>Ask to go to the bathroom
>Don't have to go
Who else /mischief/ here?
>hand cashier a 20
>they ask if I have anything smaller
>say no
>i actually do but want them to break the 20
>go to the toilet
>sign says wash hands
>don't
>did you have a good day anon?
>yes mum
Actually didn't have a good day and therefore deceived my mother.
>enter thread
>shitpost
>leave thread
>playing dota2
>chose spectre
>>28001823
>old highschool offers me free classes because i droped out during the last year and they want me to get my diploma
>tell dad im going to class
>hide in schools bathroom for two hours instead because im too ashamed to be there
>>28001911
what an anarchist
>>28001855
They shouldn't be asking for anything smaller to begin with. If they don't have change, they should get some, making you wait 5 to 10 minutes with a smug look on their face, saying "not my fault you don't have anything smaller and my drawer is empty"
>go to bathroom
>shoot up heroin instead
