>After looking over your resume and conducting a background check, it came to our attention that you're a kissless virgin. Care to explain?
Religious and family values passed down for generations. Am traditional monogamist, as are my brothers, my father, his fathers and all men in my lineage.
>>28010523
none of that is true but good luck trying to berate religion/brotherhood/tradition and family values :^)
JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING JOB!!!!!!!!!! I'm only here to stock shelves and take out the trash, this isn't supposed to be so fucking difficult.
>unzips dick
ORIGNAL POOOST
>>28010523
so adaptability is a trait you lack?
we will call you
>>28010568
>I'm sorry, it's company policy that we don't hire virgins. If perhaps you've kissed a girl, or at least had a girlfriend before in your life, we could be more forgivable.
>>28010596
No, iII call you
Im a nearly 30 year old KV and I look like a chad.
>>28010523
But anon, you're 37 years old.
>>28010479
I may be a kissless virgin but that motherfucker has a small head.
"wrong move normans"
*unzips uzi*
"psh...humanity is overatted"
*shoots everyone and an hero*
>>28010630
Im sorry our callcenter cannot take calls
we will call you
>>28010661
*Pfft, nothing personal, senpai*
>>28010683
l make the rules
>>28010596
That's a big jump in logic. I wouldn't work for a company that discriminates against homosexuality, why would I work for one that discriminates against chastity?
Are we finished here?
