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I work at a government agency (NOT in USA) but still the databases
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I work at a government agency (NOT in USA) but still the databases are atomic joined updated or for a non IT guy the term "interconnected" would make more sense

It looks something like this, every person in the world has an unique ID that looks exactly like this (actually this is a real ID from a real person)
f0dfe3cd-5ebd-478f-aca1-75d1e2ab2926
Under legal requirement and signed authorized access we can make one query in a remote gateway that inner joins with thousand databases of UN (your local bureaucracy office info, IDs, fingerprints, where you live, banks info, etc) + surveillance (ISPs, Google, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Skype, etc) + mobile carriers + deployed "malware" in massive hardware + "deployed "malware" in main closed source OSs (windows, android, OS X, iOS) + some "malware" and "crypto weakness" in server/desktop software like Debian (this include sub types like ubuntu), freebsd, etc) + etc...

This is how the console looks likes...

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XXXXX-XXXX-DB-UID-XXXXX

Type '\c' to clear the current input statement. All sessions activities are monitored and logged.

sql> SELECT (regulated info required sometimes required by a judge) INTO OUTFILE suspect.file FROM (global databases repositories);
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then in "suspect.file" is everything you ever did online, every mail, every message, every picture, every video, etc... all that is dumped into an special super computer server who runs a special software with uses a very complex "regexs" syntax and is able to find whatever is looked for in just milliseconds.

TL;DR there is (almost) no need for black vans surveillance anymore, they know everything about you already. However there are some very special high profile cases where is necessary but thats less than 1%.
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>>27997189
Not only did you take the time to type out this autistic dribble but you didn't even do a good job of being correct or Kinda correct.

Your mother may tell you that you are smart but, this is all the evidence I need to know you are a human trash pile.

Forever banging your GF
-Chad
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>>27997223
Savage, normie.
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I'm an outlier in the system, seeing as I am the omnipotent god of this universe who has yet to release his latent power.
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>>27997394
Your dick has a standard deviation of -4 your fucking autistic loser.

-Chad
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>>27997189
As someone who actually studies compsci I can tell you are full of shit.
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>>27997223
>posting on /r9k/
yeah, not a chad, just a faggot
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>>27997189
Well, it's a good thing I live in the Congo.
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>android
>closed source
Nice meme

Also take your bloody medicine you schozoid.
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>>27998284
>schozoid
what are you even trying to say anon
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>>27998360
>what are you even trying to say anon
He obviously meant schizoid, retard
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>>27998432
But that would still be wrong? :-S
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>>27997189
Honestly not as bad of a thread as some of the other shit that gets posted here.

Easily the most autistic thread I've seen in weeks, nice job.
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>>27998573
How so my autistic friend?
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