>havent had sex in almost 2 hours
>>28010521
>Haven't sucked your dads dick in one minute
>tfw I haven't had sex in 227,760hours
>havent had sex in 28 years
>>28010521
>>28010561
Haven't had sex since 2 seconds ago
>falling for bait this obvious
>>28012178
>implying anyone didn't know it was bait
>>28012178
>implying this is even bait
>>28010521
>there are people literally having sex right now