>your mom comes into your room with the home phone
>says its for you
>its chad saying he wants to apologize for bullying you
>says we go out for some shots
how do you react?
Hang up. Back to shitposting.
>>28023662
Hire and escort and rent a Lamborghini so I can seem rich and popular in front of faggy chad
>>28023662
ask my mom why is she alive again
Definitely a trap so he can humiliate you as an adult.
Sure, it was probably just banter. No hard feelings, let's go for some shots.
I don't drink so that would be weird
>>28023662
Say thanks for the apologies but that I won't come because it would still be awkward to drink with him
Also, sauce of the pic ?
Why the fuck does chad have my mom's number?!He needs to die.
>>28023662
Disregard Chad, masturbate to asian chicks.
Tell him he's got the wrong number.
>>28023662
The only 'chad' that bullied me stopped after I broke his nose
Kindly acceptand bring my knife with me.
I never got bullied so I'd be confused who thought they were bullying me.
I was a ghost in school. Nobody knew I was there because I never talked to anybody. It's been 4 years since I graduated and I doubt anybody even remembers me at all.
I fucking laugh at him, then say "sure pal, where at?"
"Okay, I'll meet you in the parking lot."
>pull up to parking lot in car
>look for older, more weathered version of Chad
>see him and get out
>walk toward his stunning car, friendly smile across my face
>as he gets out to greet me, pull gun and empty clip into his face, neck, and chest
>casually get into his stunning car, then drive home for chicken tendies
>>28023999
Yeah, but in the end, you got trips, and they didn't
>chek'd
>>28024033
this
>and chek'd yourself, my guy
>>28023662
How come their butts aren't hairy ?Do they shave?
>>28024017
>clip
i wish chad bullied you even more back in the day now. you are a disgusting human being. It is called a magazine you worthless bag of flesh.
>>28023906
You're the bully asshole
>>28024170
vast majority of girls dont have hairy butts, but i do
and on my back
and on my tummy
and all over my legs and arms
my hands, my toes
a little on the chest
etc etc
im saving up for laser hair removal for my entire body but its expensive a fucking shit
it depresses me when i think about how other girls dont have to deal with any of this while i do
btw i have a vagina fyi.
>>28023662
call and pay prize fighters to kick his fucking ass
when chad is rekt lying on the floor just shit/spit on his fucking face
honor will be restored
>>28024033
nice dubs
chek'd
>>28024342
>but i do
>and on my back
>and on my tummy
>and all over my legs and arms
>my hands, my toes
>a little on the chest
>etc etc
what are you a monster? a fucking bear?
I'd be suspicious he's fucking my mom. I'd get Chad drunk and get him to confess and then choke him til he passed out then put him in his car and wedge a basketball on the gas pedal and make him drive headfirst into a brick wall at 80mph. Even if he wasn't fucking my mom, he's still a douche.
>>28024440
yeah i dont know i think it's the high test levels i have :/
>>28024342
Does anyone like hairy girls?
Anyone at all? Anywhere? Ever?
Chad is my BFF anyways
lets have some fun bro
>>28024342
>im a grill teehee
fuck off roastie go eat yourself to an early grave
>>28024508
Depends on how much hair. If it's light then yeah, but if she's a bear then no.
>>28023966
this desu
also how do you do the spoilers r u wizard
>>28024238
back to /k/ with you
>>28024531
sorry anon but i go wherever i want :)
and im everything but a roastie
>>28024534
Thick black body hairs are horrible on women.
>all these people saying they'd hurt/kill chad
The dude wants to do good by you. Is that the only way you can react to kindness? I think YOU guys are the bullies
> tfw Chads didn't bully me because I kept to myself
if one of them knew my number, let alone actually called me and asked to hang out I'd know it was a setup for some kind of mugging/robbery
>>28023662
Maybe chad will like me now I'm a girl
>"haha, sure bro"
>bring gun to meetup
>kill him and then myself
we're going out for "shots", alright...
turn down the alcohol because it's degenerate but offer to shoot at a range with him.
>>28023662
Bring my gun. No really I'm actively looking up old classmates for just that reason. Thanks chaddy boy. Just wanna kill their wives and kids, not them.
>>28024017
>clip
BANG
BANG
BANG
BANG
BANG
BANG
BANG
BANG
*ping*
>>28024842
You won't do shit and you know it, faggot.
>>28023906
wow that was fucking rude
>>28024605
>and im everything but a roastie
kek
>>28024963
Hey there! Looks like you're out of ammo, need some help?
My family's home phone number is private, and very few people have my mobile phone number. I also have few of those kiks and skypes type communication applications.
I'm significantly difficult to contact.
>>28023662
that literately happen to me and chad was my older brother
>>28024842
that's what I fantasize about doing
