>mom keeps trying to stop me killing myself and cutting myself
FOR FUCK SAKE SUICIDE IS NOT FUCKING SELFISH I HATE THIS CRAP, THE STUPID FUCKING BITCH SHOULDN'T HAVE EVEN HAD ME IN THE FIRST PLACE, I WISH THE STUPID CUNT WOULD DIE SO I WOULDN'T MAKE HER UPSET, NOT THAT I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HOW SHE'D FEEL IF MY WORTHLESS ASS JUST DIED, I'M JUST SICK OF HER TRYING TO RUIN MY PLANS BY CONFISCATING ANY THING I COULD USE TO END MY SHITTY LIFE AND SELF HARM WITH
>>28002523
>FOR FUCK SAKE SUICIDE IS NOT FUCKING SELFISH I HATE THIS CRAP, THE STUPID FUCKING BITCH SHOULDN'T HAVE EVEN HAD ME IN THE FIRST PLACE
Suicide is selfish; you're concerned only for yourself and not the grief you'd bring others, i.e., your parents.
Cutting is stupid and attention whory.
Suicide is selfish indeed. There are people that are far more unfortunate than you (starving people in Africa, disabled people, etc...)
lel op
Usually I want people to kill themselves but I want you to live just to suffer
dummy
Suicide is selfish. At least save up enough to pay for your burial and give it to your mother beforehand. And some money to pay for all the upbringing costs she had to pay.
Cutting yourself is idiotic. You're literally an attention whore.
>>28002523
you're being selfish and you should appreciate the help.
>>28002571
>using the starving african children may may unrionically
>>28002544
>you're concerned only for yourself
sounds like most people all the time.
and if he's gonna be dead, wtf does he care how people handle it? he won't be alive to care.
>>28002523
suicide is cellfish
>>28002598
>sounds like most people all the time.
Non to such an extent, don't be stupid.
>>28002523
clearly didn't take ur computer asshole.
do you know how many sharp objects are in your average electronic device? break that shit and start cutting if ur actually serious.
i fucking doubt u are tho.
u have all the signs of a whiny little kid just looking for attention
>>28002544
Your parents are selfish for birthng you and not allowing you to do what you want with your life
>>28002544
>not the grief you'd bring others, i.e., your parents.
it was their decision to get emotionally attached
if you not killing yourself brings me grief is that selfish of you as well since you're only thinking about yourself and not the grief you bring to me by staying alive? if they can't handle the pain of loss they might just consider suicide themselves, they'll die at some point anyway so why not get it over with.
>>28002647
makes perfect sense to me.
anon i'm comfortable giving u a clean bill of health up top
u are definitely of sound mind
so if u gotta go, u have my blessing, as a real doctor of the brain
>>28002637
I guarantee you there is nothing OP's parents could do to stop him from doing "what he wants with his life" if he got a fucking job and moved out. If he's under their roof, he has to abide by their rules.
If he moves out and doesn't tell his parents "I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF" they can't do jack.
>>28002647
>it was their decision to get emotionally attached
That's not something you decide, but something that happens naturally; if it doesn't something is wrong with the parent. It's instinct.
>>28002692
>If he's under their roof, he has to abide by their rules.
TOPKEK what fucking world do u come from?
All he has to do is wait for someone to leave, asshole
>>28002719
That too. But he can't expect the freedom to do what he wants while they're present.
>>28002725
>he can't expect the freedom to do what he wants while they're present.
okay grandpa
>>28002544
>>28002571
>>28002583
>>28002592
>le suicide is le selfish
nice meme fuckheads
>>28002757
I just explained how.
I'm suicidal myself but you have to be retarded to not think of it as selfish.
>>28002523
Jesus this is some cringeworthy shit, op
>>28002523
Please call this number OP:1 (800) 273-8255
here is what you to to self harm, dumb idiot:
bite your arms
it';s what I did when
>mum found the blood razors
>>28002637
This little dick has just outed himself as an underaged faggot.
>>28002637
Let me guess, your parents don't understand you?
>>28002849
and they tots took his iphone guys!
He's gotta kill himself now!
>>28002777
>destruction of the self is selfish
i wish i were capable of this level of mental gymnastics
go drown in your own cognitive dissonance you moralizing prick
>>28002902
who's gonna pay for the removal of your worthless carcass?
that's right, your mother. You're putting the burden on her. That's selfish.
>>28002937
is that honestly all you've got? pathetic
>>28002937
Better to exist while bringing her hardship and draining resources?
>>28002937
He's a NEET what do you expect? This fucking idiot doesn't understand the value of money. He's doesn't realize that death in family's is always devistating financial too.
>>28003044
>>28003000
>>28002999
>>28002777
Holy shit, impressive
>cutting is retarded
>when you want to kill you than for real
How the fuck do people stop someone from committing suicide?
Is she holding you tied up?
How are you posting this then?
>>28003066
do you have an extension that notifies you of dubs/trips or do you just habitually read post ids?
>>28003044
yeah make them shekel for Mr. Goldstein
>>28002999
>calling someone pathetic
>too pathetic to continue living
>chooses easy way out
You're pretty pathetic, you should run away and kill yourself somewhere where your poor mother won't have to spend her hard earned money to bury her ungrateful faggot son.
>>28002523
I seriously hate you fucking "robots" with parents who give a shit about you which you yourself don't care about.
if my parents gave a shit about me I wouldn't be so fucked up
>>28003103
Gotta love how people who don't have the balls to stand on the ledge of a roof have the arrogance to call people brave enough to end their lives pathetic.
>>28003098
Continue being this delusional, man child.
>>28003072
you stop them when shit gets real, its not like suicidal people just cut themselves the first chance they get, it takes some determination
sauce: my mom tried to kill herself
>>28003138
Lol if you consider achieving something as easy as death an act of bravery then you truly are pathetic. Everybody dies you stupid crybaby, nothing brave about it.
>>28003096
I'm not the guy you think I am
>>28003140
>un-ironically calling someone a man-child on /r9k/
u really are an sjw retard aren't you?
U DON'T BELONG HERE FAGGOT
>>28002544
>>28002571
>>28002583
>>28002592
>You have to suffer through unbearable pain just to appease others
Fuck off.
>>28003138
Better than people who don't have the balls to keep living so they have to jump off that ledge.
>>28003174
If it's so easy then put a gun to your and pull the trigger.
Jump off the roof of a building.
Put your head in that noose.
Oh, what's the matter? Can't do it? Guess you're a real man then, can't even pull through once in his life.
>>28003103
The only right anwser so far. OP, do this.
>>28002523
OP u wanna kill urself then u should go for it.
u won't because this is a gay fucking cry for attention
but i fully encourage it nonetheless
>>28003188
Calling someone a man child makes me an SJW
Wut?
Jesus underaged faggots are ruining this entire site.
>>28003233
fucking normies ruining this site
>>28003216
Lol why would I wanna do that when I'd rather face my problems then run away from them like a pathetic bitchboi.
>>28003233
>says the faggot trying to white knight on 4chan
>>28003070
english you fat slut
>>28003216
Lol this has been the worst rebuttal so far.
>>28003261
>confirmed for undercover cop
>>28003261
Stay scared ;)
>>28002523
op you're just dumb, all you need to kill yourself is a bed sheet and something to tie it to.
Make a rope out of your bedsheet and tie it to your closet rack, with little space between your neck and the rack while standing up. Then just kneel down and apply pressure till you suffocate. Suffocating is euphoric at the end, and it will knock you down and while you are knocked down you wont be able to get back up and you will die.
For a quick and rather painless death, I highly recommend overdosing on heroin.
>>28003212
You can only say that because you have never in your life known what it's like to have nothing.
Even at your worst you probably still had something good going for you, be it passion, companionship, talent, good looks, whatever.
You have NO IDEA what it's like to LIVE WITH NOTHING FOR YEARS AND YEARS, having NO REASON to live. NOT ONE REASON.
And you have the fucking gull to tell someone whose life is nothing but ever increasing misery and despair and rejection that they're cowards for not wanting to stretch their sorry existence several more decades to watch their entire family die and become decrepit and senile and too weak to kill themselves.
Don't have the balls to keep living my ass, you have no idea what you're talking about, I don't even know why you bother posting this shit.
Maybe because you're trying to feel superior, again? Not much to gain from feeling superiority over people you deem as the most pathetic of the pathetic.
Maybe you're rolling with reverse psychology bullshit, trying to do the right thing by convincing them to live an arbitrary amount of time more, even though all they get from that is more pain but it's all good because you feel happy over having done the right thing and prevented someone from ending their suffering.
>>28003261
You just can't comprehend it because you have something good going for you.
When your problem is being born the way you are the only way to face that problem is to kill yourself, and that takes more courage than you could muster up in your entire lifetime.
>>28003262
Not trying to white knight, I literally encouraged op to kill himself away from his mother to not burden her earlier in the thread. I never said he shouldn't take his pathetic life, I just pointed out that it is selfish cause it affects his parents in many ways.
>>28003291
will a belt on the doorknob do?
Top kek
OP is replying to other people calling them normies when people are applying logic to bait
>>28002999
What's pathetic is that despite arguing about arbitrary opinions about things that don't matter you haven't killed yourself already.
>>28003302
I know it's the normalfag advice but have you tried lifting
>>28003279
Why would a cop care about a pathetic self loathing, suicide thread?
Pls leave newfag
we can not help you we are not your mother or professional
>>28003330
doorknob is too low to the ground I think, but maybe laying down might do the trick. Tie it tight while kneeling, then lay down to suffocate yourself.
>>28003349
What?
That makes no sense.
Why wouldn't they, Not-A-Cop?
>>28003280
Stay crying about life
>Wahh no gf
I hate my life my parents don't understand me
>boohoo
Fucking crybaby underaged faggot
>>28003346
Yes, I have.
0 effect.
Please contact professional.
>>28002523
>cutting myself
you're a grill?
this whole thread is gay and stinks of junior high faggotry from both OP and his white knights
TOO MUCH NORMIES HERE, WHAT YOU ARE DOING ON /r9k/
>>28003302
>You have NO IDEA what it's like to LIVE WITH NOTHING FOR YEARS AND YEARS, having NO REASON to live. NOT ONE REASON.
Nigger there is always a reason to live. May it be family, friend, intrests ect. Find that fucking reason.
Don't even go on me about " You have had something for YOU!" I was mixed and ugly. But I was a fucking genius. Did I mention poor?
But I digress. Find something to live for faggot
>>28002523
>cutting
Why don't you just kill yourself like a man you dumb fucking faggot?
>>28003330
>will a belt on the doorknob do?
>Doesn't even measurement
>>28003302
Here we go! Another person on /r9k/ assuming he has the worst life in the whole world. I never said you shouldn't kill yourself, I encourage you to do it you. I just pointed out that it isn't brave, their is literally nothing brave about killing yourself. Quit using that as an excuse to justify your pathetic choice.
>>28003378
Look, we get it. You had a normal life, the problem is that we didn't, we never even had the chance to since the day we were born.
All you're doing is getting pleasure from making people's lives who are already shit even more shit by insulting them and making them feel like they're pathetic and that their problems are nonexistent.
So fuck off this board.
>>28003403
>>28003400
Hey, OP. Shut the fuck up for a second? We're having a serious conversation
>>28003322
Do you know me personally?
>>28003392
Word of advice to robots, never do this, don't ever go to therapists, they can't understand us in any form
>>28003418
>implying that taking a leap into the abyss isn't brave
go fuck yourself faggot it absolutely is brave
>>28003195
>mom won't buy you a new graphics card
>""""""""""unbearable pain""""""""""""
>muh reason to life
>life itself is meaningless and it doesnt matter at all
>when you have no friends or family
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28003376
I remember when I was 12, good ol days! Enjoy them while they last
>>28003418
Pathetic? In a life in which we've been deprived of the possibility of achieving anything, bet it love, family, friends, career, anything at all committing suicide is the only thing we can do that has any gravitas, any meaning at all.
You can rightfully call every single other second in your lives pathetic but you can not call the only moment in which we've ever done anything right pathetic.
OP you need Pete
>>28003418
What if, I blew up the ISIS headbase? That is LITERAL suicide. Because there is no way I'll get away with it, let alone survive.
But its brave af
>>28003477
kill me pete
rg3gwweuigniw
>>28003461
there's something not right about you
you're coming strong on the anti-suicide thing when you really shouldn't give a fuck around here
you keep saying almost the right slang, but not quite
you only hop into using the slang when people call you out
yeah, definitely something off about you
>>28003425
You weren't fucked from birth. You are living with your choices, no one else's.
you fucked yourself
>>28003461
Jesus, calling someone 12 as a comeback?
Alright fag, that's the path you chose I guess
Faggots contemplating suicide - please tell us how oh god so awful your lifes are, what hardships you go through on daily basis.
I'm genuinely curious.
>>28003444
>implying ending your life to escape your problems is brave
>>28003405
Congratulations on being born a genius. I wasn't. I'm just regular old ugly guy whose parents have been disappointed in him since the day he was, who has never had a single friend, got average grades at best, barely scraped by financially and don't even get me started on relations with the opposite sex.
Imagine that, a man born with nothing. Absolutely nothing.
Rejected by everyone, utterly disgusting and pathetic, not one talent or passion to call his own.
Every single day the loneliness gets worse and there is nothing to do to cure it.
And that person can find something to live for? No, he just can't and he should have every right to end his suffering.
>>28003519
>implying walking toward death with full knowledge that you're not coming back, is somehow cowardly
go fuck yourself social worker
>>28003233
You may not be an SJW, but "manchild" is shaming language commonly used by SJWs. Cut that shit out.
>>28003472
Holy Christ the self loathing in this post is oozing off my screen.
You're a pussy for quoting instead of trying to work on yourself.
You're going to deny this with a condescending comment but we both know it's true.
>>28003484
That would be brave.
You should do it!
>>28003558
u argue like a bitch
i bet u r one
>>28003521
As I said, find something to live for faglord.
There must be SOMETHING you like to do. Pick that one thing, and live with it.
It's your choice to pull the trigger, I just don't want to lose someone on 4chan, let alone on /r9k/. I love you fags too much
>>28003505
Oh absolutely, all my choices.
Which is why my single father beat me since I was 5, guess I was not up to snuff so I'll agree that was my own fault.
Being made fun of publicly almost everyday because I'm ugly and dumb, later deteriorating into getting kicked in my guts one week, getting a brick thrown at me the other, and having a cigarette put out on my chest.
I was asking for it though, shouldn't have made a the choice to not wear a bag over my head.
And my academic failures, can't put that on anyone but me even though hours and hours and days upon days have I studied just for chance for a C.
I fucked myself and now I have to face my choices, which is why suicide is a pretty good option to end this fucked up life relatively early on.
>>28003588
>don't want to lose someone on 4chan, let alone on /r9k/. I love you fags too much
Do ya?
This is why you're supposed to isolate yourself and cut off loved ones for maximum comfy death ya dummy.
>>28003500
Lol I never once expressed being anti suicide. All I've said so far is; you cannot claim suicide is brave and you cannot say it's not selfish, cause it is both of those things. I don't give two shits if you do it or not, I'm just stating the facts. You faggot are just getting upset that I'm ruining your delusions.
>>28003604
i agree completely! don't let that faggot social worker tell u what u can do with ur life brobot!
>>28003632
okay dickbag, it's fucking both of those things, now you can GTFO
>>28003558
Working on myself? What the fuck does that even mean?
Fucking life weights? Been there done that, hasn't changed a single thing.
Academic success? Surprise surprise, still the same pathetic worm I was before getting an arbitrary grade on an arbitrary test.
Working on my social skills, trying to talk to people? A humiliating failure every single time. I just can't talk to people.
So what the fuck should I do? The only way to fix this life is to have been born a different person, but I wasn't. I'm stuck being this pathetic retard for the rest of my life.
>>28003066
Good shit to you as well
>>28003533
That's not what suicide is, you're running from life cause you're not brave enough to handle it. That's incredibly cowardly, not even trying to white knight, just being objective.
>>28003539
>triggered
Fuck off manchild, this isn't your safe space.
>all these butthurt moralists ITT
>>28003609
Hell fucking yes.
You guys have brought me way too many keks
>>28003604
You still have the choice to leave that all behind and better yourself, idiot
>>28003588
There isn't ANYTHING I like to do, and there never will be.
I'm unattractive, unintelligent, talent-less, poor with no hobbies, interests or passions.
The only reason for me to stay alive was to start a family of my own, but besides the point that every woman I've known has rejected me I have also recently found out I'm infertile.
There is no reason for me to live, there just isn't.
>>28003695
What the fuck is that?
>"running away from life because you're not brave enough to handle it"
as if there is anyone left in our lives to prove anything to.
You do realize the only one experiencing this life is ourselves, right? We only have this one life but we're brave enough to take it, that is the bravest thing anyone can do.
>>28003652
Well based of this one fucking post I've already found the main things you need to work on, your self worth and confidence.
Bet you haven't tried that yet, dumbass
>>28003772
>The only reason for me to stay alive was to start a family of my own
Well, what are some problems with women you have? Also, face pic
>>28003810
You're obviously just a sadist and can't see past that fallacy.
>>28003724
All these edgy teens ITT
>>28003760
If he's retarded and ugly how exactly is he gonna do that? I want a genuine response because anti suicide fags seem to believe everyone has potential to raise their life to a happy standard when, observationaly that's not true. Unless you have an answer.
>>28003652
Anything is good as long as you are moving forward and improving your various stats, and while you are doing that, even staying the same pathetic worm during the process is okay.
But of course when you have been faced with such negativity in your life, it must have had a huge impact on you.
Maybe you were hugely affected by things mentioned in Philip Zimbardo's Demise of guys. Maybe all of us here are affected by it.
As for my advice for you, you need to make a friend. IRL friend, someone who lives close to you. Maybe you should make that your objective, and approach it in a way that is based on your position. Like approach a person, see what they like and dislike, hear their thoughts and opinions, share thoughts and opinions. And I have yet to do that as well.
My academic success did not make me feel any better about myself. But I feel like I finished something that was worth doing despite being the same worthless pathetic loser.
>>28003852
>butthurt moriie detected
>>28003251
Cry more. I take screenshots like this and send it to my m8s.
>>28003772
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh wow, you are hilarious. tell me more.
>>28004214
I pissed my pants once on my way home from school.
>>28002523
I'd be lying if I said I've never felt resentful for not being allowed to an hero whenever I want to
But you know what would suck even more? Having a mom who doesn't try to stop you out of indifference, or having a mom who actually wants you to kill yourself.
You can't win
>>28004148
>hey guys I'm pretending I'm a douchebag! Am I 4chan enough?!?
>>28004259
who hasnt?
Origomals
>>28004317
Lol keep enlightening us with your wisdom :^)
>>28004214
How is that funny? Did you arrive on 4chan like yesterday, newfriend?
>>28004342
Sure thing, sonny Jim!
Here's a great piece of wisdom, stop trying so hard
>>28004460
>Sure thing, sonny Jim
You're trying too hard ;)
>>28002544
Its selfish to make people live you dumb piece of shit.
>>28002571
Oh shut the fuck up with that over-used statemate. It has NOTHING to do with the situation what so ever.
>>28003652
>Working on myself? What the fuck does that even mean?
It means fix your mental illnesses.
Unfortunately there is no way to do this so the advice is another edition of "just b urself bro"
>>28004403
Yep, One of me mates showed me this play, Its pretty funny. I mean you guys are joking right?
Noone is this low in life.
>>28004548
>I mean you guys are joking right?
Joking about what? Also tell your friend I think he's a faggot.
>>28004519
>fixing autism
>fixing social anxiety
>fixing depression
>fixing mental illness
you cant fix the life of a robot
>>28004548
Fucking love this "we're all in on le joke right folks??" meme.
>>28003454
>strawman
>""""""""""""""argument""""""""""""
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS NOT ORIGINAL?
>>28004568
> he's
Hes a she.
and jking about being this low in life. Its impossible to be this bad in life.
Unlike if you are on hard mode. haha
>>28004700
>Hes a she.
Ok tell her she is a whore then
The rest of ur post is still 9gag quality so you will have to rephrase it if you want a serious answer.
>>28002937
They would've saved a lot of money if they'd never had me in the first place.
Fuck do I care what it costs them?
>>28004754
The "removal of your carcass" argument is so stupid I recommend you don't even reply to it.
>>28002523
>>28002523
u are just doing it for attention, lil kidde anon if you wanted to die you would just find a way to kill ur self or stop eating and die on your own if u was super depressed
I feel like people that don't think suicide is selfish never had a loved one die. My mother recently died of natural causes and that alone has made me incredibly sad and depressed. I can't imagine what it would be like for someone to experience a loved one committing suicide.
>>28002523
normies saying suicide is selfish. It's YOUR body kill it and hurt it as you will. burning is better than cutting OP feels like an orgasm
>>28004754
its actually cheaper since most are NEETs on parentbux
>>28004730
Lol, why so seris?
>>28004783
Feel like a broken record here but I have to repeat
There is literally nothing wrong with being selfish you dumb cunt.
Everyone is selfish all the god damn time, it is only used as a jewish shaming trick to prevent you from killing yourself so you can keep consuming like a good goy.
And here is another one for you. If it is 'selfish' to kill yourself, then why aren't you selfish for wanting someone who is suffering to remain around, just for YOU?
>>28004806
>Lol, why so seris?
Consider lurking /b/ for a couple of years before returning here.
The culture shock of going from 9gag straight into r9k is apparently getting to you.
>>28004842
If you make it through a life of suffering without killing yourself your reward in the hereafter will be great.
>>28004783
>/r9k/ having a loved one
>/r9k/ have empathy
>>28004893
>your reward in the hereafter will be great.
This is some next level cuckoldry.
Sorry Shlomo, but I think I'll just stick to tangible rewards in the present. Oy vey, I know.
>>28004806
don't post here or on this website ever again
>>28004893
No shit, its so easy to see the brighter side of things when you dont have the latter perspective. Its the other way around too. Just as killing yourself doesn't make sense to some people. Having hope doesn't make sense the depressed
>>28004929
The more suffering you experience in life the more God loves you. Life on earth is suppose to be a punishment, if you are punished greatly it only means that you will be rewarded for the punishment you received in the hereafter.
>>28004994
sure kike
>>28004994
Only a christian would agree with you
>>28005084
He's quoting the Quran.
>>28004994
>God loves you
>mfw
Allahu akbar my friend
>>28005097
only religious *
>>28005097
but allah want to see me dead
>>28004994
Catholics smdh tbqh
If this wasn't about punishing your mom you'd kill yourself outside of her house.
>>28004867
Nope, /b/ no fun, Here is great.
>>28003302
In other words, the guy's a fucking normie and he needs to get off this board
much bait, so normie, wow
fuck off op, you're just a normie
>>28002571
Nice meme my dude
>>28004572
>What is a psychiatrist?
Literally someone's job to fix all that (except the autism)
