you enjoy touhou and /pol/ maymes?
>>28033707
Youre obviously mexican. I know my people.
>>28033595
But it's skinny as fuck, I can fit it in a toilet paper roll easily with lots of wiggle space.
>>28034197
You know that toilet paper rolls don't have a universally-standardized size, right?
>>28033903
Wrong. Actually am a jungle asian
>>28034339
Give me a object to compare the girth of my dick to.
>>28025730
Idk about you cumskin but my ancestors are smiling at me
>5'8
>fat
>retarded
>ugly
>5 inch pencil cock
>>28025730
how are you still living
and why
>>28025730
Reminder that life isn't worth living unless you are perfect in literally every way.
>tfw have an ok penis (6.5") but no one to use it on because I'm 5'6" and #nochin
>>28028994
Original OC
>>28025730
My homeboy has a small penis, roughly the size of my pinky. I have no idea how he does it.
>>28032547
Beinis?
I'd take short height and big dick of tall height and small dick, despite what the majority of women think in this study. I don't like the majority of women - I like the less common patrician ones.
>>28037100
*instead of
I like being short.
>>28037100
what do the colors and lines mean
i dont get it
>>28037100
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3637716/
>>28037182
underage b&.
>>28037100
>I'm not like le other girls :^)
>>28037281
no i'm 24 years old, just tell me what they mean you uncooperative fuck
>>28037292
I'm actually a dude.
>>28027256
You're such a fucking bitch, m8.
t. 5'7 dude
>>28037330
Basically dark blue is least sexually attractive and dark red is most sexually attractive. To women. You can figure out the rest.
>>28037335
I should have added that I'm straight.
>>28025730
It's all about physical dominance. Big dick is irrelevant if you throw her around.
>>28027485
>You guys do realize that manlets are a meme
let me guess, you're >5'7"?
>>28037100
*flaccid penis size
A bit misleading.
