>had a few drinks
>too tipsy to play 7K mania
Anyone else cucked by the liquid jew tonight? Why even drink? It has absolutely ZERO benefits.
Getting drunk kind of sucks.
I'm too stoned to play Diablo 2 and I'm mad about it, my eyes go blurry looking at the screen so shitposting it is.
its good for sleepy time mate thats all
>be me
>work 12 hr weekend shifts
>night shift last weekend 6pm-6am
>fell asleep 7am mon morn
>awoke 5pm mon
>6 stellas later
>8pm stumble back to bed
I have more fun playing league of legends while shitfaces desu
>>28006258
It is very bizarre to me how you guys seem to be able to sexualize even the most mundane things into a very specific fetish. Have you ever stopped to wonder why calling yourself is a cuckold is such an immediate impulse over such a wide range of situations? A normal person in your situation would just say " oh man i am too drunk for x", but it takes a very oddly wrought semantic network to instead think "this inanimate object is having sex with another inanimate object that I would like to enjoy right now. I am a cuckold". Why do you do this?
Been drinking beer the whole afternoon.
I wanna die, but at least I feel all right. It's an improvement from feeling like crap.
>>28006472
>he got cucked by the current flavor of the month meme
Easy there newfriend.
