>third time this week I have fallen asleep while taking a shit.
feels bad man. who else is having a shitty week?
>>28007736
how exactly does that even happen?
>>28007736
>shitty week?
heh
>>28007736
My legs fall asleep. I'm worried about deep vein thrombosis.
>>28007765
I don't know..it just does. I'll usually bring my laptop on the shitter,,then hours will go by; plus it takes me a long time to shit,, so theres that. I fall asleep a lot,, you know. I think it's because I don't want to be conscious a lot.
Bad week so far.
>>28007736
Thats a strange scenario, has anyone walked in on you while pinching a loaf?
>>28008275
No. I don't leave the house,, so I wouldn't really shit in public.
>>28008275
I'm sure he keeps the door locked
>>28007736
One time I woke up sitting on the toilet which was filled with diarrhea. It was the first and only time I ever sleepwalked.
Eat some celery, god damn
>>28008364
What would that even do?
>>28008346
Was it your toilet?
>>28008520
Yeah deff lol
>>28008535
Oh, ok, just checking. That would have been a really interesting story, though.
One time in my teens when i actually had friends, i slept at a friends house with massive diarrhea, i remember it very vividly, since the toiled reeked of cigarettes and shit, with bad ventilation, i remember passing out a few times and having to decide between shitting and throwing up in the toilet. I also hallucinated that my friend was talking to me while i was shitting, and i replied, he laughed his ass off when i asked about it and told me he was asleep the entire night.
