>be me 24
>go to zoo with my dog cause she hasn't been to the zoo and I heard dogs like the zoo
>everywhere I turn attractive women having fun
>tfw will never be apart of their attractive lives
>feel bad for the rest of the day
>>28020916
This thread will end like your lifeempty
>>28020916
I thought that women find men with dogs / kids more attractive.
>going to the zoo alone with your dog FOR your dog
>>28020916
This is it. This is your story. It's not too late OP
>relate to this because I do similar autistic things
>feel like a ghost just walking in the shadows of other people's lives
>OP cries bc tfw no gf
>OP offers zero reason for any gf to remotely find him attractive
>OP feels bad for rest of day
>I know, I'll get that bitch some self pity
>bitches love self pity
b-but my dog.
>>28021003
Only if you are attractive.
A girl approached me only once and even then she just ignored me and went straight for my dog while not even making eye contact with me or saying hello.
>>28021012
I have no one else to go to the zoo for.
>>28021086
You have yourself
>>28021079
I know that I have nothing to offer to a woman.
I can still be sad because I will never interact with one.
>>28021086
Post dog
It's a joke because they don't allow dogs at the zoo and you spergs would know this if you went outside.
>>28021086
>A girl approached me only once and even then she just ignored me and went straight for my dog while not even making eye contact with me or saying hello.
that's fucking rude. but maybe he just wanted to force you to make some contact with her. next tie try to say something witty about that dog.
>>28021103
you can't be that bad person at your heart, I mean you even care about what your dog feels.
>>28021132
Here is my original dog
>>28021154
No, it's true. It costs 2 euro for dog, 8 euro per adult person to go inside. Why would I make this shit up?
I read on forums that dogs really like to go to the zoo because of different smells and different animals.
>>28021171
Nice pup. I take back my sarcastic greentext
>>28021167
>next tie try to say something witty about that dog.
ye say that he bite attractive girls. and if he doesn't bite her within 10 seconds yell buuuuuuuuurn!
>>28020916
i know this feel, few years in uni really took their toll on me because i was dumb enough to go into a pol sci degree which is pretty much all young girls having fun, banding together and going to parties and shit fucking chads, they literally radiate good life
i couldn't stand being around them, i even kinda like some of them but it brings me so much misery seeing them because my life was mostly depressive stupor when i am off drugs, i am not even the same species compared to those girls
most of the guys there didn't seem very happy either
>>28021171
This is now a happy dog thread.
Hi dog!
>>28021228
No, that sarcastic comment is still relevant.
>going to the zoo alone with your dog FOR your dog
A cute dogger doesn't make it any less pathetic. Come on, let's be real here.
>>28021079
Wow, haven't seen that guy in ages
>>28021373
I don't see why that is pathetic. Would it be better if I went there alone?
>>28021438
I imagine at this point all hope is lost, so stop worrying about it.
>>28021171
Pupper a cute. CUTE
Did your dog enjoy the zoo?
I would take mine but I'd be too afraid of the retard jumping a fence and getting trampled by a giraffe or some shit
>>28021693
Yeah, he enjoyed it. Usually the fences are either really tall or double fenced so it was not a problem.
>going to party because normies said you will have fun anon
>drunk
>all this girls around me
>being a beta manlet and getting ignored
>be depressed
Everytime
>dogs like the zoo
?????????
please explain
How do your pupper react seeing all those wild species at the Zoo?
>>28020916
are YOU attractive, OP?
>>28021171
nice dog
