Do fembots get turned on from reading about the masturbation habits of robots?
I just finished cumming in my onahole three times in the last two hours.
>When I don't have an onahole to use I cum in my cum rags, one rag usually lasts a year or two, being covered in splooge on both sides.
>Use the same rag to wipe my dick off and then fall asleep
>stick it between the matress and the wall when I'm done
>have busted open onaholes from masturbating too hard with them.
>Kept using them anyways until they were too damn moldy to use
>Masturbate to anything that even resembles a female.
>Fat chicks, hairy chicks, grannies, bbw
>Just browsing 4chan I get the need to jack off at least three times a day
>Last time Ihad a gfgot mad because of me not letting her sleep
Tell me about how much you fap, robots
>>28009577
Man, I'd cum in that chick.
I wish I could have a dick
>>28009577
>Do fembots get turned on from reading about the masturbation habits of robots?
why on earth would they? They hate us and think we're disgusting.
roasties rub their oversized clits to us describing our jerk habits.
that is an absolute fact that no one other than a worthless roastie would argue
>>28009577
>Do fembots get turned on from reading about the masturbation habits of robots?
No.
>he has an onahole
>>28009606
>why on earth would they? They hate us and think we're disgusting.
that's just not true. i may say i hate you guys and find you disgusting, but the truth is i love you all and want to make babies with robots
Dicks are disgusting, I am only attracted to a woman's body. A man's body can be attractive but they have dicks and those are so disgusting.
>>28009598
i saw her first!
>>28009577
>Tell me about how much you fap, robots
Not all that much really. Maybe 3-6 times a week, almost never more than once in a day, and I just use my hand like a normal person.
I tried an onahole but it was more trouble than it was worth and made me feel pathetic.
>>28009577
pic related, one of my older rags.
It used to be a white shirt.
I put some white paper next to it to show the color difference.
fucking a roastie is considered assisted suicide in some parts of the world
>>28009698
nice, looks like a healthy build-up of baby badder you got there
>>28009627
There is nothing wrong with owning sex toys.
I own three onaholes and a dildo.
No, I don't use the dildo on myself.
You just have a low libido and should get yourself checked.
Spring is here and I'm getting flustered and worked up when looking at chicks again, Its probably time to find some new roastie gf to handle my emissions for the summer.
>>28009668
U crazy their dicks are the most attractive body part they have
>>28009831
bebe ,you are officially one of the best femanon i have ever met.
here is my gift for you8=====D:-)
>>28009831
>>28011084
if you're not going to talk about masturbation please kindly get the fuck out of my thread.
>>28009577
my habits are really irregular, mostly depends on how busy i am
sometimes i have long sessions with multiple orgasms every night, and maybe a session in the morning or afternoon if its a weekend
other times i'll go weeks without masturbating because i'm too tired by the time i get to bed or I'm just not feeling it
>Three years ago
>Ran out of baby oil and decided to use shampoo
>Turns out shampoo's abrasive and I start bleeding
>There are rings of blood forming around the trunk of my dick but I can't stop
>After half an hour of shredding my cock, I realize the severity of the situation and run to the shower to pour hydrogen peroxide on my dick
>It burns in the worst kind of way and it's bubbling
>Wait a couple of minutes and wash it again
>Burns even more now
>After this rinse, I grab some toilet paper and wipe it off and it feels like I'm tearing the skin off
>Sitting there crying, worried my dick's gonna fall off so I call my brother to see if it ever happened to him
>It's 2AM, and he doesn't answer his phone
>Go to bed crying, with no way to ease the pain
>The sheets burn my cock, my boxers burn my cock, open air scalds my cock
>This continues through the next two weeks
>The pain subsides and my cock is left with a couple dozen horizontal scars to remember the occasion
>>28009600
THEN COME TO MY STATE BITCH
>>28009811
>Filename
Got that from /jp/, did you?
Something about masturbation discovery stories, both male and female, gets me hot and bothered. No idea why.
>>28012655
I was the person that posted it on /jp/ along with my story. I've been reporting to the onahole thread for a while.
Here is an inside out picture I didn't post. And the one on /jp/ was an imgur link, not posted directly to the thread, so I know you had to be in that thread and you didn't just reverse image search it through the archives.
>>28012572
should have used hair conditioner instead of shampoo, it doesn't burn as much for a rapid fap.
I've actually used liquid handsoap before when I've run out of lube, if you're quick enough it wont burn, and it definitely wont fuck up your dick like shampoo does.
>>28009577
No you dummy, girls are repulsed by male masturbation... unless it's maybe the chadiest of the chad boy band/actor they're attracted to
how did /r9k/ discover masturbation? was it on accident or on purpose?
i remember trying to masturbate over and over by watching porn until i finally orgasmed, but I've heard stories of other people doing it without knowing what masturbation was.
>>28012865
Trish Stratus
Saw her and I knew what had to be done
>>28012618
Wanting to fuck a pimpled faced monkey.
>>28009831
but you like shrimp dicks!
>tfw fap to thoughts of my waifu stealing my panties and getting off to my man-stink
>>28009688
>dubs
Shit, I guess she's yours
>>28012572
sometimes i use body wash and toilet paper when im desperate and that shit works up some serious friction, feels good in the moment but leaves your dick raw and bloodied all week
i also came dark blackish blood when i was 13, which i have never figured out what that was all about. never happened again
