Do any of you have imaginary friends? Please be honest.
/r9k/ is autistic, but not thaaaaat autistic
>>28008919
Erm...yeah.
>tfw schizo
>>28008919
How do i get these "imaginary friends"? I want to believe but i just feel retarded and unfulfilled because nothing is there
>>28009393
Oh, and I don't think they like me, either.
>tfw imaginary friends ditch me to go do shit together
>>28008919
No, but I have multiple trains of thought going at one time that have slightly different personalities or ways of thinking at least. It's usually two or three but sometimes I have more.
>>28009420
First you have to pretend that you're a little kid again. Try and get into that mindset where there's still some magic in the world and you can allow yourself to be silly and have fun with it.
>tfw you tried tulpamancing
>tfw you attached it to your subconscious
>tfw you let it linger for years
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I'm a cyborg(have friends, a college degree, and a job) but I have this recurring cast of friends who exist only my head.
I always imagine how they'd react to different situations I encounter. I also fantasize about telling my boss to fuck off because my imaginary friends and I are starting our own company. There's the quirky love interest, the Texas heiress, the Nordic wingman bro, and a few others.
I know it's really fucked up but I'm not sure if I can banish them.