>mom found the ass kettle
>anon found the unoriginal thread
> "females ... are far more likely to consume sacs than are males."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_sac
>>28008599
>birds are more hygienic than some people
>come home
>walk in living room
>see dad
>dad is naked
>somethings wrong
>ask what he's doing
>stares
>shit eating grin
>motions with his right hand
>something behind the couch
>weirded the fuck out
>approach couch
>my god
>he found it
>tfw dad finds your dick bike
>>28008372
>grandma found the smegma vent
>cleaning lady found the crevice jelly
>dad found the dick blender
>brothers uncles great niece found the rape elf
Papi find poo poo on tpad
>Girlfriend found the Eye Crustie Memorial
>senyora found the shit galosh
Te amo senyora
>mum found the poop dvds
>older sister found the cum sleeping bag
>>28009559
>>28009592
I saw the mistake you autistic fucking retard
>>28008372
>I found this thread
privyet
>>28009619
You have no proof, faggot. Go suck your black father's cock.
>cat fell into the fartchamber
>aunt Jimbo threw away my shit cups
I was saving those you bitch
>OP found out he is a fag
>she found my feels folder
Betty found the cum crystal
>dad's boyfriend found the prolapsing apparatus
>step mother found the jizz porridge
>>28008372
>mom found the Kermit wearing children's panties...
>step-wife found the ass master
>mother found the toenail tray
>dad had a bite of the cumcakes
>mom found the peepee drawer
What do?
SHOWED THE ENTIRE FAMILY MY SHIT CANAL, RIGHT UP MY ASS
>>28008372
The fuck is an ass kettle?
