>Alright class, we're going to go around the room and introduce ourselves. When it's your turn, stand, say your name, and share an interesting fact about yourself.
>>28015656
I usually say some bullshit like I have uncommonly good eyesight ability
Mila. I can lucid dream...is that interesting?
Adam. I have the amazing power of being completely uninteresting.
Adam
I once drank 1.5 litres of vodka in one sitting
>>28016852
Nice to meet a fellow Adam.
Steven , --
at this point the instructor would ask a question and i go yes man mode since I was taking too lon to say anything
>>28016871
Likewise m8.
Is it just me, or are all the other Adams you meet or know of total chads?
>>28016898
I've only met two others, and one of them was a chad, and the other was really fat.
>>28015656
>we had to do this in class by writing on pieces of paper
>I had a beta orbitter girl that had been following me around for like 2 years, sitting next to me
>I wrote I once played world of Warcraft for 36 hours straight
>my note gets picked out of the hat and the teacher reads it, everyone points to the fat guy in the room
>orbitter says it was me and says some cringe thing about me having high stamina
>she scared away the other girls in the class that were shy and quiet that I actually liked
>everyone thought I was banging that orbitter
>I had never even held hands with a girl until roughly 8 years after that, and it want even with that girl
I couldn't even be a loser happily....
>>28015656
Daniel
I once played WarCraft 2 for 37 hours straight.>mfw I actually said that on my first day in High SchoolKill me now.
>>28015656
John
I play vidya okay
>>28016930
>>28016931
>warcraftmind
I wonder how many lives has Blizzard ruined.
>>28015656
*stands up*
>m-my name is anon
>Umm, an interesting fact... Oh, I, uh...
>"c'mon anon, share something"
>well, um
>sometimes when I poop i suck it back in and pretend I'm getting rawed real good
>>28016931
Honestly m8 I think that's pretty amazing.
>>28016930
>having an orbiter girl
>being a loser
Pick one faggot
Ohio
Beated a Chad in America
>my name is anon and I have a gf
the worst is when the teacher would say "ok class i want everyone to get into groups of 4, were going to do a group activity" . i literally started shaking with anxiety because i never talk to anyone
>>28016968
I was a loser because I never capitalized on any of the girls that were interested in me.
Now that I'm out in the real world, I rarely if ever come across people my age, much less even girls.
I think I've seen like 4 girls my age in the last year.
>>28015656
I'm Anon, I'm 33 and too old for this shit.
Hi i'm anon, and i hate life and want to die
>tfw this could actually work depending on the tone i say it in