Hi robots I've been applying for jobs due to being on welfare and being required to. I got a callback and interviewed at a job because why not and now I'm worried I'm going to get it. Any tips on getting out of it?
>also how do you get autismbux instead, talk me through the process please?
>>28020626
Just behave like a moron at work if you in fact get it. They will just send you home and you can go back to applying for shitjobs.
>>28020867
I hope I can get out of it without being a dick to everyone, also anyone have any tips on getting autismbux?
Where do you live same fucking situation
>>28021842
Melbourne, Australia
>You
Same senpai 20 fucking jobs ay
>>28021144
Feign schizophrenia. It's not that hard.
>>28022256
You have kik man i have questions to ask you
>>28022410
Would a panic disorder work?
>>28022504
No kik, should I get one?
>>28022504
Also I might go to bed soon so yeah
>perhaps leave an account name and if I decide to get on kik we can iaybe interact
>>28023235
I dont know. Just say you hear voices.
When they ask can you work overtime just say wrong things like no I have a special my little pony cafe I go to in my bedroom etc
You should see a psichiatrist (i don"t know if i wrote that right, i'm an eurofag sorry) and tell him lies about your mental state (like idk say shit that'll make him think that you're a schizophrenic/autist) and you'll don't have to work anymore
At least, that's how people do in my country, i don't know if in the USA works the same way
