>tfw no cute boyfriend to buy me flowers, hug me and make me feel special
>>28015476
>tfw no cute girlfriend to buy flowers, hug and make her feel special
I'd even be content if the relationship wasn't sexual for a while first. Just to get that emotional attachment
are you a virgin?
are you a feminist?
do your labia protrude and dangle from your vagina?
what is the last album you listened to that you loved?
do you play mobile games, MMOs, or MOBAs?
I am willing to be your boyfriend, buy you flowers, hug you, and make you feel like a special, pretty little princess if you answer these questions correctly.
Then slap on some makeup and go and find a guy. Why can't fembots understand they have a fucking vagina? Look for either an emo fag or a blazer wearing normie. Or just stick to your husbando pillow.
>>28015476
yeah you should probably kill yourself roastie
>>28015562
>are you a virgin?
yes
>are you a feminist?
no
>do your labia protrude and dangle from your vagina?
i have a penis
>what is the last album you listened to that you loved?
i dont listen to albums
>do you play mobile games, MMOs, or MOBAs?
no
how did i do
>>28015641
Not him, but if you're cute I'd date you :^)
Economic school? Please say Austrian! :3
>>28015562
>see post about wanting a bf
>immediately think "girl" instead of "gay man"
Have you ever heard of the expression of "If you hear hoofbeats, think horses not zebras?" You're hearing hoofbeats and thinking "Unicorns."
>>28015641
Maybe I would have tolerated the penis if you were more into music, but 3/5 is a failure.
However, because you answered the final question correctly, I won't tell you to kill yourself. Instead, I wish you the best of luck in your search.
>>28015562
>are you a virgin?
Yes
>are you a feminist?
no
>do your labia protrude and dangle from your vagina?
I have a feminine penis
>what is the last album you listened to that you loved?
I prefer not to say, I like japanese music
>do you play mobile games, MMOs, or MOBAs?
No
>>28015711
>wants a bf
>doesn't specifically mention being female
On /r9k/, this means it's a gayfag 100% of the time.
>>28015732
And if they do specifically mention being female, then it's still a man, 100% of the time.
>>28015731
Interesting, I like Japanese music very much myself. Why do you prefer not to say the name of the album?
Is your feminine penis cut or uncut?
>>28015476
Are you from UK?
>>28015772
uncut, hmm I don't want to identify myself since I have friends from /r9k/ it might be obvious who I am
>>28015772
>feminine penis
Tumblr, fuck off. What are you even doing here? Don't you have some transdimensionalotherdemikin to protect from cisprivilege?
>>28015811
I think you're stereotyping traps to be SJWs
really not true
>>28015476
>im a grill btw XDDXD
>10 instant replies
everytime
>>28015790
All the fags are from UK.
>>28015868
Really? I can't find any.
Maybe I'm not looking hard enough.
>>28015800
Well post your legs or an email or something anon.
>>28015879
L O N D O N, baby
>>28015911
let me see your steam profile and I'll see if you're my type
>>28015968
I frequently use steam with IRL friends, can't be doing that.
>>28016060
If you have to hide me from your normie friends, I'm afraid we can't have a relationship.
>>28016074
It's more about hiding /r9k/ from my steam profile, but ok princess :^)
>>28015925
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