Are you an ass man or a tits man?
Protip: There is only one correct choice
>>28002891
I am a man of ass.
>>28002891
Boobs. I can appreciate a nice butt too but a flat chest just does absolutely nothing for me whereas a flat ass isn't an issue at all
tit men are by far the lowest of low test
ass men are superior
>>28002891
Breast man till the day i die. i still love some ass n legs though
>>28002891
I want both though
>>28002977
both are can be high test. liking small ass or small titties is the real low test
>>28002966
>a flat ass isn't an issue at all
I'm the exact opposite. Flat tits are genetics, but a nice ass is perfectly within the ability of every girl to have, and flat asses are just shameful to look at
>>28003060
a small ass on a girl is like the equivalent to a guy having a small dick
utter shame. at least guys can hide their small peckers, girls have to stuff their panties or something to hide the shame
>>28002977
Big butts aren't inherently a female only attribute, while pronounced boobs obviously are. If you were high test, surely you'd be excited by boobs not butts?
well I'm gay so I guess that automatically makes me an ass man
flat ass is an instant turnoff, and girls with big boobs but no ass are disgusting to look at
A good ass in a slim girl is just amazing.
Also, flat is justice
>>28002891
I'm not a man anon
>>28002891
I am more of a penis man.
>>28003294
seriously, its hilarious how ugly their whole bodies are. just having big tits and nothing else isn't something to be proud of, stupid cunts.
any feature that identifies a woman as adapted for childbirth and rearing is attractive to me.
even the mere mention that a woman is capable of cooking, which is increasingly rare these days, is by itself very attractive.
Both are nice, but if I had to pick only one, then definitely ass.
Nice ass + flat chested = cute loli mode
Nice tits + no ass = weird lopsided mode
>>28003620
Proof that ass men are the worst
I am definitely a breast man, and I enjoy them absurdly huge. But I could still appreciate a girl with small tits and a nice huge ass.
Breasts and thighs
>>28003129
No it isn't, any girl can get a relatively good ass pretty easily
>>28002891
Only matters in the extremes. As long as there's even just enough of ass and tits to grab on to, it's quite enough. Any kind of personality worth a damn is such a fucking rare trait in women, that its value is measured in metric tons of titty and ass fat by comparison.
But given the choice, I'm a boobs guy. Just because I don't want to be in the same camp as this >>28002977 "I'm an internet tough guy, watch my test roar" sissy here.
>>28002891
tfw im a legs man. but at least legs are attached to the ass...
>the sheer amount of degenerate anus-worshipping negroes ITT
I thought /r9k/ was better than this
