How do you flirt with a girl like her?
you wakl up to her, grab her hip bones and whisper "doot, doot" into her ears.
Absolutely not. Obviously a photoshop of an older woman with a younger woman's body and face. You can tell by the seat in the shower... old people use those.
>>28024798
Keep eye contact. Girls with large titties like it when you act that their boobs aren't their only selling point.
>>28024798
be chad shoemaker or tyrone bikestealer or whatever
then she will like you
>>28024850
Top right photo cuts out the white kid she has in the back.
Asiancucks btfo
>>28024798
Ey bb, want sum of dis dyk?
Like that, but proper classy like.
>>28024798
>>28024850
same person, plz gb2 /r/asianmasculinity
>>28024798
I don't like reptilians.
>>28024913
Nah, I don't think Asian girls are qt.
>>28024798
i wish danielle were lesbian, at least her stunning beauty stay honourable
>>28024798
>wow you have bigger hands than my dad
>>28024798
Own her
Her body is yours, she doesn't know it yet.
Friendly dominance almost always works on them.
Also showing that she has no power over you with her natural gifts (tits, ass, smile), will make you much more intriguing. As the guys around her are all fawning like peasants.
>>28024798
EY YO GURL LEMME HOLLA AT YA U WANT SUM FUCK
>>28024844
What? If you're flirting with her you should clearly show interest in her breasts, she's wearing that dress for a reason, women love it when someone comments on their body.
What you shouldn't do is gape like a retard or just focus on them the entire conversation. Have a look, make a comment, but continue on with the flirting.
>>28024959
Was she blacked already?
>>28024973
>friendly dominance
LOL wow i bet you come off as a creep constantly. nobody listen to this guy.
>>28024979
Nice... pretty much a reiteration of what I said, but I'll let it slide... this time.
>>28024959
I so want her to be my gf ;_;
>>28024836
It's rhian sugden you spastic
>>28025134
it's Daniellefu.
>>28025052
I so want him to be my bf ;_;
>tfw no perfectly qt titty gf
>>28025182
I'd go for a US senator too
>>28024798
Let her feminize me and make myself her sissy fucktoy
What's that you say? Real life is not like my pornos?
Well... fuck
>>28025168
>Bright yellow opaque pantyhose
Gotta say thats the first time I've seen that, but she pulls it off really well.
can a footfag give us a proper analysis of her feet? it's of interest for me but i have no experience in this science.
>>28024798
Dated a girl who looked almost exactly like this. We bonded over philosophy and literature. Not sure how to approach someone like that in public though. Met up after talking on OKC.
>>28025452
more scientific data
>>28024836
> an older woman with a younger woman's body and face
What
>>28024798
I wouldn't she'd simply never like me.
There's a difference between quitting before starting and knowing your limits. Unfortunately my limit is girls liking me romantically
You just do it man, just be yourself.
>>28025502
her feet look fucking filthy
>>28024798
Ayyo bitch, how about suck this dick with that mouth. You know you want to be on your knees rn with a cock in your mouth staring at me. If you suck it right I might fuck you. But first let me finish smoking this joint like a degenerate.
In reality
>H-hey D-d-do you like anime
>"yes I watch a lot of anime"
>REALLY DESU I THOUGHT STACY-CHAN WOULD BE A DUMB CUNT
>*stares*
>*ninja run away*
>*trips*
>*spaghetti falls out of pockets*
>>28025621
how much do you know about feet?
>>28025502
Feet appear to be well taken care of. No scars or callouses. Can't see the nails, but would presume they are either french-tipped, well trimmed, or painted a neutral color.
They're dirty in a "just walked across a dirty area" sort of way... not in a "just walked through dog shit" kind of way.
I'd rate these an 8/10 without seeing the tops of her feet.
>>28024798
Hahahhahahahhahaahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I don't
>>28024850
>born asian
>told by everyone that Im too nerdy
>too beta
>too ugly
>tfw never will be an alpha of an asian
>>28025647
>those toes will never be in your mouth
>>28024998
Nobody listen to that roastie cunt.
they're the only ones that would ever get shitty over a guy properly dominating a bitch
"How much for half an hour?"
>>28025824
Yeah, that's a roastie with extra beef.
>>28024798
Ay gurl, u want sum fuk?
>>28025841
>How much for half an hour?
>Half an hour
>>28024798
>How do you flirt with a girl like her?
literally anything you tell her she's already heard it
>>28024798
Looks like a tranny
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>28025882
>Implying anyone on this board would need more than 3 minutes to blow a load in her.
>>28025882
Whats wrong with half an hour? Do you have autism?
>>28025963
>3 minutes
For the entire /r9k/? then yes, that seems
sufficient.
>>28025984
The implication was obvious, do you have autism? Or are you heavily overstating your "abilitys" (or lack thereof)
>>28026050
Yup, you have autism alright. Kill yourself retard.
i want to take her virginity ;_;
>>28026172
Great deduction, Einstein.
But if you don't mind me asking, just how did you arrive at that conclusion?
>>28026244
i want to take his virginity ;_;
>>28026276
>haha h-how do h know tho???
>>28026376
Do tell!
Remember to show your working.
>>28026429
Just kill yourself autist-kun
Are we posting Danielle? :)
>tfw 343 pictures/gifs
>>28026513
Can you post some without makeup? With makeup she looks like 40.
>>28026513
she replaced cara as my eyebrowfu
>>28026490
Awesome, more Anime and baseless statements.
Thanks for clearing that up, CLEARLY I am indeed the autist...
>>28026526
This one is supposed to be makeup-less. Seems like to me but i dont know how makeup works in any way.
>>28026536
Good.
>>28026562
filled in brows and foundation
>>28026550
You seem assblasted autist-kun
Saggy tits and comical eyebrows
>>28026718
>Saggy tits
you have no idea what you're talking about
>>28026718
absolutely literally positively no idea
>>28026586
I probably don't have any makeup-less then. Sorry. Shes still such a qt.
>>28026613
You know you've lost.
"assblasted"? What you and Tyrone do on saturdays is YOUR business. Leave me out of it.
>>28024798
idk
maybe being aggressive and acting like she isn't stunning
complimenting her on anything that isn't looks related
ignoring her
>>28025052
maybe you should lower your standards you mongrel
>>28026856
>lowering your standards when qt android gfs are around the corner
>>28026828
Senpai you got BTFO! You have autism so you lack self awareness!
>>28026886
Spare me the acronyms, generic looking anime girl.
What's your beef with me?
>>28026960
Oh anon, you are so clueless about your disability. I just want you to kill yourself! :3
>>28024798
She's way, way out of my league, I probably wouldn't waste my time and let the Chads fight to the death over her while I chat up some fat chick.
>>28026995
You're VERY welcome to try...
>>28027046
How are you still alive autist-kun?
Cut yourself and never ever stop!
>>28027123
The only thing getting cut will be your allowance.
Keep this shit posting up, and I'm telling your mom, fgt.
>>28027217
You are beyond mad autist-kun. Show me your war face! Rawrrr!
>>28027297
Sick full metal jacket reference!!
Stop trying to sound cute, I almost don't hate you :3
>>28024798
I flash her my spaghetti! And then we mate over the next year, then I find a pond and give birth to our sea horse pups, and nudge them gently as I expire.
In that time she finds a new sea horse man to mate with.
>>28025560
>>28024836
oh god i cant stop laughing
aregano
>>28024798
I'd kill myself.
Say "you're hot and I want to fuck you" by doing everything in my power not to actually say those words and alleviate the creepiness of my intentions through humor and subtlety.
Is that easy enough for you - my fellow autists - to understand?
>>28027353
Hang yourself faggot :3
>>28027859
Awwww.
Did I upset you?, Senpai :3
>>28028034
Kill yourself autist-kun :3
>>28028130
I realize just now, for this entire time that you've been projecting your own insecurities on to me :(
Perhaps I am the autist for not immediately catching on...
Do you want someone to talk to? Srysly.
Like any other girl.
Girls are all the same.
It's pretty annoying.
It's why I don't like girls.
>>28028219
Shoot yourself in the head autist-kun!
>>28028405
Ok, retreat behind this built up persona then.
I tried.
>It's another "Nobody in /r9k/ knows the first thing about flirting" thread.
>>28028462
And you still return and are compelled to post...
>>28028444
You have autism anon, thats why youre uncontrollably mad. Do us a favor and kill yourself!
why is Daniellefu so fucking qt, fampai? siiiigh
>>28028524
Sure do bud :3
Did you run out of anime pictures?
>>28024836
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL *gasp* LOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. lol. Wew lad
>>28024798
>you don't
kek, you didn't expect serious advice did you?
>>28025491
Translation: I messaged a girl like this on OkC and she never replied. Be less transparent, faggot
>>28028579
You have autism. You are worthless. Kill yourself.
>>28024968
Your dad's hands must be fucking tiny.
>>28025963
>>28026050
>le reddit "DAE no stamina?" maymay
fuck off normies, leddit jokes stay on leddit
>>28028631
Don't you realize you're selfprojecting??
I suppose someone of your disposition wouldn't be able to.
>>28028670
You are mad because you have autism.
>>28024798
depends on how good looking you are
>>28028663
The only funny thing about their "jokes" is that these faggot kids actually think they're clever kek
>>28028684
You're clearly mad that I touched a raw nerve.
Deep down you know you're selfprojecting.
>>28026886
> Has Anime reaction images on tap
> Calling other people autists
> Saying other people lack self awareness
Oh the irony.
>>28028727
>>28028734
Stay mad autist-kun
>>28028724
>think
Origioso
>>28028752
Your insides hurt more than the word you project to me outside.
Deep down you know you're just one of lifes victims
>>28028794
You are so mad your mouth is foaming autist
>>28028752
>"U MAD BREH"
Leddit tier shitposting.
Look, I'm sure you can find better dank maymays on /r/4chan.
>>28028832
>you wiII never be this mad
>>28028808
Pfft.
It's better than what your moms mouth is currently foaming around.
>>28028865
You are a person with autism and anger issues.
>>28028808
>comes to autistic board to call autistics names
>thinks he's a badass troll for doing so
Yeah little guy, that's great.
>>28028894
That sounds like something a mad autist would say
>>28028876
I don't have anger issues
Again, your accusations are baseless (and now anime-less)
>>28024798
Pull her hair and tell her she's got cooties.
>>28028910
You have severe autism you mad kid
>>28028934
That'll make her drip
>>28028906
>Thinks he can wound a robot
You're adorable
>>28028943
Aww are you running out things to say, so you've resorted to using the same insult over and over - that's cute.
>>28028955
>>28028966
You are on the autistic spectrum fag
>>28028943
And the longer you stay here, the more like us you become. Enjoy your stay.
>>28028943
Kid?
I'll have you know I'm 20 (years young) Now give me moar anime! since I'm not getting anything else from this endless cycle
>>28028971
Kek, you can't call me anything I haven't been called countless other times on this board.
why don't these fake blondes dye their eyebrows too
you look so stupid with black eyebrows and blonde hair
>>28028980
>>28028992
>>28029001
You were born with autism. This is forever. Kill yourself.
>>28029004
>why don't these stupid blondes
>Stupid blondes
>Stupid
There you have it.
>>28029021
kek I think skynet will become self aware before you do.
>>28029004
Oi, say that to my face u cunt
>>28029048
You thought you had mild aspergers but it turns out you have full blown autism, retarded kid
>>28029058
i take it back lad, you got me, i'm fukin laughing
>>28029021
>doesn't know it can develop
Sure redit fag
>>28029176
You are an autistic faggot anon
>>28029176
In fact I think he spent too long on here and has developed himself.
>>28029191
of course I am.
but you're saying it like it's supposed to bother me kek
enjoy ur trolling fellow autist
>>28029197
>>28029208
Stay mad autist. Also kill yourself.
>>28029197
It's just his way of dealing with it
It's pretty much impossible unless you know her friends or she's like a coworker or something. I mean, she would get approached by multiple men daily and probably already has a bf/someone she's interested in
So your job would then become to make her more interested in you than her current bf/soon to be bf
Multiple ways of doing that,
1. be a millionaire (this alone would not help you if you're extremely ugly, autistic, or age 50+)
2. Be extremely good looking (this alone doesn't help if you don't have a charismatic attitude and again, no autism)
3. Be a celebrity, or if not, have extreme talent in something like comedy (i'm talking george carlin tier), or music or sports which you can potentially make money from due to how good you are. Again, if u look awful or have autism it doesn't help
Tip: i live in asia and im actually near celebrity status, im not fucking around when i say this. People recognize me anywhere i go, i have bank and im decent looking,i won't go into detail but the point is, i wouldn't even be able to get a girl on that tier due my autistic and non charismatic attitude when speaking to the toppest of tier girls in person
Tl;dr you need to have a multiple of very strong pros and no cons to even flirt effectively and have a chance at getting in dat ass
Either way bu the time she hits 30+ she's gonna realize she's getting old and that there are now millions of more prettier girls than her and she'll end up settling for an average joe with a decent personality in the end
>>28029208
*le tips fedora
I know ur a fellow reddit troll hehe we're getting em good, call him an autist again
[insert crying smiley emoji]
>>28029260
>gets bested by autist 4chanfag
>takes his joke and tries to use it for own purposes
Doesn't get much worse than that.
>>28029230
>>28029260
>>28029278
Hang yourself autistic kid
>>28024909
vape nation is a rip off of jim and derrick
>>28029332
>Hang yourself autistic kid
u mad reditfag?
Everyday I learn of a of a new beautiful woman out there, model or actress or whatever.
Theres so much beauty in this world, feels nice man
>>28025009
vape nation is a rip off of jim and derrick but watered down for normies
>>28029353
Youre assmad because you have autism
>>28029372
That's such a normie thing to say, Normie.
>>28029374
We replaying that level?
We've been there already desperate reditfag
When you're done failing, do yourself a favor and get yourself looked at for autism.
We're good at spotting our own.
i remember fappin to danielle sharpe back when she started in Nuts magazine like in 2010 and thinking that she was way underrated and probably the most attractive woman of all time.
and now it's a meme.
>>28029412
Autism is leaking out of your ass you mad kid
>>28029497
Autists calling eachother autists...
Surely you guys could team up?
>>28029497
>Autism is leaking out of your ass you mad kid
Acutally I'm just sitting here laughing my ass off at you.
You are easily the worst "troll" we've had around here in a while.
Is this really all that redit has for trolls?
You're like 14 right?
>>28029544
We could be one, but he's still in denial.
>>28029544
>>28029556
You have autism in your ass. Youre mad because your autism is fucking you up.
>>28029580
>"You have autism in your ass. Youre mad because your autism is fucking you up."
>Turns from mirror and cries
>Goes to 4chan to "troll"
>>28029596
You are a mad autistic child. Cut yourself and never ever stop.
>>28029616
Oh fuck, you are pissed kek
Hit a little close to home for u?
>>28025805
true
Why bother living?
>>28029655
You sound upset autistic kid
You're all a bunch of mad autists desu
>>28029733
You are a mad autistic little child
>>28029760
You're a butthurt little aspie tard
>>28029711
>>28029760
whatever u gotta tell urself reditfag
also dubs chek'd
>>28029780
>>28029789
You are assblasted because you were born with autism
>>28024836
What a fucking retard , an hero with bleach asap
>>28024973
Nigga that last women you ever been in 3 meters radius with was your mother
>>28029789
>>28029802
The heat of your blasted ass is literally radiating through my screen, kiddo
>>28029901
This is what a mad autist would say
>>28029920
I guess you're the expert on such things, right kid?
>>28030054
Sounds like autism anon, i recommend suicide
>>28030054
>doesn't realize that it makes perfect sense for an autist alone to keep going on way past defeat
>>28030076
Stay mad autism stricken child
>>28030076
Oh I've only just started, you little aspie baby
>>28030204
Man you're the autist.
>>28030204
>>28030217
You both have autism. You may not notice, but you do. Hang yourself you mad autists.
>>28030217
>>28030480
Rectally ravaged autists everywhere in this thread, I see
>>28030504
You are suffering from anal autism, kid
>>28024798
See pic. Best advice you will receive ever OP
She's a disgusting old hag. No one wants her except dumbasses like you.
>>28031483
Don't say that anon.
Do cheesy pick-up lines actually work if they're funny?
>>28029429
It's only an /r9k/ meme, some autist has an unhealthy obsession with her and shitpost the pain away
Why don't you get out of that, uh jabroni outfit
>>28032701
But it's true, downie moron.
I'm bout to match with this very attractive intellectual lookin girl.
I'm thinkin first line:
"What's the best first message to send a girl on tinder"
too meta/cheesey?
Why would you want to? What is the goal of all of this? To succeed at the game of hormones? To cause a woman such as this to profess a liking for you?
And what then? You feel good about yourself, having satisfied your male impulses?
It's best to ignore them. These high-maintenance aren't worth it, they'll suck all of your energy and effort out of you and deprive you of your passions, just to hold onto her. A woman like that needs someone who is overly active and constantly doing things. It's a restless sort of life.
