why don't you have a yoga gf senpai?
>2016
>not aligning your chakras through a variety of different asanas
>2016
>not wearing gemstone crystal energy bracelets to increase zen capacity
>"Hey anon, what type of smoothie do you want me to make? Did you want chia seeds with that?"
>"How does this asana look anon?"
yogi gf = best gf
whats your excuse?