You have 10 seconds to rationalize why you haven't lost your virginity if you're over 14.
>lost his virginity at thirteen
Other things are what make me a robot, not virginity
>>28024915
Sauce on the tittays
>>28024934
>not a virgin
>robot
Unless you've been raped, you're delusional. Fuck off.
>inb4 "you're just not trying hard enough"
>inb4 "just be yourself"
>inb4 "just lift"
>inb4 "you're just making up excuses"
I'm shy and not entertaining in conversation and I never cared enough/was always too afraid to actually go after girls
I'm a bitter, boring, socially awkward person who spends his free time looking up random facts, watching netflix, and drinking. I can't even make friends, much less get a girl to fuck me
>>28024965
>lost virginity
>autism gets worse
>can't communicate
>lose hearing
>can't communicate further
Haven't had sex in five years. Fuck you.
>>28024948
Looks a bit like Leanne Crow but that's a guess
>>28024948
She looks like a bog-standard large-breasted American girl in her early 20s, good chance she's nobody at all.
>>28024915
because I never tried and no woman forced me to do so.
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Socially retarded aspie.
>>28024915
>over 14
Being a non virgin before 16 is degenerate
>Undesirable
>Autist
>Fatass
>That thing where the skin sticks to the head of the penis
>Fast approaching wizardhood
I'm not even sure I want sex at this point. It doesn't even interest me anymore .
Because I'm saving myself for fat tit momma Leanne Crow here
I was not born with the mark of the roast.
>>28025099
>Haven't had sex in five years.
I haven't had sex in my entire life, you faggot.
You may be clinically autistic, but you're not a robot.
I fucking hate thots and under 21 every girl is a thot
>>28024915
Oh but I have ;)
Stay mad, virgincucks
>>28024915
because slut is still an insult and not an achievement in country where I come from and also woman act like that.
I don't talk to people
>>28025356
No, u got a shitty definition of robot based on your own misery alone.
I am a robot, faggo. Just not a fuckless one like u.
Then again, I didn't grow up in the internet era, so it was considerably easier to fuck back then.
>>28025201
what about 15 and 9 months
>>28025440
>I am a robot
Sure you are buddy. And I'm a billionaire.
>>28025367
define thot
>>28025440
>havent had sex in 5 years
>lost it at 13
>18 years old
>didnt grow up in the internet era
Lol if you're 18 you grew up in the internet era. iPhone came out when you were 9 or 10. Smart phones became common place as you went through puberty. You're a lying fuckboy kys
>>28025868
>>28025440
>lost virginity at 13
>haven't had sex in five years
>34 years old
Even robots can have slightly more game than other robots.
sorry guys
try not to be such a bitch about it tho.
Lost it at 17. Didn't have sex again until 21.
I had a lot of emotional issues I had to work through. Mostly I had trouble empathizing with other peoples situations, it made me bitter and lash out at people, ultimately driving them away.
But I slowly began to realize everyone is fucked up and nothing matters.
Well, there's nothing to rationalize. I am autistic, so I wasn't even cognizant or desiring of social interaction at 14. Nowadays I am also morbidly obese. I am also 23, so that's now a handicap unto itself.
>>28024915
>no modest and pure titcow gf like OP pic
end my life lads
I never loved anyone. what do? I don't think I am capable of that. best I can do is empathize with people and form emotional attachment.
>>28025440
>faggo
Jesegan? Is that little bud?
>>28026252
just a typo robot, meant to type
>faggot
But u kno that
