Would you be willing to scrape the bottom of the barrel if it meant finally getting a gf?
>implying that crippled stacey cant get an average looking guy
I bet she sucks like a pro
Maybe as a practice gf
Then wheel her to the curb after I cum in her paralyzed pussy
>>28020861
>crippled stacey
I think you're being a little generous. She's pretty enough, but she's obviously no Stacey.
No I wouldn't. I haven't had a girlfriend in 3 years but it doesn't change the way I look at women. I'm not magically attracted to heinous swine or disabled chicks. Sure I might have a girlfriend if I did, but I feel more dignified in being single than I would succumbing to the urge to put muh weewee in a pig.
Do you think you could fuck her feet without her noticing?
>>28020870
wow
original
>>28020890
lel
Original blox
I just got divorced. 7/10 But I'm wayyy out of practice as far as dating, was with same girl for 15 years.
Now I go on tinder. I practice on fat chicks. I'm into big titties, but I'm amazed at how many fat bitches have no tits. I feel so let down, but at least I get to practice being likable etc.
There's no shame in my game though. Fat girls can lick balls just fine. That does the trick for me
>>28020890
You can fuck even her ass without her noticing.
>>28020854
I'd go out with the wheelchair chick, but not the land whale..
Everyone wants a qt gf, emphasis on qt. I may be a fucking 2/10 KHV, but even I wouldn't tap that ogre right there.
>>28020854
Honestly no. I'd rather go without than settle for a hambeast purely out of desperation
>>28020854
>gun owner
No thanks.
>>28020880
>tfw no Winona gf ever
>>28020854
kek we are the fucking bottom of the barrel
i'd fuck either of them
if you wouldn't, u should question ur robot status
I did, got together with an older not very attractive hispanic woman from my local mart.
Still not sure if it's worth it.
>>28022196
>Gun owner
That's a Cracker Barrel restaurant, dumbass.
>>28022196
>being a cluck
>>28020854
I'll take the qt in the chair. Not lurch though.
>>28020854
Landwhale, no.
Wheels, yes. But she's more than qt enough to get Chad or Brad.
I wouldn't mind dating the wheelchair qt except that I like to go out in the woods hiking a lot, building fires and little forts, picnics by the river and stuff and I guess she just couldn't come along.
>>28022751
She's probably light enough to be carried fairly easily on short trips.
Unlike her companion, I might add.
>>28020854
>Get out of the army, go to uni
>I am 22 years old in freshman classes, so that was interesting
>second semester in a class with a girl in a wheelchair; get paired with her for an assignment
>6/10 face, permed hair (she later told me it was a lot easier to care for that way)
>A cup, baggy clothes
>She had a great voice, she was funny, I really enjoyed her company
>I ask her to coffee, she comes
>Find out she was paralyzed in a car accident her senior year in HS; she is also 22; she can never have kids
>Ask her to dinner, she accepts
>After another date I take her to her apartment; we go in; about 10 minutes later out of the blue she bursts into tears; not 'weeping', I mean 'the world just ended' wracking sobs, snot, everything
>I try to comfort her; after about 5 minutes she calms down mostly, but doesn't want to say anything. I press and she finally says,
>"I can't have kids. The surgery to fix my intestines means I can never have real sex, not even anal. My, my, my hands can't grip anything tightly. And I have a gag reflex so bad I have to cut all my food into tiny bits to eat. I don't even have any boobs! I can't see you anymore. I can never go out with you any more because I am starting to hope again and I can't do that!"
She begged me to leave.
I did.
>>28020854
>cripple with a weird face or sasquatch
>>28023500
Did she have those kind of wonky cripple hands?
>>28023500
damn, that's pretty sad
did you ever meet up with her again after that?
>>28023587
They were obviously hurt - she had these things like gloves with a little hoor on the side of one finger to open and close zippers and they helped her hold a fork and knife
>>28023649
Only in the class a little bit. I saw her around campus but she avoided me
>>28023741
That's normal with low cervical injuries. The arms work fine, but the fingers, hands and sometimes the wrists don't work properly.
Did she use a motorized wheelchair?
>>28022227
IKTF
plus I wouldn't mind a friend like johnny because I think he wouldn't leave me at the club for a girl I think
1) You would be surprised how high their standards would be
2) I would fuck both. And enjoy it. I have lost my humanity a long time ago. I am little better than a talking dog at this point. I would fuck both and enjoy it.
3)
>pure lard
keks every time
4) They are obviously dirt poor that she has to wear those shitty sandals with what is obviously a rented graduation gown.
5) The way the cripple is tilting her head, she is purposefully hiding the melted spastic part of her face. This shows that she has at least a modicum of insight that she is a living affront to the notion of the goodness of God. Maybe she will be ready to settle for an average person like me.
6) I can guess from the American flag that they wouldn't mind letting me use the basement for dead nigger storage.
>>28023794
On campus; at home she sometimes switched to a lighter non-motorized
>>28023500
Listen to me
>She won't. She's just getting more and more historical.
>Walk up, put my hands on her shoulders.
Listen to me. You're a strong woman, and i knew it the moment I met you. But it takes strength to trust other people, so I need you to trust me right now. Everything is all right. You're going to live a long, healthy life and I'm not walking away. So don't choose pessimism. Choose me. Love me.
That's how I'd of done it. I hope 4chan doesn't call me autistic.
>>28021108
You sound like a degenerate tbqhwy
>>28023976
>That's how I'd of done it
wat
>>28023976
>I'm not walking away
And neither is she.
>>28023988
That's how I'd of dealt with a cute handicapped chick that I'm presumably into who's freaking out and trying to bail on the relationship.
>>28020854
That looks like an action comedy ready to bloom.
>>28023976
thats a pretty autistic way of saying it but the message you're trying to put across is sweet
>>28024015
>of
Are you illiterate, clinically retarded or just American?
Serious question, can paraplegic women get pregnant and successfully give birth?
>>28024008
CARLOS YOU FUCK
>>28020854
No, because that would make me far more miserable than tfw no gf
>>28024028
I'd like to imagine the scene with good alpha body language and stuff so the autism of the words gets washed out a bit. Obviously she doesn't have that great body language cause... yeesh, but I dunno man his post just makes me want to say corny love stuff.
>>28024034
I goofed
>>28024069
Yes, you goofed twice in a row.
>I'd of
It's the most retarded thing I have read in this thread.
>>28022227
>no girl will ever look at you this way
>>28023976
At that point I had kissed her goodnight on the cheek.
Once
After 1 coffee date and 2 dinners her nigh-total collapse about her inability to have a relationship is something I simply had to accept.
>>28020854
Nah, did that already. If you actually admitt that you are going for the lowest common denominator, you will feel even less human afterwards.
Might aswell go completely apeshit and reject all remaining dignity if you act like an animal. I do not recommend really, it is not worth that existentiall suffering, only thing that I imagine to be worse is to go homo despite not being attracted to men out of desperation.
>>28024097
Not seeing the second instance of goofing, but why do you have to be an internet bully about it? Why are you so mean?
>>28024154
I mean I trust your judgement. I'm just being romantic for the sake of my own amusement. Still though, I mean you could've said that you didn't want to walk out on this, if that was truly how you felt, and if she fired back at you to get out or she'd call the cops then sure gg.
>>28023976
You made me cringe hard anon, nearly vomitted. I do not think you understand how shit a cripple feels, nothing you say will have impact. Especially not this corny shit.
>long, healthy life
Would have punched out your teeth right there if I was in her wheelchair.
>>28020854
Cracker barrel is God tier
>>28024303
She was starting to hope. She could have a long, healthy and happy life.
>>28024313
If you've never eaten anything but hillbilly slop maybe.
>>28024313
Literally no black people allowed lmao
>>28020854
>Robots in this thread say they have too much dignity to not date a low-tier girl.
>Get mad at girls who don't want low-tier robots
m-muh double standard!
>>28023976
>inb4 you force feed her eggs
wew lad, that is pretty fucked up to whiteknight a disabled bitch you don't know so hard. Would you cut your own balls off too in order to make up for the no sex?
>>28024990
You can do a lot with your hands and mouth fampai. Just let me have my stupid fantasy.
>>28025145
She already said broken hands and gag reflex?
>>28024100
>>28022227
She got on the cock carousel and was known in the industry as Winona "want to ride her" Ryder
>>28025196
Oh I forgot about that. Haha wow that's actually really fucked. Idk dude, I get off to porn either way and flat chests are pretty hot. I get that I'm pushing this for a girl who's personality remains unknown but assuming she had this really great personality, I'm either going to die a virgin that gets off to porn or die a virgin that gets off to porn with a qt handicap girl. I have nothing to lose.
>>28025323
Just makes money and buy prostitues nigger. I am attractive and go this route anyway because I hate drama.
Is easy and fun, fuck what all of the cucks tell you.
>>28025286
don't know the story of these two, but I'm gonna guess that he showed her his sensitive side like what he wrote here, and then she broke up with him and went to ride chad dick.
>>28020854
>pure lard
Every time
>>28025366
I could. That's sort of a far-off fallback plan if life continues as it has. I have nothing against prostitution, but I'm gonna ride the non-prostitute life out a bit more before I delve in. I'm doing the /fit/ meme.
>>28023741
You should have had her thwop your prostate with the hook
>>28025455
Why not just have both? I didn't realise they were mutually exclusive?
I fuck whatever comes my way, and when I don't get anything for a week or two I just go pick up someone with the money I saved on drinks etc.
>>28025503
You buy woman drinks? I mean disregard my thoughts because I'm a virgin but I've got to figure buying a girl a drink makes you loser-tier right there and then. I wouldn't even know how to find a prostitute anyways and I... if I got one, I'd legit, unironically, ask her to be gentle with me and the whole thing just seems so cringe.
No, I've had my shot at ugly girls and I just said no, so I don't complain anymore.
>>28025592
>go to club
>buy a bottle in VIP
>ask the bouncer to grab some hot girls for you
That is how real men buy drinks faggot. You get a table, and then it is you with 3-4 hot girls and more alcohol than you could ever finish. It almost always ends in at least one coming home if you can put up with their fuckig conversation for a few hours.
>ask her to be gentle
You poor fuck, get rekt on alcohol and speed before she comes over, and your sub-consious will just take the wheel and let you smash her silly.
Don't overthink this bullshit like this board has trained you to.
>>28020854
trust me fellow robots a fat girl is never worth it no matter how desperate you are. i learned this the hard way
>>28025623
Interesting strats. interesting strats. I still want to go down the /fit/ rabbit hole but if that doesn't get me girls, that might be a solid play.
>>28025708
Just go down both?
I gym 6 days a week, work 7, and fuck whenever I have free time from my family and friends otherwise...
Be productive with the time you have anon...
>>28020854
After a number of shitty relationships with relatively attractive women (I am a normalnigger) I really just want a girl that will make me food, get drunk with me and suck my penis on occasion, anything else is a bonus.
Seriously, looks don't mean much after a few months of a relationship, they definitely help get things started but it will not last if looks are all the girl is good for.
>>28020854
No.
Getting a gf is easy, the problem is getting a good one. I think that me and a lot of other anons here just hold ourselves to a higher standard than the girls whom openly show attraction to us. I'm not even talking about the hideous anons with sky high standards. Me and a lot of other robots just don't want a fat or hideous gf and as skinny, average or slightly below average guys this isn't asking for much.
>>28025692
Being fat says a lot about a girl's personality, it usually suggests she's lazy and fairly selfish.
