>Guardsman walks into my office
>says he just came back from a battle with chaos
>says I'm a shit commissar and I shot more of my own men then enemies
>says the Imperium sucks and this plant is a shithole
>asks to be relocated to another planet
>Give him a lethal dose of boltgun instead
>>28025121
Sir! While I accept your superior judgement, I, personally, think you may have been just a bit too lenient in dealing with such an insubordinate. Personally, I think you should have had him beaten to death by his former comrades!
>>28025228
>I, personally, think
Guardsman, you are not paid to think, you are paid to hold the line and die fighting for the emperor, and while the emperor is not here, I will pass judgement for any crimes committed against his name. Once you become a commissar you can execute your own guardsmen just the way you want, but as it stands I am in charge here, not you.
Also thinking is Tzeentch worship, and Tzeentch worship is HERESY! *BLAM*
>>28025474
>Commissar saved me from budding Tzeentch worship
Thank you for allowing me to die before it took hold. The Emperor Protects, and you are His servant.
>>28025121
What a cunt thread. No wonder your parents are ashamed of themselves
>>28025788
Say that to my face and not online and we'll see what happens, Heretic
>>28025904
Don't you have your own board for this gay shit, besides anyone who spends as much time stationary as you is a melt
>>28026059
The Lord Commissar is only stationary in his principles. If he were physically stationary, it would be very difficult for him to get to places where he is needed to restore morale.
Basically, you're a fucking heretic.
>>28026230
Well im glad you cleared that up, il return to my heresy presently before your mental illness infects me
Venerate the immortal Emperor.
Hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha. You Imperial guys are so fucking boring. Wouldn't you rather have a little... fun?
>>28026352
>Slaaneshi rituals
>fun
The only thing fun about Slaaneshi rituals is interrupting them with pic related.
>THEEZ HUMIE IZ KILLIN' THEIR OWN BOYZ, AHAHAH!! HELP HIM YE BLOODY GITZ!
>WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
>>28027082
>mfw greentext from a greenskin
Poor monkeighs.
