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2016-04-20 15:34:34 Post No. 27999675
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2016-04-20 15:34:34
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>be me
>playing cs:go
>mummy and new chocolate daddy are wrestling downstairs
>suddenly get a hunger for tendies
>walk over to my GBP board through the shit jugs and piss bottles
>i have 40 GBP, enough for an extra-large chicken tendie meal
>i run downstairs to tell mummy
>"Mummy, mummy, I have 40 GBP! I want tendies"
>she says "Sorry anon, I'm busy, maybe you can cook the tendies that are in the freezer"
>youjustcrossedthelinebitch.png
>i run back to my room crying and screaming
>i grab my special $5000 golden katana
>i run back downstairs
>i scream "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! YOU FUCKING NORMALFAGS, SMELL MY SPECIAL DIAPEY SURPRISE!"
>chocolate daddy is confused
>i take off my diaper and throw it directly towards his head
>he screams and falls to the ground
>i then unsheath my golden katana and chop off his pee pee
>he screams even louder
>mummy leaves to take him to the hospital
>she says he could be blind and that they need to put his pee pee back on or something
>i wait 5 hours
>mummy comes back with an extra large chicken tendie meal and a mountain dew
>mfw
