Post your asmrfu, mines asmrdarling, she's so qt
>>28015980
>asmrfu
What. That's hell a fucking typo, I have absolutely no idea what the fuck you're even trying to say.
>>28016003
ASMR and waifu.
>>28015980
I like her stuff but she annoys me tbqh
>>28016003
ASMRfu
>>28016022
>>28016017
>ASMR
What.
The one and only Tony Ravioli!
>>28016029
Look up ASMR on YouTube fampai
It's just videos meant to relax you
>>28016082
>posting a trap that isn't even passing
This thread is for women, not people with a mental disorder
>>28016090
>people just whispering and crinkling candy wrappers
What the everloving fuck is this?
>>28016138
There are different triggers. Maybe if you keep looking at different genres you'll find the one that works for you. Personally things like candy wrappers and sounds like that don't work for me. I'm triggered a lot by personal attention videos. Things like teacher roleplay can really tingle me
>>28016195
Or maybe, I'm just not going to bother listening to this shit because I don't have autism.
>>28015980
asmrDarling is very qt. But she is too attractive for her own good. Unlike Maria or HeatherFeather or Lilium, she is undeniably full-blown attractive as in completely hot and cute. This means she will be forever be hounded by creeps to a greater extent than everyone else. She's only 18 iirc and, despite being newish, is already bombarded with comments from thirsty Pajeets. I guarantee she will be out of the game within a year if she hasn't managed to develop super-thick skin by then.
My current ASMRfu is moonglove:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlQdADBvQqA
I have a few really good and obscure ones, but i'm not gonna share them with you faggots.
>>28015980
jellybean is one of the best imo. shes also hot as fuck.
>>28015980
>TheOneLilium before she got fat
>Indigo Stars
>Cosmic Tingles
>Implying I watch ASMR videos made by females
Most are so fucking clueless about how it works and think it has something to do with sex or whatever. The only good ones are made by people who don't show their face. It's not about being excited or whatever, it's about fucking sounds.
For ASMR I actually prefer that the woman isn't too attractive since I'm looking to relax and hotness is too distracting
The best stuff I've seen was from middle aged women because it gives it a soothing "mother taking care of you while you're sick" vibe, but there are hardly any middle aged women doing asmr
>>28015980
i want to strangle her until the only way for her to speak is through asmr whispers
>>28015980
>Post your asmrfu,
>Implying men are not better when it comes to asmr (and pretty much everything else tbqhlafam)
>Being sexually aroused by asmr vids
>>28016236
You sound like a fun, patient, open minded individual.
>>28016082
when your face is that obviously masculine, makeup makes you look like a freakshow
>Sleep ASMR
>Scratching
Fucking why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN1u3XQvIs4
I like Springbok, HeatherFeather, and AccidentallyGraceful. Brittany ASMR gets points for doing at least one anime cosplay roleplay.
My one true waifu is the God of ASMR, Ephemeral Rift. He's single handedly fixing my sleep schedule.
>>28018909
dude i need this in my life, but done by the same guy tho
Mine is FastASMR.
>tfw no qt german asmr gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qUUfSyTQDE
i can't get an asian gf so i use asmr as a substitute sometimes
>>28018909
that bald guy is weird
I prefer nomad barbers videos
>>28019236
why won't she show her face already reeee
>>28018909
i am straight but this gives me a boner, is that normal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yT2JMdIZ84
i love her
Jellybean ASMR
it's pathetic that I listen to her videos, and there's something vaguely exploitative about it, but whatever
>>28019739
>and there's something vaguely exploitative about it
mhm yes giving free money to a whore to whisper in a mic for 10 minutes so exploitative
kill yourself you cuck moron
>>28018909
I can literally feel his hands on my face when I watch this. My whole forehead tingled at 6:50.
Still a Clueless Zero
Thank me later.
>>28019775
i don't get those tons of supposed japanese ear licking videos
it's like listening to a horse munching something weird af
>>28019756
>mhm yes giving free money to a whore to whisper in a mic for 10 minutes so exploitative
No, I meant how she's using desperately lonely men to collect ad revenue for her videos. On one hand, she's filling a void for some guys, but on the other it feels sort of wrong for some reason. I don't know.
>>28019739
Hey I love her vids and I have a gf. Good tingles m8
>>28020112
Yeah, I bet she and her Chad boyfriend are laughing at all the creepy comments, while they are sitting cozy in their newly bought home from all the beta bux.
Beware the vaginal jew
>>28015980
I really like asmr haircuts, but every one of them is way too interactive and half the video is them asking dumb questions and pretending to respond to you with "yea, oh I know, uh huh, right?" and they do this weird thing where they offer you an alcoholic beverage like "oh here have a beer and relax" like what the fuck that's not a real thing that happens in real life stop destroying my immersion.
I just want a fucking asmr haircut, not fake ass human interaction like some desperate sperg who can't talk to real people. I hate that this is what asmr has become.
>>28020682
you must go to some shitty hairstyle places, i always get offered drinks and i get tits pressed against my neck and in my face
Whitewinterwhispers. Even if she had cancer which made her bald for a period of time she's still gorgeous.
>>28019236
>yfw she says she has a bf
stopped watching her
I can't get into the whole whispery females ASMR scene. I like the noises, but they seem to take a back seat to girls whispering on and on about inane things.
>>28015980
>roleplay asmr
>whispering
>white noise in the background of the video
>talking about how things smell
>conversation fillers like "um" "ok" etc.
>>28020913
>watching massage/therapy ASMR vids
>girl compliments physical quality that I don't possess i.e. brown eyes, red hair, etc.
>dropped
Gentlewhispering is the best. She clearly puts the most effort into her videos.
>All the females have fucking patreons and paypal links for donations
Fucking attention whores
They also can't stop showing off cleavage and are covered in 2 inch thick make up.
Disgusting.
>>28015980
>so what is your job femanon?
>"i whisper to lonely creeps on the internet"
>wait what?
>"yeah, there are pathetic losers who will literally pay you hundreds of dollars to whisper at them"
>are you serious?
>"yeah. these virgins would do anything for some online interaction with a female. but you have to pretend that you care about them"
>this is so sad...
>"ikr? gotta go now, my boyfriend is waiting..."
>>28015980
Forever and ever
miniyu is my waifu
>>28015980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pue3QbxFdsc
RIP
>>28015980
>not listening exclusively to educational asmr
Not gonna make it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s6cNQZBhmY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeyPM7sY8ho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWx2f-EuCnQ
>>28021173
Ah, man. She was my first. Was and always will be the queen of ASMR.
What happened to her?
>>28019236
There were nudes of her floating around on /b/ some time ago. Should've saved them.
>>28021278
GIBS
ME
DAT
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28018909
Baba the Cosmic fucking Barber, man. World's Greatest Head Massage was the first video that gave me tingles, and that was with all those fucking horns blaring off in the background.
>>28021296
>Should've saved them
ASMR Darling is qt as fuck but like an earlier anon said, it's to an extent that she'll get some super thirsty stalkers before long. She already has 30k+ subscribers in a short time and she's young so it might get too much but we'll see. Whether she sticks around or not, she's gonna make some damn easy money from idiots who actually contribute to patreons.
She mentioned having a boyfriend in one video, I hope she's a virgin fampai
>>28021278
was her face in them
>>28021322
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GIBS
ME DAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOW!!!!!!
GIBS IT TO: ME!
>>28015980
im glad i can post this original content now
>>28021336
Lower half, same as the videos. They also matched the pimple that's above her (left?) breast with the one that you can see in some of her vids.
>>28021351
She literally has nothing you haven't seen before.
>>28021313
I wish I could watch it, but the loud ass windy whitenoise and ambient sounds in the background kill it for me.
>>28021354
>everything is very bad
>>28021248
Same. I finally unsubbed after years the other day and it felt bad but she just isn't coming back. I'm confident she died, it's been too long for there not to have been an update at all.
>>28021396
That or maybe a jealous bf. Wouldn't be the first time that's happened.
mine would be shoenice asmr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHLLe8J1MMc
>>28021417
Possibly, but I don't see why seeing as she was one of the early whisperers who never showed herself. iirc nobody was even really calling it ASMR at that point. It's not like she was on camera making intimate videos begging for bucks.
>>28021496
You know how we can get, man. /r9k/ condemns any female of any age that's lost her virginity or simply dated another man, let alone what some of us would do if our gfs were whispering to strangers on the Internet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTSpfiIseag
Most gorgeous woman in ASMR and she hasn't even shown her face yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQcHJ8o7qNI
Ya'll niggas even multilayer?
>>28021619
doesn't look gorgeous at all, that's why she doesn't show her face, also looks very dark, her mom fucked a shitskin
>>28021674
How do you know her mom wasn't the shitskin? Or if they were both shitskins?
>>28021691
polish women are huge whores and fuck niggers and shitskins a lot so yeah and if both her parents were shitskins she wouldn't be polish
>>28021563
True. I feel like she's the type who would've at least made a tiny video explaining that she's leaving though, or at least update the description of her last video... something! Maybe it is as you say and she was just a good enough woman to listen to her man though.
I miss her mayne!!
Liv ASMR is good and hasn't been mentioned BTW would fug
>>28021743
Okay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Khi2LoBolRc
These guys are great. Phoenician Sailor puts out ridiculously high quality videos and Rift is Rift.
>>28021327
She said that she broke up with him when she was like 15 fampai.
Cherry Crush ASMR cause she does porn too
>>28022344
Her ASMR blows almost as much as she does.
>all those entry trash asmr sluts
>>28022344
fuck I knew I recognized her, I couldn't put my finger on where I saw her from before
turns out it was from watching her getting railed by a pack of niggers
>>28022287
How fucking awkward would setting something like this up be?
"Okay, I'll meet you at this hotel downtown, I've got the room rented to us for the day. You bring your camera I'll bring the rubber chicken and D&D set."
>>28022356
Her kissing videos helps me fall asleep :)
>>28022561
I can't knock you for that, kissing around a 3D mic gives me undeniable tingles.
>>28022579
>>28022561
I wish she did more anal videos with proper fucking angles
>>28017398
>implying it's not the idiots that condone this kind of behavior that are at fault
examples in this very thread
>>28019674
>>28020825
>>28021354
>everything is very bad, but you save me with your video
>>28023323
blow it out of your ass aspie, i am not obliged to share your retarded sentiments about things i enjoy
>>28021235
>asmr math
im dying
>>28023398
It's very basic stuff
>>28016029
>not knowing asmr
>>28016195
i find the roleplays to be quite cringy tbqh. Tapping, whispering and earblowing do the trick for me fampai
>>28023788
roleplays are super gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cywbQSGUeek
Are there any vids of cute girl talking but without the whispering? Like, same monologue, only regular voice?
>>28019756
Yeah how dare you pay someone for a service provided to you that you enjoy. Unless you're supporting her patreon (I don't even know if she has one but probably) you aren't actually paying for anything
Amal, Dana, Soy or Chloe (rip in chads university cocks you slut)
>>28024053
yes, i am actually paying by giving her views and also by subscribing, i think you don't understand how youtube monetisation works, i have paid more than enough for a whore to whisper in a mic for a few minutes
for that amount of money they should give us blowjobs at least, end your white knighting mangina self
>>28024118
amal is beyond horrendous, everything on her is fake - eye lenses, eye lashes, caked in makeup, fake tits, fake hair, fake tan, stupid, uninspired videos about clothing and eating this bitch is everything wrong with women today
>>28024136
You aren't actually paying for anything though. Money is not coming out of your wallet from watching a video you goddamn moron. I'm not whiteknighting, you're just stupid
>>28024161
Ok. Got it all out your system now?
>>28024184
no come here and suck it out of my dick
>>28024180
it's amazing how fucking stupid you are, you still can't understand the simple concept of monetizing me opening a video and subscribing to someone, i am paying with my time which is turned into money for the whore and time is the most valuable commodity anyway
>>28024255
Then what's your point? Don't watch things you like watching because the person making it got three cents out of you? Asmr creators aren't pewdiepie or some shit, making millions of dollars off videos.
>>28024326
Are you retarded?
They get shit loads of donations from retarded guys
>>28024326
if you actually followed the conversation in which you interjected you would have known what my point is you mongoloid, asmr women rake in thousands of dollars monthly if not weekly, you are seriously retarded, just stop talking because everything you say is fucking embarrassing, you are a cuck white knight, we get it here is your +1 fucking redditor retard
>>28024362
So? That doesn't mean every person that watches them donates. It has nothing to do with anything
>>28024429
Why the hell are you whiteknighting cam whores who whisper instead of getting naked
>>28024393
They make money for providing a service just like every person that makes money ever. If you could make a fucking coherent argument then maybe you would understand why just calling someone a cuck doesn't make you right.
>>28015980
Who r/gonewildaudio here?
>>28021354
https://youtu.be/OSCiMbMVDLI
