>white scandinavian genes
>6.0 feet tall
>8.1 inch penis
>9% BF with symetrical muscles and proportions
>8/10 face
>frequent flirtatious attention from girls
>hideously botched circumcision and severe penile psoriasis that looks like freddy krugers dick so i completely avoid sexual situations and am still a virgin.
>could have had pic related
>fucking turbo catholic mother
at least leading them on is fun until i have to back down and invent a reason to avoid sex.
>>28005295
>scandinavian genes
>not protestant
>>28005295
Being a virgin is genetic. If you haven't gotten laid it's because you have pussy in your blood.
Circumcision is not required by Catholicism at all, it's actually discouraged if anything
>>28005391
i could very easily. but i couldn't handle anyone seeing my issue.
>>28005407
my mother had it in her head that it would reduce masturbation and pleasure (which obviously it does)
>>28005348
This, join me anon, the Pope is the whore of Babylon.
>>28005295
That pic is so...amazing.
>>28005460
This is why my parents got me cut too, I don't have it as bad as you, and I do feel for you, but it's fucked. My parents are Protestant, too.
>>28005953
I was only memeing, fuck off proddy.
>>28005407
That's because Catholics aren't Christians and they wish to break an ancient covenant with God. All members of semitic religions should have their children cut.
>>28005295
That dick is so beautiful. I want to suck those balls, and rub my tongue up the shaft. Then make out with him as we rub our cocks together.
I'm not bi, but there are some young dicks so perfect not to play with.
>>28005295
Sorry to hear that, OP. Maybe you'll meet some girl who like you enough to look pas-- Ah, fuck. I couldn't even BS myself on that one. Sorry, dude, you're probably boned.
>>28006643
Keep riding that beast cuck.
