Anyone elses balls randomly stretch out?
5 minutes ago my sack was hard and cold now its spread like warm dough and I can't sleep comfortably. Kinda hurts too.
Go see a ball doctor, friend. That doesn't sound normal.
Have you ever took health class?
It's because when your balls get cold your scrotum scrunches up to get warmth. When your balls are getting hot your sack gets loose to let them breathe
Yes, literally every guy's balls shift around and grow or shrink with the ambient temperature.
>>28017573
also forgot to mention YOURE GONNA DIE RIGHT FUCKING NOW CUT OFF YOUR BALLS UNTIL THE INFECTION SPREADS
>>28017573
tbqh the only thing about the male anatomy we learned in health class was that the benis gets hard when aroused. the class was basically vagina health class
>>28017542
>he doesn't like having a big sloppy sack flopping around
who /bigballs/ here?
>>28017573
>>28017582
But I've had the fan on them and no shrinking is happening. Also the left is entirely below the right.
>>28017573
>tfw no one told you that you're supposed to pull your foreskin back below the head
>tfw now you have phimosis
>>28017644
>tfw have a bootifool uncut peepee
>>28017669
>tfw have a majestically sculpted cut peepee
>>28017683
>tfw i accidently typed uncut instead of cut
>>28017542
>spread like warm dough and I can't sleep comfortably
relaxed scrotum is master race tho
>>28017669
post pix plz
>>28017617
Are you literally 14?
Sell ya balls to a travelling show of oddities. Tendies for days.
>>28017542
>sit down on toilet to pee
>balls dunk in the water
>>28018132
Iol fag
>>28018132
>go to urinal to take a leak
>balls touch the restroom floor
>>28018132
>sit down to pee ass hair touches toilet water
>not wrapping your scrotum around your waist like a belt
>tfw you sit slightly wrong and squish your balls
>tfw it's in public and you have to fight not to make a noise
I can't describe the noise I make but this video illustrates it pretty well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKfFs10559A
>>28018209
>not using your asshole hair as a fur coat
