>be europoor
>be 30yo
>get called to service my country
>havent left the house in 5 years
>last time I went to therapy I managed to do 3 sessions
>guy tells me I have severe personality disorder and paranoid dellusions
>stop going cause I think that he's out to get me
>dont have psychiatrist now
>have to show up in front of a commitee of actual worthy men and declare how much of a fucking mess I am
>have to find a psychiatrist to give me a paper confirming all that shit
>have to pay that doctor to do so since I'll show up out of nowhere and could easily be lying
>dont have literally any money
>father looks at me and I can see in his eyes all the crushed hopes he had for me and the shame he feels for bringing me into this world
>still dont know what to do cause Im pretty fucked up to even bribe a psychiatrist even if I had the money
>if I dont show up I get arrested
>>27998287
just go, prove them wrong.
:^)
>>27998306
thanks m8 youre a deus ex machina
>>27998287
>Go warcamp
>kill nigs
>Forever more a Hero
And then kill your dad
>>27998433
If I could do any of that shit I would've so far..first time they called me was fucking 10 years ago.
>kill dad
I dont want to kill my father, he's the man I always thought I could be, but that shit's not happening since im fainting just by going to the mini market which is literally 2 minutes away from my house
this whole ordeal is the most official way someone could come up to officially tell me Im a piece of fucking shit
>>27998287
> living in a country with conscription
lel Soviet Russia tier
>>27998485
Do it anway, faint a billion times. You will break or come out stronger, Or you can stay miserable.
Also don't kill your dad.
>>27998539
I dont think so
our country actually needs conscription and thats what makes it even more fucked up that I cant do it
if I thought it was meaningless I wouldnt have any troubles with it
>>27998539
this what the fuck, there are still countries in Europe that do that shit?
only shit countries do that, like russia, china, india and other shit holes
>>27998591
my country is shit tier atm so yeah
>>27998933
which one? why don't you emigrate
>>27998949
>emigrate
I cant even emigrate 25 meters away from my house man. Read the OP, Im the OP
>>27998287
>30
>get called to service
I thought this happens when you turn 18
>>27999288
too long to explain
you can get a "postpone" every some years
And the military is Chadcentral.
>>27998591
In Switzerland you are called for service too until 34 I think.
What country?
>go
>get veal
>proven unfit for use
>back home
>>27999676
I don't know Switzerland maybe?
>>27998287
Go into the military and then pawn your disability off as ptsd then they will medically discharge you and you could get benefits.
>>27999676
*eval
Who the fuck else corrected eval on this board?
>>27998287
Man, show up, just force yourself and it'll most likely be a helpful experience for you
At least you'll be doing something with your life man
just remember your flaws as a son are his failings as a father
