>When mom gives you 10 days to find a gf before she signs you up for sissy-treatment.
Where do girls usually hang out?
>>28005140
on the toilet
Sorry to hear op. My mom just arranged a relationship for me after enough time alone.
They hang out with their friends. You meet girls by hanging out with your own friends.
>>28005140
pay an escort to pretend to be your girl. or kill your mom to avoid sissy treatment.
What's your trap name going to be?
Tell that bitch to chill because once your 30 everyone will get set up real nice
>>28005140
Sissy treatment sounds funny AF, I wouldn't mind a good laugh.
What exactly is this 'Sissy Treatment' and how much is it?
I just told mine I was gay. I mean I am, but at least she doesn't ask or try to hook me up anymore. Now she just doesn't care.
Why did I get a small boner after reading "sissy-treatment"?
H-how does that work? What will you be forced to do?
>>28005140
>she signs you up for sissy-treatment.
>mfw sign me up
>captcha demands I select food. Choose cat picture. It is ok with this.
>>28005140
She's sending you up for treatment, or you're going to be treated like a sissy?
>>28006662
>>28006740
>>28006824
Ok I didn't want to go into this a lot but long story short, I failed penis inspection day at school and my mom said that she was going to send me to a sissy-conversion operation unless I can prove I'm a real man and find a girlfriend.
I tried paying some girls to at school to be my girlfriend for the week but they laughed at me.
>>28006891
>operation
This gets better and better. Tell me a little more.
Do they put you under anesthetic?
>>28006891
You know of course that she can't just send you up for something like that involuntarily? She was just trying to threaten you into action. She'll find a way to punish you somehow though. They always do. You'd better find a girlfriend, anon. Just be charming, and go out with her a couple of times even. Stop trying to pay these girls. They're not hookers.
>>28006779
HIROOSHIIIMAAAAAAA
>>28006891
Just date mommy. Date her good and hard. Tonight. When she is sleeping.
>>28005988
Are you foreignese? Yoy are lucky. My mom doesn't know any families other than our own so I never learned to socialise and fraternise properly.
>>28006891
Okay wait wtf is a penis inspection
