>ITT: we all live out ww3 in the same bunker
>>28024343
Can we procreate?
Guys, stop leaving your piss bottles around. It's a biohazards in this enclosed environment. We have toilets for a reason.
>>28024374
Do you honestly think any girls would want to live with us in a cramped bunker?
>"Anon, when was the last time you took a shower? You smell of semen."
I'd rather kill myself tbqh
>>28024410
>throws piss jug at your head
No fuk yuo
>>28024343
Bump
cuz interesting
Oregano
>>28024426
>Tfw no Winstead Bunker gf ;_;
*farts*
oops sorry tehe
The never ending stench of neckbeard ballsweat would be the last knot in my noose desu
I would leave the bunk and walk to my possibly immediate death
Ok, I'll make the sound of a barnyard animal and you all guess what the sound is!
>>28024343
Welcome to the honorary Ron Paul happening shelter
>tfw the few femanons on the board become turbosluts being handed around between the few robochads while the majority of robots sits in dark corners fapping to the sounds of sex while crying
it will be a miniature of the outside world
Why do I come here everyday, yet the thought of living with all of you is like hell?
>>28024515
Eureurgheweurerughew
>>28024343
>opens vault door
>comes back into bunker
>takes off gas mask
>"Ahh, another day of mudering normies"
>Brings back wheelbarrow of the mangoes and annie mays
>"Here you guys go. Where's my money?"
>robot gives him 3 freeze-dried chicken tenders
>"Finally I can buy that gameboy from the shop!"
>goes to shop
>fat autist is operating the "subterranean 'steals' shop"
>give him the tendies for the
>LAST GAMEBOY IN EXISTENCE
So Ron was right all along
Can we make a giant lan party so we can shitpost on /r9k/ with each other
>>28024555
Yur mum
>>28024426
A few girls would probably think it's a good idea for a while, but then it would already be too late to turn back, and now they have no choice but to choose a robot husbando.
>>28024567
The bunker has its own server linking it to the other bunker as well as members of our own, so yes
>>28024343
Nah I'll go join the Enclave
>>28024598
Or they'd shoot themselves
When we get out can we finally establish our own country?
>>28024565
But no Pokemon carts survived, so was it worth it?
>>28024658
Just wait until we get hold on nuclear weapons!
Bumping again
Oregano
>h-hi guys, m-my names t-tomoko. C-can I live with y-you? E-even if I'm not very popular
You all know that within a week of entering the bunker, a pecking order would have to be constructed.
You all also know, that the few chads among the robots, will assert their dominance and punish anyone who resists. Due to group mentality, you'll accept this. The girls in the group, will be attracted to the chads, and none of the robots, leading to only chads reproducing.
Within 200 years (granting the bunker is self sufficient) a new race of chads will emerge, ready to claim their birthright.
*BRAAAAPPPPPTTT*
Oh anons, you're so pathetic for jerking off to the smells of these silly things!
>>28024642
Who has the guns? The robots themselves, it's our bunker after all.
>>28024775
The Chads would be beheaded ISIS-style instantly
>hi I'm from /k/, can I come in?
>>28024824
Is your name Ivan, by any chance?
Also, bump
>>28024775
I'm so ready for this, I may be a loser in real life, but among robots I will rise to the top
>>28024859
Kek m8, you sure about that?
>>28024873
no but I'm psychotic enough to try
>>28024824
Nice kebab stick
>>28024859
See>>28024800
This bunker would not be Chad friendly
>>28024744
Get the FUCK in here
>>28024920
T-thank y-you
>>28024899
are you proposing a society without hierarchy? It would be pandemonium. It's only natural that the more outspoken of the robots are going to end up in positions of power.
STOP IT. DON'T LET ANY *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*FAGS IN HERE
>they found the rape cave
>>28024944
No, it's just I would be an absolute democratic society, and chads would be killed painfully to prevent its destruction
>>28024974
>democratic
what a fucking normalfag ideology, guys, we got a normalfag over here! this fucking normalfag is trying to make a democracy!
>>28024993
Not a republican democracy, a REAL democratic society, every law related decision comes down to a vote, everyone is equally involved
>>28024489
i used to adore mary elizabeth, but the leak stopped my worship for her
+ she reacted like a kid on her twitter when the leak occured
she isn't worth anon, there's no women worth
>>28024343
>tfw the undercover chads in r9k team up and bully the robots
>tfw we take the few women for ourselves
Welcome to hell, robot scum.
>>28025019
THIS GUY WANTS TO GIVE WOMEN THE POWER TO DIRECTLY INFLUENCE OUR NEW UTOPIA
DO NOT LISTEN TO HIS LIES
>>28024944
More a switching of leadership every few years, us robots are stupid, but not that stupid. Maybe a council of our brightest or elected bots.
>>28025030
she is also a hipster married to a nu male with no talent in cinema
she really isn't worth
No thanks. I would rather get killed by a deathclaw. Just pack me some tendies and borrow me a rifle and a pistol, I will find my own place to live.
>>28025019
True democracy is fucking crazy m8, it's a bad idea.
>>28025065
there will be no women there anon, so all will be cool
>>28025019
direct democracy a shit
>>28025065
Well except for them
>>28025064
If the bully anyone that's a pretty big red flag, so they will be beheaded
>>28024993
How bout this, robots ellect a leader to their liking, who seems to be the best suited to meet robotic demands.
Now we all know that humans are powerhungry by design, it is only a question of time until he goes crazy and starts building his own monuments and has his own harem full of twink robot fuccbois. So to prevent this degeneracy we will write down a robot code which every leader has to abide, like a monk. As soon as he diverges from the ruleset he will get expelled to the normie world where he belongs.
That way leadership amongst this community is more akin to self-sacrifice, but sacrifice in the name of robotdom.
>>28025069
This
Oregano try#2
>>28025273
if the robot code prevents me from getting a harem of twink fuccbois then I will take them by force
reminder that communist albania had the greatest concentration of nuclear bunkers on earth
>>28025314
NORMIE DETECTED
BEHEAD HIM
>>28025314
>tfw will never rally the troops and overthrow an oppressive chad-government that once belonged to the good humble robots of /r9k/
>>28025363
>tfw you WILL be captured by the aggressive chad government for spreading propaganda
>tfw you will be turned into a twink fuccboi
>>28025363
Because all chads would already be beheaded to prevent them from taking power in the first place
>>28025387
See>>28025349
Oregano
>>28025405
I am NOT a normalfag, I am simply driven by my desire to control the boipuci market
>>28025431
That's a normie need anon, you WILL be beheaded along with your Chad allies
>>28025388
So... The bunker would end up becoming a "who can be the most disgusting robot" contest, with the least disgusting being beheaded?
>>28025473
*unsheathes katana*
you can try, kiddo. you can certainly try.
>>28024800
>mfw I'm a Chad.
I would still make the women fuck you guys first before they did me.
I volunteer to leave the bunker.
>>28025483
Having Chad or normie needs is against the will of our God, kek. We are obliged to behead all normie scum by his will kekhu akbar
>>28025511
>>28025490
By Keks will you will die painfully at our robot hands
i'd leave the bunker instantlyand take the sweetest trapbot i can find with me
Guys bad news we're out of containers to store excrement in. Im afraid we're either going to have to use the toilets or kill ourselves.
that's why im requesting the armory key thank you.
>>28025583
Ww3 is happening, hope you like multiple sieverts of radiation.
>>28025654
i'd rather go outside and spend the last minutes of my life with aqttrapthan stay in an /r9k/ bunker tbhfam
>>28024343
I would come off as extremely nice at first, but I can only live so long with random strangers before I completely snap. It would be better if I wouldn't be staying in a bunker.
I'd stay in my quarters all day and talk to none of you, probably.
since /k/ joined us, we have the biggest armory of all time. and we got some scientists we have made an injection that instantly makes us /fit/. its time for the beta uprising to be completed. lets take over the world
bump
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>>28025620
are you impliyng we invade the normies by force to take their containers? your a genius
>>28025620
I shape my poo into large pots and let them dry in the artificial UV room, then I store my pee there
