Calling all weird kids, gimme your stories. I'll go first.
>Be me
>Weird AF kid
>Liked to play with ants while on the playground
>Grew up midwest, there were a few huge ant nests on the playground
>Had a trick to it, I'd put a bowl over the top of a nest and a sugar packet off to one side to herd the ant colonies around.
>Sometimes, I'd push two colonies near each other, watch them fight in epic wars.
>Other times, I'd push the nests near classrooms, try to start infestations.
>No one understands be genius, they call me the bug kid
>Two bigger kids start tormenting me. They weren't popular or anything, but I think that was part of the reason. They wanted status.
>They throw soccer balls, etc. at me, but I either dodge them or ignore them.
>Just makes it worse
>One day, they throw a baseball instead of a soccerball.
>Hits me in the face. Knocks out my front teeth, busts my lip.
>They get suspended for two weeks, have to write me an apology letter.
>My parents are rich, not a big deal to get my face fixed, mostly just painful.
>They get back to school, teacher makes them apologize.
>Seems like everything is going to be cool now.
>Next, first recess in the morning, go to playground.
>All my nests are dead. The two assholes are laughing, saying they did the world a favor.
>They killed my ants. Came back after school and sprayed them with raid.
>I panic, wander around the playground.
>Find one lone nest under one of the portables, thank god.
>Relieved some ants are left, but fury in my bones.
>Bust my face? Fine. Kill my ants? There will be blood.
>Migrate the ant nest out to area by the swings.
>Challenge bullies to a fight after school by said swingset.
>I'm small and a bit scrawny, but I had three older brothers, my fighting style is ruthless.
>Bullies come after school.
>First one punches me in the mouth, breaking my two new crowns.
>Hurts like a bitch, but it shreds his hand up.
>I pretend to go down, curl into a ball.
>Cont below.
>>28003464
I'm here OP
I hope antbros win Tbh famalamapai-kun desu
Come on i'm impatient OP
>>28003464
BUG KID
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>>28003464
>being so new that you dont pretype long stories...
>plen
Op please my ANTisemetic friend
You have my attention, OP, please continue.
Sorry for taking so long to post again. I'm new to this.
>Grab kid's leg, both arms, both legs.
>He tries to squirm away, but can't. Two arms and two legs are just hard to pry off.
>I bite the tendon behind his knee as he flexes, manage to cut clean through it
>He screams and flops onto the ground.
>He can crawl, but he can't stand up.
>Other kid's hand is mangled from the punch, so we box a little now. We're both shit, but he's extra shitty with one hand, so he runs off to get adult help.
>I drag cripple-bro back to ant nest.
>He fights like a mad beast, but he's only got one good leg right now, and whenever he tries to get up, I just kick him back down.
>Ants are riled up, starting biting him.
>He can't get away, can't crawl (I drag him back) can't fight (can't stand)
>Go on for about a half hour, one of the neighborhood parents comes back.
>They freak the hell out.
>Parents are rich AF remember?
>Get me some good defense. Get suspended for fighting, but the whole "assaulted with ants" is hard to prove.
>Everyone scared to death of me for the rest of my school career (even high school)
>Don't give a shit.
And that's the basics of the tale. Kid needed surgery to get his leg un-fucked, and had some sort of mega allergic reaction to all the ant bites, almost died. His parents tried to sue mine, but my parents technically only have a networth of like 1,500 dollars, the rest of it is locked up on a trust, and can't be taken, even by lawsuits. Other parents gave up and sued the distrct. Don't know if they won.
So, anyone else got Weird Kid vs. Bully stories?
>>28003815
>>28003848
The name in OPs post was Captain Aspergus you faggot
>>28003815
>>I bite the tendon behind his knee as he flexes, manage to cut clean through it
I have my doubts but I'm taking the bait.
You calling this a true story, Anon?
Captain Aspergers and thelegendofben are one and the same. And cut clean through isn't totally accurate, just story wording. There's that tendon behind the knee, and I managed to bite it hard enough to fuck his leg up. He couldn't flex it for shit, and it wouldn't support his weight. Drew blood too.
>>28003464
>be fat kid
>retard Chad bully's me
>he is not a strong or tall Chad just the chD everyone likes and gets girls
>there is one good Chad that is nice to everyone. Loosers like me flood him with attention
>I'm one of the good chads disciples, we are 20 kids that sit with him during lunch,
>for some reason the bully Chad sits with us once
>starts messing with me
>stand up grab chads face with one hand and punch him mercilessly in the face over and over in front of half the school
>after 6 or 8 punches I sit back like nothing happened while Chad bawls his eyes out
>>28003464
Are you Joe from prison school?
>>28003815
What did the kid do to you so you fucked him up so bad?
It wasn't super clear because I messed up the name for the first and second post. I'm the bug kid, AKA OP. He broke my two front teeth and killed my bugs.
>>28004275
I wish I could buy you Gunpla for what you did,you fucking based motherfucker.
