Who /fuckedupfamily/ here?
>cousin in jail for stealing a car
>grandpa is an alcoholic
>13 year old brother and 14 year old sister had a kid together
>>28009427
At least your slightly better than them? Also was it wincest at least?
Do you live in the south or something?
>>28009427
>>13 year old brother and 14 year old sister had a kid together
thats impressive
>>28009427
>13 year old brother and 14 year old sister had a kid together
same
>Dad in jail for the past 18 years for paying dudes to kill some guy
>Mom is an alcoholic because of it, functional at least
>Sister is a cunt
>Cousin sells a fair amount of coke
At least I get free coke sometimes
>>28009467
>At least your slightly better than them?
I'm a 24 year old KHV
>Also was it wincest at least?
It was consensual. They didn't have proper sex ed and started having unprotected sex with each other whenever they were alone. Sister gave birth and we tell everyone it was our parent's kid.
>>28009543
How did the kid turn out? Any disabilities? Were your parents ashamed?
>>28009584
Incest rarely has any disabilities unless it's done for multiple generations, 1 generation is ok.
>>28009427
> Younger brother /ss/'d with a celebrity; everything got settled out of court
> Without that money, God knows what we'd be doing
> Have to constantly lie about having won a lottery, or my mom selling stocks she forgot she had, etc.
>>28009584
No chance it'd be disabled after one dip in the pool. That's the great thing about wincest it takes generations for it to become a problem.
>>28009584
The kid is fine. My mom was horrified. She doesn't allow them to be alone together at all.
>>28009647
>Younger brother /ss/'d with a celebrity
How old was he? Who's the celebrity?
>>28009684
It was several years ago, when he was in his early teens.
The celebrity isn't as relevant as she used to be, and the reason why it was settled so quick is because apparently it wasn't the first time a situation like that happened.
>>28009684
>/ss/'d
what does this mean
>>28009835
C'mon, give us a name.
You're on a chinese imageboard nobody will know.
>>28009427
>>13 year old brother and 14 year old sister had a kid together
This is pretty much the only fucked up thing desu senpai orginal comment dnssssssssss
>>28009867
Straight Shota
Drawn kiddy porn where a MILF fucks an underage boy
>>28009835
Describe the celebrity and how it happened.
Mother's side
>psychopathic grandfather who isolated us from the rest of the family
>pointed loaded guns at me, molested me
>fucked my aunt, they have a kid
>one uncle married a hypochondriac, the other has crippling depression
>somehow my mom came out normal
Dad's side
>most everyone is dead already
>grandmother has Alzheimer's but that's nothing special
Alzheimer's runs in both sides of the family. Probably going to end it before I reach that point
>>28009427
Post a picture of the kid pls
>Father who ran off
>Step dad who my mother drove crazy and he became depressed and distant and separated from her, now he's a bit disillusioned and I think he's gonna go senile.
>Deaf sister who has anxiety
>Selfish mother, who thinks my deaf sister's anxiety is attention seeking and is going through a mid life crisis
>dead brother
its been so long since my last dose doc...
I thought I was finally clean
OP is either from Kentucky or west virginia
>>28009642
>1 generation incest ok
Good to know
>>28009427
Uncle 1
>was in metal band in his youth
>hard drugs
>some cannibalism
>now just lays down in sofa all day
>mentally absent
>thinks we're in the 80's
Uncle 2
>Crossed border decades ago
>sent back a few years ago
>suicide by putting his head on train tracks
>my dad had to pick up the parts with his bare hands
>no head, just a piece of neck skin
Aunt 1
>Schizophrenic
>has 2 children, boy and girl
>girl bites off one of her brother's testicles
>boy has ADHD
it's too much to type out, but my family has stories of suicide attempts and successes, prostitution, drug dealing and consumption, incest, three of my aunts have children from the same man, mental illnesses, domestic violence and so far.
>>28010303
>west virginia
Most likely
>not even on speaking terms with any of my father's side of the family because of bad blood
>mother's family are all old hicks with lots of medical problems that don't live close by.
>father is in hospice care and has Parkinson's and beginnings of Alzheimer
>mother has shingles, sjogren's syndrome, RA, and multiple sclerosis which causes lesions on brain on spine
>she can barely walk
>now has paranoid schizophrenia
>fixing to have to file a mental health warrant against her so she can get treatment because she refuses to get any because of course she thinks her delusions are real
>has started doing dangerous shit like stabbing her mattress over and over again with a knife because she thinks people are inside of it
>meanwhile I'm a piece of shit 32yo neet with depression, anxiety, and suicidal thoughts
>don't know how I'm going to get through this thing with my mother
>might break me
>13 year old brother and 14 year old sister had a kid together
hot as fuck
>>28009663
You think they'll ever find out the truth?
I mean, it must be a hell of a mindfuck to find out that the people you thought were your parents are actually your grandparents and you're actually the bastard product of incest between your siblings.
I'm pretty lucky, given that the most fucked up thing about my family was my grandmother getting severe dementia near the end of her life.
>everyone on my mom's side is an alcoholic
>my dad hates most people on his side (they annoy me at times too)
>dad is a hoarder, no job not sure how he still pays for electricity
>divorced obviously
>mom works a lot, spends a lot, drinks a lot
>younger brother is an obvious stoner /drinker but I'm not a fucking narceven though he fucking ratted me out once when we were younger
>older brother is smart, pretty normal. always ends up broke as hell because his school
>uncle a
>worst drinker of the whole family
>had a super nice car and worked a decent job
>disappeared once in my youth for like a year
>no one says anything about where he went ??
>now has a shitty truck and works overnight jobs, constantly drinking
>guessing jail time and shit
>aunt
>literally fucking crazy
>had a weird nervous breakdown once at a fucking family reunion
>remember visiting her house once and finding a bunch of home made toys made out of twigs, cloth and rocks
>now she's on pills and looks like nothings in her eyes
>uncle b
>not directly related to us but some weird shit happened with my grandma and her husband
>literally didn't know this until a few months ago
>has been in jail a few times for mostly drinking
>huge spender, past of huge debt problems
not the worst family, i'd say fairly normal
I'm 19, and adopted. Was raised by incredibly passive, negligent parents. I found out who my biological parents were about a year ago.
Biological Father
> Pathological liar/traitor; made his father's small business fail
> Became a paralegal, then attorney despite having very little credentials and a fake degree
> Had a brother who committed suicide; was apparently directly responsible
> Targeted the elderly and drug addicts, slowly becoming a laughingstock
> Got caught up in money laundering; committed suicide several years ago
Biological Mother
> A stripper
>>28009427
>13 year old brother got 14 year old sister pregnant.
Wow that's hot as fuck, do you get any action op?
My uncle molested a kid, my dad's gay, my other uncle is a pervert who showed me porn as a joke when I was like 9
>cousin is ten days older than me
>we both get told there is a family secret when we are kids
>eventually dad reveals family secret, turns out grandma had a secret brother who had schitzolhrenia so they locked him up in some shady hospital and told everyone he died
>other grandma one day casually mentions that her grandma was Italian and got sold into marriage to a 50 year old man when she was 12
>thanks grandma your story is way cooler, dad only gave me a life long fear of becoming mentally ill
>>28009427
>Uncle marries lady
>Beats her, treats her like utter shit for years
>She develops a lot of mental problems
>They're poor as fuck
>They have three kids, two daughters and a boy
>Male is born premature and slightly retarded
>I'm convinced he could have been normal if a little slow but they insisted on treating him like a total retard
>Uncle hates him as a newborn and wishes he died, then repents and becomes pathologically overprotective of him
>Aunt snaps twice and she's almost committed to a mental ward
>Finally gets a little money (about 50k) but they squander it all in literal months
>Oldest daughter drops out of community college to marry autistic farmer
>On her wedding day aunt suffers a stroke and is rushed to the hospital
>Comes back home but everyone treats her like shit and she has a second stroke
>Ends up paralized, mind completely shattered, can't even eat without help and screams and wails all day long
>Oldest daughter and uncle take turns looking after her ever week, shuffling her around
>This june it'll be 10 years since her first stroke
>She's still alive but her family openly wishes she died already
>Uncle and male cousin all live in the most abject poverty because my uncle refuses to work or feels most jobs he could do are beneath him or something
>They depend on my grandmother for daily food
>You can literally smell them before you see them, horrible stench of feet and general filth
>Cousin is now 22, can barely function, speaks in a weird way, has a ton of tics and is all around not mentally healthy, his only human contact is my uncle because he won't let go of him or let him learn anything, he didn't even finish middle school, spends all day inside with only an old tv for company in a mostly empty house, sometimes I can hear him singing alone
>Talks about killing himself
I seriously feel bad every time I see them, mostly for my cousin, he had that horrible life pushed on him
>>28011480
Ba Jo music plays
>yyyeeeeehaaaa
>>28009427
>5 year old brother is psychotic
>sister has 2 kids with step brother
>I'm a mentally ill retard
>>28010535
fked up thing for the kid, if, the family is totally fked up, is, no other family as support in times of crisis or need.
>leaves 4 morrowland
>>28010535
That is just the only thing you know. Also its not fucked up. The rest you just do not know yet.
>>28009427
>13 year old brother and 14 year old sister had a kid together
why didn't you fuck either of them first
>>28011480
Cont'd
>Live with parents, grandparents, single aunt and neet uncle for complicated reasons
>We're kinda poor
>Grandmother is slowly going blind so mom helps look after her
>1 year ago she breaks her hip
>Completely crippled and dependant on others since then
>Now almost completely blind
>This kills the family
>Everybody hates and wants to strangle each other now
>Uncle acts like a child throwing tantrums and shit, blames everybody for not helping enoguh
>Mom develops BAD case of anxiety, she can't even leave the house
>Aunt says as soon as my grandmother dies she's killing herself
>Grandmother is verbally abused by her and she often cries and also talks about offing herself
>No one works except for my dad, they all live off money other relatives send
>I'm in college, but visit every weekend
>If I drop out I'll have to go back there
It's weird, none of the people I mentioned are dumb but they all act like children and only make things worse for all, I don't know how it's going to end, my grandma's health is still slowly deteriorating and it'd only take a small accident for things to get completely out of control. Worst thing is the rest of my uncles are pretty well off actually (except healthwise, both have had close runs with almost-cancer).
>>28010418
You should move. Experience something completely different from what you're used to
