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Even this guy has a gf. What's your excuse now robots?
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Even this guy has a gf. What's your excuse now robots?
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>>28016309
He's handsome, rich, and famous
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Hes literally a millionaire, what the fuck do you think.

Also hes pretty charismatic. Didnt he have his current GF before E-Fame?
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>>28016322
/thread
faggots
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>>28016309
even this guy, an extremely famous handsome dude who makes money sitting on his ass all day playing videogames has a girlfriend

who wouldve guessed
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>>28016309
>"even" this guy
what the fuck do you mean
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>>28016322
This. He's really handsome. I'm not a gay, but I would suck his cock.
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>>28016322
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>>28016336
>handsome
He is 5/10 at best

>rich
Our generation is the least interested in making money and the most at living frugally, also the feminists pushed the stem meme so hard many girls have decent careers. There's plenty of girls not interested in money.

>fame
His gf was with him before he was famous.
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>>28016561
If he is a 5/10, then I'm a 0.5/10 max.
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>>28016561
he's made well over a million dollars screaming at games designed for 8 year olds

at this point he will never have to do an honest day's work in his life
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>>28016561
>There's plenty of girls not interested in money.

youll be in for a rude awakening once you grow up
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>>28016721
Unlucky m8

>>28016857
Maybe if you didn't shitpost on r9k, you could make dumps of cash filming yourself dicking around.

>>28016890
I'm sorry... But most of the girls I've known just want someone to love them. Does that sound familiar anon?
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>>28017137
I'm not anywhere near attractive enough to make money doing that
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>>28017137
like i said
once you grow up and meet woman aged 25+
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>>28017137
If he's a 5/10 I'm a perpendicular asymptote at x=0 trending upwards.
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>>28016561

Goddamn dude, if you aren't baiting, you are extremely naive.
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>>28017204
>tfw you missed early 20's love
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>>28017248
your sense of humour is 10/10 though
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He's an 8/10 chad worth over 10 million dollars.

Trust my rating I'm a homo
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>>28016309
>Even this guy has a gf.
Well, yeah. He's filthy fucking rich. How else do you think a fat homunculus like Boogie got a gf?
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>>28017376

>homunculus

That's the opposite of what he is, dude. Look that word up.
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>>28017137
>But most of the girls I've known just want someone to love them

Not who you're replying to but you must only be 18 years old or talking to real uggos who are epic XD kinda people. Women will always want someone who's rich. Money sings to their heart.
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>>28017408
It's like the noun form of humongous.
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>>28017428

No... No it is not. Seriously, go look it up real quick.
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>>28017458
No it's alright, dude you don't have to get nitpicky over technicalities like whether it means a physical human giant or just a large size.
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>>28017486

It means neither of those things lmao.
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>charasmatic 7/10 millionaire gets gf

How?
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>>28017499
Now you're just bullshitting me.
Fuck off man.
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>>28017524

Alright alright. I think you're fucking with me, but...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homunculus

>First sentence from the article

"A homunculus is a representation of a small human being."

Literally the opposite of huge or "humongous"
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>>28017556
Oops must have gotten it confused with another term lol
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>>28016485
No Homo... But I will suck his cock. choose one faggot
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My only social contact is shitposting and lurking on 4chan.
Doubt even Chad could get a gf like that.
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The only constant with robots is that they're misogynistic. They probably call every single woman a whore or a bitch to their face for no reason.
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>>28017685

>to their face

You don't know robots as well as you think you do.
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>>28017776
I meant that in a metaphorical sense. We both know that I'm very much aware of "robots" being too cowardly to even look at another human being.
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>>28017163
Have you ever seen Imaqtpie b4?

>>28017204
That's just a meme, 25+ is where people want to raise children. Of course both guys and girls start wanting money to provide for kids

>>28017322
Do you have an actual argument to give bud?

>>28017420
You're exaggerating the age at which people start caring for money.

>Uggos
Post a pic of a borderline Uggo, you're probably just spoilt.
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>>28018368
Imaqtpie has an actual personality though. That's more to ask from manchildren than being pleasant to look at.
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Because he's very good looking, regardless of the fame and money he has he would have no problem getting a girlfriend
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>>28017137
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>>28018385

>good looking, swedish man
>extremely rich, multi millionaire
>has his own personality and is charismatic
>has a very large social circle

>gets a QT gf

autists are literaly unable to comprehend this

>>28018385
>dodge
who?
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>>28018489
>spamming quotes instead of posting actual interesting content
Okay, here's a (You), euphoria, just because I feel sorry for you at this point. Even Cebruz is less pathetic.
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>>28016561
Being rich is not about living lavishly, it's the freedom to do whatever you want with your days. Girls may or may not care about money, but they all love attention.
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literally the most easily trolled board in 4chan's entire history

>kill_everyone_in_this_thread.jpg
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>>28016309
Cut the crap
Look at his face
He's attractive
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>>28016309
He's no 10/10 but he's above average deffo. That's all you need really.
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>>28018507
>even cebruz is less pathetic

you can actually talk to cebruz though, dont really know whats wrong with him
better example would be bandage as almost all of his posts are roleplaying as karen
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>>28018517
I used to believe that all girls loved attention meme to, but I noticed that even robots here were fishing for (You)'s.
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>>28016309
Yeah an ugly as fuck girlfriend. Who cares.
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>>28016309
>millionaire
>white
>most famous youtube user in the gaming scene
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>>28016561
>His gf was with him before he was famous.

Isn't that Italian bitch one of his fans? To a have female fans you need to be at least mildly famous.
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>>28018532
What are you talking about spongebob? Are you trying to trick me into leaving this genuine conversation.
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>>28016322
>handsome

KEK
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>>28019937
t. ugly beta male
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>>28018944
She's fucking hot as fuck.
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>>28018944
Her whole youtube channel is about making making stacies other hotter.
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>>28018944
More martzia 4 u.
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