>Be beta indian muslim
>Religion bans dating and talking to women
>Pic related, is how parents feel about relationships before marriage
>Doesn't really matter since I am robot, unable to get gf no matter what
>Parents will arrange a marriage for me
>Will never be forever alone because am Muslim
Islam is the best religion to be a Muslim desu, as long as your parents are Muslim too, they will give you a wife no matter how autistic you are.
>>28012806
Fuck off Moozslime. Your arranged wife will probably be a goat.
>>28012806
lucky bastard, I wish I had parents that gave me free wife.
>>28012806
>Islam is the best religion to be a Muslim
Really, now...what other religions are good for being Muslim?
>>28013117
Fuck...I meant that Islam is the best religion to be a robot. fuck me.
>TFW DYING LONELY
>>28013146
Your alowed to use the computer? That shit is most deff haram.
Can't wait for the west to become Muslim desu senpai
>>28013199
Mom thinks I'm studying for AP Exams, I'm raelly playing Tsukihime (it's running in the background).
>have Iranian friend
>he could get a qt religious Iranian wife and have a nice non degenerate family
>instead he became poisoned by western values, moved to America, works as a miserable indentured servant doing research for the university that sponsors his visa, will never see his family ever again, and is a fedora tipper
>constantly telling me he hates his life
>>28013199
Muslim computer ninjas are now tracking your location.
>>28013307
LORD TRUMP WILL PROTECT ME
>tfw dad is Muslim and mom is Catholic
>tfw dad wants me to marry my cousin
>tfw mom wants me to bring over a nice girl
>tfw I'll most likely end up with my cousin
Mom knew about my autism and laziness but she still thinks I'm capable
>>28013970
Your Muslim dad is truly a bro. Muslim dads are the best desu, nothing better than a guarantee against being a wizard.
>>28013276
>AP exams
>Mom
Underage b&
>>28013970
>married mudshit
>catholic
That's not how it works
>>28014415
Yes it is, it's the other way around that doesn't
nigger all indians get arranged marriages
