farted during my job interview earlier
>>28003611
What kind of monkey does that in public? You're not 3 years old. Suck it up, literally.
>>28003673
my stomach was full of gas and i was nervous and i shifted in my seat and fart a came out
>thinking the accidental fart will affect your chances of getting the job
Was it THAT bad?
>>28003728
fucking DISGUSTlNG
>>28003729
wasnt that loud but i lost my composure and fucked up the rest of the interview
>>28003729
People have gotten turned down for less. I remember one dude giving a lecture at my university and talking about how he never hired anyone who didn't wear a watch.
Its all bullshit.
>>28003611
you should have high fived your interviewer
What kind of job were you interviewing for?
>>28003611
Are you fat? This has meaningful implications on how they'll perceive it.
>>28003785
Most working people wear watches. Not owning one gives the implication that you're not very organised.