My mom said i have to date a girl
She invited me to hang out with 5 single girls that i have to pick one after a night out
I can't refuse or im kicked out
Tell her you're gay
Original advice
>>28012451
Given how obsessed his mom is about this, I'd say she would kick him out for that.
>>28012385
The hardest thing for most robots is actually MEETING the girls, and you get them handed to you and you're complaining. Fuck off retard
>>28012487
>implying any girl who gets randomly paired up with a robot is gonna like him.
Do it only for the experience.
If it doesn't work out you'll have a nice story to tell us later.
But if you can pull it off cheat on her with the other 4.
Tell her which one you think is the prettiest but you don't think she'll suck your dick.
Then argue about whether you should date a girl that will blow you or not.
>>28012508
>implying it's better than nothing
>>28012385
>Not dating your own mother
do your best OP
and then laugh in her fucking face at the end of the night when all you get are "thanks but no thanks" from these common whores your mother managed to wrangle up somehow.
What if they're all prostitutes anon?
>>28012530
>implying he would even get close to talking to a real grill by himself
>>28012487
>The hardest thing for most robots is actually MEETING the girls
yeah. thats the real problem with robots, right? its not like youre projecting your issues.
REQUIREMENTS TO BE A ROBOT:
1.- you havnt seen a girl in years
2.- if you do meet a girl, dating her will not be hard
3.- whatever the fuck the next anon decides to project on
>>28012508
So? And if she doesn't? You going to cry about it you like a little bitch because a random girl didn't like you?
>>28012626
Oh fuck off, I browse this board all day and everybody bitches about how they don't know where to meet girls, and OP is getting to meet 5 (FIVE) girls for FREE without having to do shit.
>>28012652
yeah, and have you seen the thousands of threads in which robots talk about their experiences with women?
i assure you, meeting women is NOT the issue.
>>28012678
Women are the issue, you dumb rationalizing retarded cum guzzling roastie slut.
>>28012715
no theyre not, you retarded crack baby. thats like saying chad is the issue
>>28012385
Date all five, you insufferable prick.
>>28012385
From which country are your from OP.
A 3rd world shithole like me?
My mother is about to buy me a wife kek.
>>28012746
Chad is just using what he has to bang whores, you slut. Nobody blames him, they want to be him. Blaming your idols for being too good is roastie slut behavior. Go get your hole used and stop being a dumb sticky cum glazed cunty retard online.
>>28012807
His whore of a mother would probably go apeshit if he tried that, because she wants her son to be a fucking pussywhipped slave to some harpy. She's just dating her own son by proxy.
Op here
i will be taking my cell phone so i can have something to comfort me
my mum is bringing the girls to my house after work in 3 hours
Do you robots have Kik? or snapchat i will need communication with you guys while i go
other wise i will just be sitting there with no one to talk to
the stacie girls my mom is bringing over are annoying and they all know her and my family and they talk about me behind my back
and tease me and crap fuck this shit
>>28012908
Thats the fun of it all. OP should date them all just to fuck with some heads.
>>28012385
That's nice. You're being defensive because, like most robots, you've been conditioned to believe that people only do things for you to humiliate you later. Your mother probably doesn't understand you, but she probably means well, so that conditioning shouldn't apply here.
>>28012886
i hate how the people i relate to the most have to be so fucking retarded. 2 out of your 3 replies to me just barely touched the issue i was addressing, just so you could insult me. you pretend to have arguments and hide behind big boy words. your lack of real responses just show how retarded (or blinded by hatred) you are.
baka senpai
>>28012961
does your mum know they make fun of you?
>>28012632
>implying /r9k/ isn't full of crybaby faggots
>>28013186
>just barely touched the issue i was addressing
You were dismissing an issue common to many robots just because many other robots happen to not share that issue.
>>28012961
Don't play on your phone you autistic fucker. Maybe they're right for laughing at you
>>28013186
Knock it off roastie slut you're not coming across as smart or le special. Just bow out with a shred of dignity. Nobody thinks you have special sekrit knowledge they don't. Fuck off and choke on a dick.
>>28012961
>i will be taking my cell phone so i can have something to comfort me
>Do you robots have Kik? or snapchat i will need communication with you guys while i go
in case someone out there was still questioning your normie status
>>28012510
Good advise here desu
Origami comenti
>>28012385
How is this a bad thing unless they're all hideous or fat?
The hardest thing about dating is getting women to give you the time of day in the first place, and here they are lining themselves up.
Unless you're gay, in which case shitsux bro.
>>28013265
im most likely projecting here, but i believe a RealRobot(tm) would not be able to date a girl even if he did know her. make a thread with that premise and see how many people will tell you to "fuck off, normie". and sure, that could be said about a lot of things, but i genuinly do believe all robots have a very hard time socialising with others (mostly with the opposite sex).
if you dont have a hard time socializing with others and/or dating a girl you know, i reeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally doubt youre a robot.
>>28012385
>Getting to pick from a plethora of women
GET OUT CHAD.
>>28013415
yeah I agree with you, even if I "met" with a girl, I just wouldn't be able to speak to her because in all likelihood she wouldn't be interested
>>28013415
i want to add to that last part that if thats the case, you're probably just introverted. i genuinly believe robots cant get gfs that easily. thats why we're robots, not just shy or lazy. being a robot is a whole different level.
if you're still there OP and read this.
Go out with her, pretend you're interested, and pretend you're listening to what she has to say (or if you're a good listener, actually listen).
Endure this for a while and won't be so bad.
Also tell your mom she should give you something in return for putting up with that
I'd trade places with you in a heart beat op.
Just say the word and I'll begin the magic enchantments now.
>>28013571
this has happened before, last year new years they forced me to do exact same thing
they set up everything, they planted people to approach me from public
they sparked up the most dumbest conversations ever
i already know they are going to do the same thing
they will do everything to "TRY AND HELP ME"
or what ever they think they are doing
i dont want it, i already told them and communicated this to them
but they dont listen
>>28013415
>i believe a RealRobot(tm) would not be able to date a girl even if he did know her
I'm just saying, if he doesn't interact with any single women, that is also a problem. It's probably the more immediate problem at that.
>>28012385
YOUR MOTHERS IS KICKING YOU OUT FOR NOT DATING A GIRL!?
Never heard of something so fucked up, feel bad for you OP, your mother is a cunt
>>28012385
if my mom set me up with a girl that looked like that I would have a heart attack to qt 4 me
>>28012385
>do your stupid group date night thing
>pick a girl
>take her out for further dates
>ritualistically eat her
>tell mom the girl wasn't interested
>she drops the subject for a while
>repeat as needed
>???
>profit
>>28012626
>>28012678
I can't speak for everybody here, but it's certainly been the problem for me.
Finding women that I'm actually interested in, breaking the ice, and then bringing up the subject of dating has by far been the hardest thing for me when it comes to women. OP has all of that handed to him on a platter in this situation.
It might be because I'm older than a lot of the board, but I've found that it's extremely difficult for me to find women whom are a good personality match for me, who I find attractive enough to be interested in, and who are single. That last bit's the real kicker, I meet tons of girls who meet the other two requirements.
I'm actually totally capable of a relationship, and was with my ex-gf for almost 5 years until I realized how unhappy I was with her and dumped her. It's just that it's been almost 3 years since then, and I haven't met a single girl I'd want to date that wasn't already in a relationship.
>>28012561
This. Your mom set you up.
>>28014535
well thats the thing. you have issues getting a relationship, but youre not a robot.
and thats a good thing.
well op you have 3 hours to learn how to play the guitar/do drugs/be chad
>>28012385
god i cringed
you're cringy for being this much a faggot
your mom's cringy for thinking this is a good idea
this is bullshit
>>28014688
I'm an ex-robot, or robot 2.0, or something. I'm what happens when a robot actually manages to get a QT GF, and then, as you'd expect, it all goes horribly wrong.
I may have gotten ahead of most robots in life experience, but I still pretty much have robot values and an immense amount of frustration at the bullshit one-sided game that dating has become.
>>28012385
Your life is a 90's movie.
Move out of that house before somebody steals your skateboard, and you get pantsed and dragged around the track
>>28012385
christina right?
>>28015379
>>28012385
from her instagram 16 weeks ago, do you know her op?
>>28012632
Dude where the fuck did that come from
what the fuck
>>28013704
>>28012385
>mom visiting town
>takes me to the bar
>she mentions to the waitress that im single
>says it in a way that says im not saying this for any particular way at all i promise type of way that lets you know she has an agenda. Like a bad actor faking being bad at acting type of bad.
>waitress glances at me, then glances at my mom
>oh he lives with you?
thanks mom. jesus christ
OP don't let her pawn off used goods on you, say no to any single moms or coal burners. No exceptions. My friend's wife has tried setting me up on a few blind dates with her friends and it's ALWAYS single moms.
>>28012533
please whats the manga of this?
>>28015836
love hate letter
our intrepid hero hesitantly decides to give the big lady an anonymous love letter and then gets caught and fucked
