I see you looking at my FiFi, you want to pet? It's alright, she doesn't have a mean bone in her body. Cmon, she loves strangers!
*BRRRAAAAAAAAARRRRRT*
o-oh my gosh! Would you mind watching FiFi for a few minutes? I need to go in and change my breeches!
what the fuck these threads
>>28014268
I miss when r9k was mainly feels threads
>>28014316
*PRRRRRRRRRRT*
Wew lad, that one was juicy
>>28014316
i don't know, i thnk fart threads are alright
>>28014268
Fuck off normie
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>>28014236
>you'll never know the smell of a girl's fart bubbles
>>28014693
not liking people shitting in your face = being a normie
Oh my glorping god oh pee I laughed the fuck out loud bro that was the funniest starrey I ever did read on this board. It will just take a moment to tell you about when I was reading the story, firstly I read the first sentence of your story and I fucking laughed out loud, read the secondly part of your story and secondly I laughed my fucking ass off, thirdly I concluded your types thirdly laughing my sides right the fuck out of orbit. Hand it to ya my mane mang from fartpackistan, tiglet was a swell read and if the rules were changed I would gladly subscribe to your posts to be notified by cellphone. In fact, this story was so goddgummed good I think I'll talk about it more. Looking at keyboard tracks as a whole, its really a worked off art. The pacing, loquaciousity, indeterminabomnidable pontifidexteretasiality, burgandy, I'm very impreesed. The pain I feel of having to have been looking forward to the mermint moment of my life, alas, has passed. Goodnight. *nephertititriously kills self*
>>28014268
Life. They are the reason to live, anon.
>*BRRRAAAAAAAAARRRRRT*
>*PRRRRRRRRRRT*
>*BRAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Is this the soundtrack to Inception? What the fuck is that even supposed to be?
>>28015180
Well now I'm going to watch Inception with a raging boner
Btaaaaaaaaaaasaaaasasarrrrrrrpthth
>>28014758
weak ass normalfag.
