what wouId you do in this situation?
>>28016168
If i could id kill myself.
No way in hell id go down there willing.
>>28016168
What the fuck was this guy thinking
>>28016168
pray for the chaos gods
>>28016168
I would never get into that situation.
Origamicontiento
Cry
>original
>>28016384
Imagine yourself in a hypothetical situation
>>28016168
I'm never going cave exploring.
>>28016168
Nutty putty, my fucking sides
>>28016415
if you're not absolutely fucking retarded it's pretty safe
the worst part about it is looking down and having cave crickets or some shit all over your pants
>>28016168
Who in the flying fuck crawls down such a narrow space headfirst with no idea where it goes?
>>28016168
Being trapped like that is the worst possible situation for a human I think. Id rather be set on fire every day for a week
>>28016168
Apparently he died in the cave:
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/705347362/Man-trapped-in-Utah-Countys-Nutty-Putty-cave-dies.html?pg=all
I wonder if they cut him into chunks to get him out.
>>28016168
Break legs and accept the retardation of going headfirst into a mystery cave
>>28016478
Shit, that must be one of the worst possible ways to die.
I'd probably have a mental freakout and cry.
>>28016478
Looks like they never got him out:
>The once-popular recreation site was closed to serve as Jones' final resting place
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/865616347/Five-years-after-tragedy-Nutty-Putty-Cave-remains-sealed.html?pg=all
Cry then die.
>>28016168
sedate his legs and break them
nothig personnel kid
When I look at this and think about it, even briefly, I can actually feel my heart rate go up and start feeling fidgety. I get anxiety despite the fact I'm sitting in front of my computer heaping Nutella into my mouth. Is this what people feel like when they complain about being triggered by everything?
>>28016168
>Crawl into a tiny fucking cave like 100ft deep for no fucking reason
>HELP I'M STUCK HELP
Dumber than a fucking 2 year old, for fucks sake.
>>28016168
You know what's awful? They had him finally got him into a good position into which they could pull him out but he somehow got retrapped. In that scenario I would tell them to give me some morphine and break the fuck out of my legs.
Big caves are cool but fuck going into cave where you have to squeeze through gaps and stuff.
>>28016587
Apparently one of the pulleys came loose from the wall, and he slammed back into the place he had been wedged before, becoming stuck far deeper and more firmly than previously.
>>28016620
Fucking horrifying. Would you support euthanasia in his case?
>>28016666
Quads DEMANDS it.
>>28016168
Die like he did I guess.
>>28016620
Fug, imagine finally feeling some relief as you were pulled up then dropping back down and knowing you're toast.
Here is pic of his legs sticking up.
>>28016701
What kind of retard decides "Yeah, I can definitely squeeze into this"
jesus christ just looking at it makes me uncomfortable
>>28016793
>As the rescuers related to me, John never would have made it through all of the twist and turns backwards. He made it quite a ways head first and was probably feeling a great deal of success until the final downward slide from which he couldn't return.
>John Jones was involved in solo free exploring without any rigging.
No gear, and sliding head first down an unmapped passage. I wonder if he was confused where he was; looking at the map of the cave, there was a passage to "Chris's Crawl - crystals" right next to the unmapped passage he picked.
>Josh Jones said that once he first realized his brother was stuck, his first instinct was to pray. Those in the cave offered what he called a "series of prayers" before making the decision to call 911 around 9:30 p.m.
>Oh Shit guys! John is stuck down in the hole, let's waste precious time offering up a series of prayers to our lord in the hope he saves our trapped comrade.
>*Nothing fucking happens*
>Fuck, someone call the cops!
Fucking Christians...
"Please pump the cave full of helium."
>>28016168
Ask for a gun to shoot myself. Seriously, I don't know why people want to go into something guaranteed to induce claustrophobia.
>>28016894
>>28016907
>Josh Jones
>John Jones
...deliberately creating your family to have two JJs in one generation? These two were cursed from day one.
>>28016478
>Left behind a wife, a child, and another child that is in the womb.
Why people willingly put themselves in dangerous situations when they have children will forever be a mystery to me.
>>28016168
Simple. I don't put myself in situations where I would end up being stuck like that.
But if I somehow woke up there, I'd probably start screaming for help. That's a terrible way to die.
>>28016478
This is my hole. It was made for me
I would honestly carry around a gun or something to kill myself If I was to do something so stupid.
can they not get a jackhammer down there and chip little bits of rock out just to make slightly more room?
>>28016701
>That pic
Fuck me m8
>>28016168
Serious question. Can't they just drill next to him?
>>28017028
You'd risk the passage collapsing. It would be a very real risk, too.
I just have to wonder if they took the wrong approach; especially since he died anyway, and a once popular cave is now sealed as his tomb.
We can reattach limbs with much success. Dose him with morphine, and start sawing away until he fits through the crack. Try to reattach what you can once you get him out.
Just imagine the moment the rescue team realises they cant get him out.
How would they break the news to him?
>>28017028
>>28017058
it would destabilize the cave and probably kill everyone inside
you've got a very small passage running under several dozen tons of solid rock, it's a pretty bad idea to start fucking around with it
>>28017068
Well, the question is, "Where was he attached?" If they were trying to drag him out, it was likely by the feet. And, even if it wasn't, how quickly could they extract him from the cave once the cuts were made?
>>28017058
I'd use tnt desu.
>>28017078
What about adding a lot of supports and a small jackhammer?
>>28017075
Apparently they felt they could have gotten him out, if he hadn't given up and stopped trying to help them.
A child had to crawl down near him to connect the EKG to confirm his death so they could give up.
>>28017068
He would've gone into shock and died
it's also hard to administer drugs and perform complicated procedures in a fucking tight cave
imho tbqh, they should have gave him a shitload of painkillers and broke his legs with a helicopter/EMTs waiting outside
even then, no guarantee he wouldnt die inside the cave on the way to extraction
>retard gets himself killed
>ruins a perfectly recreational spot
>closed
>land owner screwed over
![s45t7Oe[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/42tNx5P.jpg "s45t7Oe[1].jpg")
Horrible death thread?
Pic related (Hisashi Ouchi) had his chromosomes destroyed by radiation in a nuclear accident, then they kept him alive for almost 3 months just to research the effects of severe radiation sickness. They resuscitated him several times when his heart failed and ignored his pleas to let him die. The man was melting into a puddle of sludge and they kept him alive just to study him.
>a once popular cave is now sealed as his tomb.
Thats kinda cool, though.
>>28016985
Normie Chad for sure, but he died in a way that even robots felt sorry for him.
Poor guy. Wonder what happened to his wife.
>>28017095
no amount of supports a man could feasibly carry into that cave would support the SEVERAL DOZEN TONS of shit on top of it
Fuck, even a picture of him trapped makes me feel creeped the hell out.
No way someone in their mind would want to fucking squeeze in there without a real reason
>>28017075
more prayers
>>28016168
Question why I went head first rather than feet first, feel a tremendous amount of stupidity, and then become an hero.
>>28017119
>ouchi
>>28016957
Surely common sense dictates that they should have called the authorities first THEN sat round and prayed to the magic bearded man in the sky. Can you imagine being in that position and instead of doing everything they can to pull you out all 10 of your friends and family are "offering up a series of prayers" AND they haven't even called for fucking help yet!?
>>28017127
I don't feel sorry for him. He went off the beaten path in an already somewhat dangerous situation (which he knowingly put himself into), and left his wife a widow, and two children fatherless (one never even seeing his face).
He was stupid, and he died a horrible death, but all of it was his fault.
I feel bad for his family, and the people who worked so hard, and couldn't even drag his corpse out. Not him.
I got my head stuck in the banister for a third time as a small child, and then decided not to put it in there anymore.
>>28017164
to christfags prayer is literally the best thing you can do for a person like that. why wouldn't you plead for the all-powerful wizard to help you instead of fallible man?
>>28017119
I dont have a link but I know of a story of a man who worked in a tuna canning factory. he crawled into one of the large pressure cookers as it wasnt working. Another worker closed the door on him unknowingly and he was literally pressure cooked alive.
>>28017127
>Jamie Jones, now married to Jarome Washington, recalls the last time she talked to her former husband.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>28017199
Wow... I was going to reply to that guy with "BLACKED" too but then thought better of it.
Such is life.
>>28017110
>A child had to crawl down near him to connect the EKG to confirm his death so they could give up.
I think I finally understand this white privilege thing.
White privilege is when you waste your fucking time crawling in holes and stupid shit like hiking instead of being constructive, and then when your dumbass gets stuck underground in a rock, they make hundreds of people and a massive crew try to rescue you, and don't break your precious precious priviledged trust fund white baby legs, and eventually almost sacrifice a child to have them see if you're still alive.
If you weren't enough of a nuisance and a privileged chad in life, you get an entire cave that used to be popular, dedicated to you just because you were a big enough of a useless waste of oxygen dipshit that you died by crawling in a hole.
Maybe he should have used his bootstraps to get himself out of there? Maybe he should have had some personal responsibility instead of expecting other people to get him out of his easily avoidable problems.
Fuck am I mad, I want go piss on his grave and kill his genetic waste of children now.
>>28017189
It would be a rather quick death, only a couple of minutes long. But, man, it would be a very painful couple of minutes.
This is why you have lockout/tagout procedures.
Would life insurance cover something like that? Did the wife cash out a policy?
>>28017189
In this one, two repairmen were baked alive in a bread baking machine. To fix it they had to ride along inside on the conveyor belt. They didn't wait long enough for it to cool down after it baked bread because more downtime meant the Jew factory owners would lose shekels (it was supposed to cool for 12 hours but they only waited 2 hours). At the entrance it wasn't too hot so they figured it was safe, then it got hot as fuck further inside and they were stuck. The only way out was waiting until the belt spit them out the other end.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-60734/Workers-baked-alive-bread-factory-horror.html
>>28017223
You have to wonder if the kid actually checked, or just got far enough in to where he said, "fuck that," and left the guy there to die.
>>28016168
Why did they close the cave? Why not just wait till he's done rotting, then put new boots on his skeleton's feet with a sign nearby saying "I'm dead! Don't go here!"
>>28017001
I see what youve been reading anon
>>28016168
Fuck fuck fuck reminded me of this.
http://imgur.com/gallery/ZNSaq
>>28017189
Wasn't that the case where they didn't find the body until they were finishing unloading the fish, and they can't be sure they stopped all of that fish from making it to customers?
>>28017246
Or just cement the path shut.
>>28017223
other races die and get people killed in similarly retarded ways ever day, you just don't hear about it because lol 3rd worlders who cares.
>>28017253
>>28017256
Junjimind!
>>28017245
>or just got far enough in to where he said, "fuck that," and left the guy there to die.
>>28017246
>then put new boots on his skeleton's feet with a sign nearby saying "I'm dead! Don't go here!"
>>28017127
>Wonder what happened to his wife.
was probably fucking Tyrone
>>28017239
?
How does that fucking happen? I slaved at a little debbie factory for a fucking year and the ovens they used had a head sensor every couple of feet.
>>28017307
This happened in 1998, so maybe that incident led to more safety precautions to prevent it from happening again. Also, they were supposed to go in there. That was the only way to repair whatever was fucked inside. What killed them was going in before the oven cooled down enough.
>>28017221
Why blacked? Is Jarome black? If so, how do you know?
>>28017261
They did cement the path to his body shut, and bricked up the main entry.
That way they might be able to reopen the cave, if the family stops insisting on keeping it closed.
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/705349042/Nutty-Putty-Cave-to-be-sealed-today.html?pg=all
>>28017328
>Jarome
>Washington
Yep. Black.
>>28017347
>if the family stops insisting on keeping it closed.
So its because of the family? Are they fucking for real?
>>28017326
>That was the only way to repair whatever was fucked inside
Actually, no. If you read the article, there was another way to open the machine to access the parts from the outside, but it would take too long.
>>28017256
Where do you find shit like this?
>>28017164
I would have climbed back out using nothing but my ass cheeks, white hot fury and burning desire to choke each of them to death.
>>28017347
So the family is insisting that someone else's property remains closed because one of their family members was a tard?
Fuck them.
>>28017370
Junji was a "thing" for several years in /a/ and /v/. The DRR DRR thing was even a popular image/"meme?"
>>28016168
first time i realize the guy survived that shit, wew
but seriously, if your pass time is going in and out of holes, you're not better than chad
>>28017388
>if your pass time is going in and out of holes, you're not better than chad
But isnt that what Chads do?
>>28017388
except he didn't, he died in there
>>28017386
So there's no website that has like an archive of all this translated shit? I've read a couple, and enjoyed them, but I wouldn't even know how to begin looking for them.
>>28016168
I keep looking at these pictures but cant understand it.
>he was able to crawl down into the space
>his legs arent able to be pulled back out
Couldnt they just pull him a tiny bit, then bend his knees a bit, etc.
I'd also never climb into a cave like that. I'm afraid of small places.
>>28017405
that's what i said senpai
>>28017415
yeah i saw later, but since in the article they say they could have killed him by extracting him i was confused
>>28017421
google is your friend. seriously.
>>28017421
Yes, there was a torrent going around.
>>28017439
What do I search for? "Creepy Japanese comics translated to english?"
>>28017453
What about "Author name eng torrent download" you fucking imbecile?
panic and scream like a woman.
>>28017453
how about "manga" or "junji ito" you blithering retard?
going to bed, cant handle newfag retards
Hindus believe we will all live his life eventually
>>28017506
Honestly, a couple days of suffering > eternal suffering
>>28017119
The part about keeping him alive against his wishes just to study him is bullshit. Look it up
>>28017521
I doubt he's the only human to have suffered in his life
>>28017119
He described the flash of the radiation as "the most beautiful thing he had ever seen", so he had that going for him.
>>28017256
Fuck I miss these from the old creepy threads on /v/, the spirals one was really good and so was the mosquito's one
>>28017521
>a couple of days upside down in a a cave
>die
>reincarnated as nigger kid in Somalia
>die of starvation
>reincarnated as Jew in Germany in 1932.
>>28017560
>tfw reincarnation actually sounds horrifying
>>28017473
Why are you upset?
>original comment
>>28017506
no, its more we are all the same consciousness the "self" and the self experiences everything simultaneously so you are everyone
and experience all joy and all suffering
everything, the entire spectrum of reality
>>28017551
This guy is like the H.P. Lovecraft of JP
I loved reading all his stuff.
>>28016168
Yer mum
>>28017297
>was probably fucking Tyrone
She's now married to a guy named Jarome Washington. So....
>>28017642
>tfw reincarnation actually sounds horrifying
Considering that more than half the world's population lives in India, China, or Africa, yes, it's pretty fucking horrifying.
>>28016575
>my computer heaping Nutella into my mouth
>le random XD!!1
go back to tumblr faggot
>>28017642
>tfw it's your turn to be Donald Trump
>>28016168
Wait for the guys to rescue me and hope like hell I don't die face down inside something called "nutty putty"
>>28017119
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_familial_insomnia
>One of the most notable cases is that of Michael (Michel A.) Corke, a music teacher from New Lenox, Illinois (born in Watseka, Illinois). He began to have trouble sleeping before his 40th birthday in 1991; following these first signs of insomnia, his health and state of mind quickly deteriorated as his condition worsened. Eventually, sleep became completely unattainable, and he was soon admitted to University of Chicago Hospital with a misdiagnosis of clinical depression due to multiple sclerosis. Medical professionals Dr Raymond Roos and Dr Anthony Reder, at first unsure of the nature of his illness, initially diagnosed multiple sclerosis; in a bid to provide temporary relief in the later stages of the disease, physicians induced a coma with the use of sedatives, to no avail as his brain still failed to shut down completely. Corke died in 1993, a month after his 42nd birthday, by which time he had been completely sleep-deprived for six months.[13]
>>28018919
this thread...you killed it
