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> give him a fake number
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>>28011850
Thanks, Amy.

If only you knew how much courage it took to ask you
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>girl gives you number
>you repeat it back with one number wrong
>if she doesn't correct you, you know it's fake

Dumb whore.
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>>28011850
Trick to counteract fake number: repeat the number while saying some numbers wrong, ask if it's right, if the girl says yes that means the number is fake
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>>28011975
Nice idea, will use next time if I ever try again. It's starting to not be worth it considering my autism fucks up everything once they get to know me
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>>28011850
there's no such thing as a "fake number" you moron. all numbers are real
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>>28012051
>he doesn't know about the imaginary numbers
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>>28012068
>imaginary numbers

AHHHHH FUCKING TRIGGERED
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>ask for number
>actually gives me her real one
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>>28012087
Why? It's a simple concept.
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>>28012153


>ask for number
>actually gives me her real one

>never contact her
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>>28011975
I can't believe we need to use a trick to avoid being mislead by a woman's blatant lies. The ones who give fake numbers (which is likely most of them but I'm not sure if there's been a study proving that) genuinely have no ethics at all.

I mean, for fuck's sake why don't women just say "sorry, I don't want to give my number out." And I don't buy the whole "oh he might get violent" excuse because a violent thug would escalate to violence no matter what.
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>>28012389
I had a hour long conversation with a chick, I wouldn't have mind if we just been friends or something.

I told her I wanted to go on a date with her, she asked me lots of questions, and at the end she gave me a fake number which was her BF's number.
If I see her again I'm probably going to break her jaw or something.
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>>28011850
>give him my real number
>he text me
>i text back
>we get along finely
>we're going on a date this saturday
>i'm not flaking and I'll let him know if something comes up and I can't make it then reschedule because I really want to go on a date with him
lmao what a loser am I right? in your face beta
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>>28011850
>it's the suicide hotline
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>>28012692
Yeah not hard for 2 faggots to find love.
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>give them false hope
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>>28011850
I always give them the optimum online customer service number, ever since it was in a catchy tune commercial I know it by heart. I give it to douchebags on POF and tinder when they ask for my number and eventually they message me back confused
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>he doesn't call it right after getting it

I mask it by saying I'll call you now so you can have mine.

Kek. No girl is ever going to fool me.
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You could all just grab her phone and dial your number.
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