Post loving messages from your girlfriend and the rest of us will live vicariously through you.
I'm on the spectrum, let her down and lie constantly. She says she wants to help me and will never leave.
>>27997156
from Monday
>>27997586
Now that's just fucking annoying
NEXT
I'm so sorry May I miss you now more than anything yet I know I'm probably a distant memory to you wherever you are. I still read through our old msn conversations and these worried emails you sent when I was a stupid idiot and hid from you for months until you didn't care anymore. I wish I had more to remember you by at the very least.
>>27997643
Why did you ignore her? She sounds sweet
>>27997460
She is just being idealistic. She will leave you once she snaps out of her retardation.
>>27997643
>all those curse words
hopeless and pathetic. Most likely manipulative as well
I can't. She browses and would laugh at me. Trust me, they're comfy as fuck, though.
>>27997586
She seems nice. Post something else unrelated.
>>27997618
>woman asking a man to come to bed and saying she love shim
>annoying to you
welp, at least we know why you're a robot
>>27997156
Here's this lads
>>27997643
>I still read through our old msn conversations
knowin this feel
>>27997669
I was a dumb ugly sperg who was scared of the idea that someone might actually love me and it stressed me out too much so I stopped seeing her and blocked her on everything so I didn't have to go through a relationship I wasn't mentally ready for or a breakup that would eventually happen because I'm a loser manchild who will never get an opportunity like that again and even if I did I'd fuck it up again somehow.
>>27997743
Here another. I got lots.
Does this count?
countblogs
>>27997783
Post your gf's cut up butthole or leave thread.
>>27997783
Lmao you recked her asshole?
>>27997743
Is your gf a tranny or a trap?
>>27997731
>they're comfy as fuck
Messages can't be comfy
What's with all these buttgirls??????
Tfw no buttgril
>>27997786
Ahaha we're so sarcastic and quirky. memes
You sound like two dorks that started hanging around eachother so they'd have someone to jerk off their cringe-worthy personalities while everyone else laughs at them or just tries to ignore the spectacle, unbeknownst to the both of you.
>>27997802
I sure did my dude.
>>27997832
They at least have a relationship, unlike us robots.
>>27997832
Oh it's known to both of us and we love it and the normies hate it.
>>27997822
Neither! Don't rude post. She's pretty bitchin desu.
>>27997832
go to bed pajeet
>>27997794
I would if I could lad. Sorry m8.
>>27997783
ay, does your username begin with K?
>>27997826
Oh, really? Because these elicit the same feeling as sipping cocoa next to a fireplace in your pajamas beneath an Afghan, on a dark, rainy day. I can't post them, of course but rest assured they're extremely comfy.
>>27997849
i thought she was because she used the word "cummies"
>>27997861
Nah mang
Prig
>>27997866
Oh god... Ever since she heard about it, she plays that mii app on her iPad and makes her character say cummies a lot and won't stop. She's a hoot desu...
>>27997883
>>27997786
God, I'm so glad ours walk the line between being sweet but not cringeworthy teen-core.
>>27997905
Right? Crazy shit. My girl is full on robot and I'm a cyborg. The crazy thing is we met on Xbox three years ago.
>>27997894
make her do a cover of the cummies song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZbQBfIkVQA
I'm too lazy to search further than yesterday.
Also i think the
"omg youre so perfect"
"No you are"
Couples are usually the ones that last the shortest time.
>>27997927
Eventually but she's asleep ATM. I'll ask about it when she wakes up. Thanks anon.
>>27997864
>Oh, really? Because these elicit the same feeling as sipping cocoa next to a fireplace in your pajamas beneath an Afghan, on a dark, rainy day. I can't post them, of course but rest assured they're extremely comfy.
Tell me about her. What is she like?
>>27997948
That's a cozy text dude.
>>27997864
I don't believe you
But I was wrong >>27997948 is comfy
>>27997894
Fucking hell I found the pics.
>>27997957
That's the problem. I can't give you anything. Like I said, she browses.
>>27998068
And one more
Orig
>>27998071
You afraid of your girl? That's pretty pathetic desu
>>27998071
>That's the problem. I can't give you anything. Like I said, she browses.
What if you add me on Skype and tell me?
More from >>27997643
The last email I ever got from her before I tried to fix things weeks after this email but she had already lost those feelings for me and we drifted apart for the last time.
>>27998044
>>27997957
This, basically
>>27997948
>Dear Robot, we ask that you accept this original comment and bless it for the good of our board. Amen.
>>27998095
Fuck that was hard to read. Sorry bro.
>>27998078
No, it's just kind of a cheesy thing to be caught doing by someone you know. That and she'd autism-out over robots seeing the dorky stuff she's said to me, not that I'm any better.
>>27997156
>tfw my gf worships my dick
Feels good man.
it's sad how you all have to rub stuff like this in the face of a guys and girls who involuntarily alone and most lost likely will stay that way because of circumstances out of their control.
i have a gf who i love dearly but my self esteem isnt that low that i feel as though i need to sink to this level to make myself feel better.
>>27998170
>>>27997156 (OP) #
>>yaaas
Dropped
>>27998220
Yeah ok kid
Orig
>>27998170
this is the worst one ITT. girls who get obsessed with a dick don't just like that dick, they like all dicks. she'll be fucking some other dude in 3 months, you just wait anon
>>27997156
i dont get loving messages, i get updates with "xx" at the end
>>27998170
Cringe/10 but whatever makes you feel good bud
tfw your gf is no fun
>>27998458
True love right here
>>27998458
She seems really cool. I want a girlfriend like her.
>>27998458
>>27998496
>you will never melt an ice queen's heart
Help.
>>27998231
>>27998380
>giving away the fact that you obviously never had gfs.
This is /r9k/ though after all
>>27998246
Let's pretend that does happen, which it wont, I'll just move to the next dick loving girl. And the process will continue until I find a dick living girl fit to be a wife and mother. Until then, I'll be emptying my nuts into which ever dick loving bitch I have.
Thanks
original
hfeuiagfineu
(this was after we broke up btw)
>>27998697
haha, crazy yandere ex
congrats bro
>>27998697
lmao, these are like the kind of emails i get
fucking retarded roasties
>>27998697
>M
>>27997643
>>27998095
>May
Uh oh
>tfw they don't respond for an entire day leaving you standing around like a stupid fucking cuck
>tfw ego so fragile you want to end relationship over it every time but can't because people would laugh at your excuse or get mad at your excuse
>>27998673
>implying you can get girls that easily
>implying you won't be crushed when you find out your girl has been sucking cocks behind your back and taking loads to the face
good luck, anon. you're going to need it
>>27998697
Fuckin player
Too lazy to look for other stuff. Her name is tired because she always says she's tired and I'm like "hi tired I'm anon"
>>27998759
>being this mad that you've never have and never will touch a girl, and others have and will continue to with ease
That's not my fucking fault faggot.
Luck is for fucking losers btw.
I don't get cheated on. Im the one that's cheated with.
>>27998735
That wasn't her name; sorry.
>>27998170
>yaas
Normalfag please vacate
>>27997156
total cutie
>>27998795
>bragging on the internet
>bragging on /r9k/ of all places
Whatever makes you feel better, anon.
>>27998697
People still communicate via Email?
>>27998220
I'm a hopeless KV and I like reading these. It gives me an insight into what relationships are like. Maybe I can even learn how to interact with girls better.
>>27998795
wew
i haven't even hinted at being mad, anon, but you seem a little stressed out.
>>27998819
Tbh I come here quite a bit to feel better about myself
>>27998876
wait is desu back?
or is that just if capitalized
Tbh
sigh 3bh
not my gf but bewbenwe
>>27998876
That's just pathetic.
love and affirmation
>>27998697
>Why is it that I said "I love you" and you said "I want to have sex with you"
Nice one
>>27997905
You know you've found a decent one when you can talk about your shit in the open and you don't have to maintain a front of superiority.
The thing about the way people criticize out of context quotes in this thread is more telling about the sorts of entrapments you have yourself sealed in, where you have to act a certain way with people around you, you have to be as cool and trendy as possible or you won't be liked.
Which is sad and doesn't make for a healthy relationship.
Would wager most robots would take a roastie that can talk about her poop over one that requires you read up being an ever ironic nu-male repressed cooldude.
>>27998919
I don't really think it's in intentional. I think it's like a subconscious thing and I don't realize it till after. Either way 4chan is pathetic in general so am I really worse than anybody else? Idk maybe. It doesn't matter
We mostly just spam this or thumbs up while he's at work.
Oh I recently got a gf and thought our flirting was a bit weird but now it seems a bit standard.
I'd post it butit's in Spanish
U r so funny at times
>>27998999
This and the entire thread in general makes me feel a relatioship would be far too much for me.
I can hang out and be around someone but I can't constantly have demands on me to send instant messages routinely like that.
Actually right now I feel like I just want someone to hug while I'm sleeping. Can you have pretty much just that in a relationship?
>>27999090
>>27998999
p.s. Nice almost get.
>>27999090
>every single person is the same and wants every relationship activity to the same as other people's
>I'm the only person in the world who doesn't want to send instant messages constantly
this is autism. you have autism.
>>27999090
This isn't a must. We're just spamming, basically shitposting. We're not doing it as a requirement to feel loved or whatever the fuck, no need for that.
Just think of it as shitposting cause we have that kinda sense of humor.
>>27998999
Here's another example.
>>27999117
>you have autism.
No I got tested and they decided they can't
Rekt.
>>27999123
>>27999117
>it's less intensive than this
Yeah but this is somehow representative right? And how would you respond if you had been doing that and just stopped sending those cutesy emoticons?
I just don't feel it's likely people in general have relationships which are as passive as I imagine would suit me most of the time.
>>27999171
Now that's plain weird. Multiple times a minute for how long?
>>27999186
>can't
tell.
Keep em coming Chads.
>>27997643
Rip robit
Maybe some of us weren't destined to gf
>>27999186
>Multiple times a minute for how long?
>I can't constantly have demands on me to send instant messages routinely
you're so autistic. don't worry about relationships.
>>27999186
He's usually working, sometimes gets some minutes off and spams me with some sticker or thumbs up, I spam him back, then he goes back to work or I do.
i guess this sorta works
She's eternally tired, it's p cute
>thread where roasties & chad post their exploits
You have /b/, /soc/ and /int/. Fuck off.
she's a qt3.14
>>27998783
Those kinds of cringey messages kind of make me contempt with being alone.
>>27999365
Wrong word bud
>>27999090
We sit with a call on skype open most of the time, but arent actually always interacting. We seldom text or IM unless it is something important (ie when i will be off work, call me at x time, or a little message of reassurance before an important/anxiety inducing event). We can be "alone" together, basically.
We do not live near each other yet, but frequently talk of holding while lying in bed, sleeping, napping like it will be the greatest thing. Or just lying against the other doing laid back activities like games or reading. Sometimes we read to each other over skype.
>>27997156
He is a gay male and im a straight male.
To me he is a good friend but he is pretty much in love with me.
I feel so guilty for keeping in contact with him, knowing that i can never give him the relationship he wants.
Sometimes i wish i could just turn gay but every fibre of my body finds it repulsive
>online relationshits
Been there done that.
Just have her pay for your plane ticket, fuck her, and break it off. It,s not worth it lmao. 2 wasted years of my life, even though we saw each other twice
>all these fags ITT who think their online bullshit even counts
Hahahah
>>27997156
You can find a fucking girlfriend that likes the same bullshit as you do /r9k/, i once thought it was impossible but now i can see the light.
>>27999657
Why the fuck does she say lol too much
Makes me think she has zero self awareness and is a mindless whore
I would post in this thread be she never loved me, and things fell apart.
She wanted to be friends afterwards but I didn't want that.
...fuck
>>27999578
>being mad that you can't find a girl to love you while doing nothing but sitting infront of a computer
>you have been given the ability to be connected with billions of people in an instant and still can't find anyone to say nice things to
>read this entire thread
I just woke up and I already want to go back to bed to avoid feeling. What a way to start the day.
why can't i feel this feel
>>27999707
Some people use that to express 'don't assume the negative interpretation of this'. Like when 'she' says that her eyes are burning it can either be adding detail to the situation and a minor complaint or it can be 'wow I really really gotta go to bed now, this burning sensation in my eyes is reason alone' .
Poor example maybe. But you get the point.
>>27999750
Wrong, friendo.
I posted my chat in this thread.
Sorry to burst your bubble kiddo.
People in online relationships have never been in a relationship.
Maybe slightly cringey now that I reread it but we're both tired, goodnight /r9k/, feels good to have made it
>>27997156
What my ex boyfriend texted me last. I made the mistake of getting back together with him, breaking up, then staying friends with him despite him cheating on me, so I just left him in the past once the new year started.
I have nothing to do all day because we don't hang out anymore, but I'm happier.
This is a girl in Japan. We're not dating and I've never met her, but we skyped a bunch of times the last few years. I'm too poor to visit, but I'm about to set up a gofundme soon so hopefully that will help a bit. That's the context of her message.
Little does she know, I wasn't joking
>>27997156
"I don't feel good by myself, I miss you too much. I miss you so much it hurts."
They are a bastard and love is a joke I wish I was single but I'm too much of a cuck to adamantly break it off. Yes, I should get off this board.
They are pretty abusive and lie constantly and troll me irl for their own kicks. The sex is shit. They aren't particularly good looking. Someone please take.
>>28000030
Wow she sounds amazingly nice. Hmmmm East Asians.
Today I walked up to a monument on a really really steep hill. When I got there I saw a pair of male underwear and 2 empty drink bottles. I'm just a friendless KHV NEET watching life from the window while everybody else is living it.
>online shit
Hahahaha you fucking nerds. This is pathetic unless you actually consummated it in person
>>28000229
Thanks for the advice, Chad.
Kill yourself.
>>28000152
At least you're healthy enough to walk up a steep hill. A lot of Amerifats probably can't do that.
>>28000135
She's the sweetest thing. Here's a more recent, short message.
>>28000607
So cute. What does she do?
JUST fuck my shit up senpai
Origami
>>28000874
suck dicks for money
pls donut mute me ;~;
>>28000977
>papa bear
Why do we allow these humans to live?
>>27997846
>gf
>robot
You're both just autistic
>>27998990
Those post are 100% pure autism and most likely fake
hey guys i got a gf too
look
>>27997832
at least they're not alone
>>27998138
>caring what random anonymous people think about other random anonymous people
>being cyber cucked this hard
>>27999434
That sounds really good actually.
I had recently woken up when I wrote that so perhaps I was just tired. Because what you're describing is not that different from the impression I had.
>>27998829
Most relationships aren't like this unless your underaged or autistic.
Everything I read so far was cringe worthy
>women see that words are cheap
>use them to trick robots
>they're all fucking Chad on the side if you're LDR
>if you're close they're just using you for temporary comfort
It's horrible.
>>28001049
This is the kind of thing I'm talking about. Or are you serious, she's a literal prostitute?
this text confused me because i got drunk and was an asshole to her on the night in question
>>27998991
>am I really worse than anybody else?
Yeah you are. You're at a different hierarchy of pathetic losers.
>>27999090
Get a friend with benefit.
Sex and cuddling without the autism
>>28001251
Post your superior experiences. Please anon we need help with this.
>>28001343
Sounds easy enough. Just get an fwb, sure. I'l get right on that anon. Mind giving any suggestions what store I can pick up an fwb?
>>27999907
I can keep you occupied ;)
Weeks if you're lurking this thread you're a faggot
Being unemployed sucks when you're a normie
>>27999907
>then staying friends with him despite him cheating on me, so I just left him in the past once the new year started.
Why can't you be friends with someone like that? I don't think it matters at that point.
Really you got back together, it means at least one of you sissies cared little enough about that to get together again.
>>28001371
It's just conversations without the autism. Plus we don't text much unless it involves hanging out or meeting up.
I only advised you to try and get a fwb if the relationship seems to much for you. It's one step under a relationship.
>meet a girl
>hang out
>make a move
>"hey, I'm not looking for anything serious. You cool with that?"
>yeah sure
Congratulations, your in a fwb now.
>Mind giving any suggestions what store I can pick up an fwb?
I met mine at work. People at work tend to fuck around because they see each other so often. So there a lot of flirting/sexual tension.
Or school. Try apps?
Maybe expanding your social circle.
>>28001545
Ok I'l keep this in mind.
Apps is probably my best option though.
you normies are fucking pathetic.
>>27997586
>dearest
ugh. dropped
>>27997643
>I'm so worried and scared
>I miss you so so so so much
>I love you FOREVER
overly attached creep
>>27997743
>>27997783
>cummies for dessert
>i stopped leaking btw
>just finished pooping
and there goes my appetite
>>27997786
>thick steamy poo slides out
this shit (no pun intended) gets worse with every anon
>>27997948
>I make you sound like a cancer patient
how fitting, considering your gf is cancer
>>27998095
>you deserve a real girlfriend
>it's not like we would marry even if you said yes
>sorry I creeped you out
white beta female? well, that's a change
>>27998170
>are you going to fuck me today?
no, I'm listing some stupid cringey conditions instead which make me wonder why you even wanna stick with me
>>27998458
>bae
your "gf" is right, James, shut the fuck up and stop texting her
>>27998783
>full grown puppies aren't puppies
made me laugh. cutest so far. not really that hard to achieve, considering those other texts
>>27998697
>>27998801
HOLY snapples, this is hell of a creepfest. don't even know what to quote. I feel sorry for you, man.
>>27998814
>roastie
a fembot gf? disgusting
>>27998980
>hfdijgfsdfjlsdfsk
your gf is clearly retarded. i guess typing her bullshit into a greentext makes me even more so. well played
>>27998999
>>27999171
>thumbsup.jpg
ayylmao xD
>>27999274
>Babby
>Awakeennn
>I luh u
>Papa bless
the hell am I even reading?
I'm done with your shit /r9k/
girlfriend my ass
I want normies to fucking leave this board, you bragging pieces of shit.
Hm.
This was the only thread I have ever read to make me cry.
Fuck, that's pathetic.
she makes good sandwiches
>>28001693
how so? there is not one functional couple in here.
This makes me not want a gf. Why do you even communicate outside letting each other know when you want sex? This shit is cringeworthy and fucking gross
>>28001680
>missed call
>unread message
GTFO
>>27997752
i think you should get back in touch if you can. even if its just for friendship. to do just block her on everything probly broke her heart more than you being retarded every once in a while could of
>>28001753
please fuck off you pathetic brag posting normie shit.
>oh guys look at good my life is haha wow guys me and my gf luv each other haha
Faggot.
>>28000874
She's currently an elementary math teacher. She wants to teach English. I think she's like some kind if teacher's assistant or something like that.
>>28001746
You have to remember most of these posters are white
Wow you people seem very very young. Those conversations are really immature. Is that how love is supposed to be? Any actual adults here want to post their chat log?
>>28001732
jesus fucking christ they never understand, do they.
>>28001857
>actual adults
>chat log
>>28001810
So does that mean they have to act like they're subhuman needy nu males?? I don't get it.
>>28001857
Most are internet long distance relationships. It will never last
>>28001809
>nice friend
You're friends.
Maybe you know this. But it's /r9k/
The greatest complement I've ever recieved
>>28001796
>implying i posted a screenshot in the thread
>implying i have a gf
>not explaining the missed call
>>28001857
Any reference about memes makes their age obvious.
>>28001921
From the dentist, you douche nozzle.
>>28001857
There are non-immature conversations posted in this thread, but they aren't as interesting as the train wreck cringe fests found in the majority.
>>28001885
I should have elaborated.
White people *on 4chan*
So that's a tornado of cringe and autism mixed with weebo shit.
H E L P, what do I say back??
>>28002080
>That wasn't a dream.
>You should really upgrade your home security.
>>28002080
Do you want to give him a handjob?
>>28002080
If Chad
>ignore, block
If robot
>ask to come over
>tfw you are too dead for relationships of any kind
>>28001895
She wanted me to visit over Christmas last year. She lives alone and the day after Christmas is the day when most Japanese have sex. She also mentioned taking me to a hot spring.
Original comment famalia
>>28002300
I luh you bbpoo
Xxxoooxx
This thread made me realize that me and my women almost exclusive txr each other about food, when we are heading back from work, and who is pissing us off. Aside from some I love you's and emoticon silliness, it reads like overly friendly coworker's. I assume it's cause we've live together so long.
>>28002100
>Do you want to give him a handjob?
not in a million years!
Have any of the faggots who call this shit "cringeworthy" ever been in a relationship before?
Just asking
>>27998801
It's Maggie somethingwey
>>28002561
Correct. I really should've censored that shit better.
>>28002313
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK OFF CHAAAAD
>>28002610
>Implying that pic is me
>>28002366
Then just say fuck off then, why the hell are you asking here you dumb bitch?
Women truly are insufferable.
>>28002645
Dude, that truly is assburger to use another man as a profile pic
>>28002648
>Women
M8...
>>28002684
Its my contact pic, why would I want to see my ugly ass face everytime I send a message
>>28002710
But, it's a attractive female on the other end.
How does this work?
>>28002737
If I weren't a super manlet (5'3") ID probably be conventionally attractive.
But I'm in shape, funny, good looking, just short af. Also kinda an autist when I'm not in small groups of people
>>27997156
>babe i'm crying rn
what a fucking cheap bitch
>>28002798
What happened
What did she get from a friend, some cummies?
So many of these "gfs" are in touch with obscure memes. What's up with that?
How do I find a gf that I can shitpost together with?
>>27997460
You must be one good looking moherfucker
>>28001794
I would have done that a long while ago if this didn't happen 5 years ago and if she didn't make new email addresses and accounts on EVERYTHING all the time. I can't find anything using her old emails or user names that has been updated in the last couple years. I knew her when she was in university so I never knew where she /actually/ lived and I can only imagine she's changed her phone and number numerous times since then so I won't even bother trying that.
Either that or she died...
Had to crack open my old phone for this since we don't text often. She basically lives with me.
>>28003054
Because they're all internet "relationships", in half of them the girl is probably some fag pretending. For some reason /r9k/ thinks long distance and internet things are equivalent to a real relationship where you see them in person almost every day
>>28003889
This is also why there are those threads where guys claim they will "date" any girl who posts, because they literally believe an online relationship is meaningful
>>27997703
>says fucking once
please kill yourself
I don't know how much of this shit is fake but they are all to gaddamn cringe. It actually made me feel better about >tfw no gf. Also I understand that you are having sex but sexting or any mention of sex in your messages makes you look degenerate and your gfs whores.
I'm sorry I couldn't be the girlfriend you wanted me to be. I'm sorry you didn't feel like you could communicate with me, and that you were scared of me. I'm so sorry.
I hope we can catch up at some point. I don't think I will ever want to date you again, but it meant a lot to me to hear you say that you knew I would get better, and that you'd like to hear about it later on down the line. Maybe you will change your mind. That would be nice.I left my hat at your house. I think I last saw it under the corner of your bed. I also can't find the hat I wore at Halloween. I hope you don't throw them away. They mean a lot to me, so please ship them back to me if you can.
>>27998783
>she always says she's tired and I'm like "hi tired I'm anon"
Dad get off 4chan
>>27998738
You know my feel... its a bad feel...
Came home on my birthday to this on my door and her waiting for me in my bed.
Old screenshots.
Not stupid and cutesy, which I prefer.
>>27999784
>'she'
lmao is that your steam boyfriend?
>>27997948
>no one will ever care about your health
>I could get stabbed and bleed out for days
>no one would notice
>>28004409
THAT isn't stupid or cutesy?
>we aren't talking
>k
>k
>are we talking yet?
>no
>k
>we're still in a fight
This is the weirdest one in this thread.
>>28004507
I don't think it's cutesy.
What's weird?
>>27999274
>pappa bless
Stop pls
>>27997883
You two have some great chemistry, I hope your relationship is a longlasting and fulfilling one, anon
>>28004520
>What's weird?
feel stale to me, but i'm not the anon you're replying to.
>what's weird
no affection
>b-but that's just how we do xD
no.
>>28004520
dude that's super cutesy. like imagine actualy adults talking like that. you cant right?
this goes back for months and months. I would block him but it's fun to read sometimes :-)
>>28001486
Who even takes these pics?
Who gives rifles to monkeys??
>>27998906
is that fucking deviantart
>>28004631
I can, because we're both adults.
All of our conversations have a sarcastic tone to them, desu.
I'm talking about cutesy in terms of constantly calling each other pet names and ranting about how we'll be together forever ft. emojis.
This morning.
They do feel good, man
>>28004205
She sounds yandere
Is she yandere?
>>28004698
Nope, relationship ended mutually and we're still
friends.
She eventually dumped me.
>>28004777
I figured it was either yandere, or that.
I noticed that her letter was quite matter-of-fact in tone and a bit devoid of passion, almost like a teacher's notes on their student.
When a girl speaks like that I notice they're either a batshit insane superdevoted yandere or just not in a very passionate relationship.
People that have girlfriends that are still posting here are even more pathetic than robots.
>>28004692
I genuinely feel like I'm more likely to win the lottery than to receive a text like this.
>>28004819
It was pretty passionate at the time. She's a scientist, though, and she'd never write in anything less than complete matter-of-fact sentences.
>>28004616
If the text messages with your significant other have to be dripping with syrupy words and heart emojis all of the time, you have a very weak relationship.
>>28004819
what does a passionate letter look like?
She pegg me
>>28005028
lucky man describe her
>>28001247
I am noticing we do not communicate like most of what is posted in this thread, which feels very fake or forced to me. Almost as if they are trying to convince themselves there is something there? Or play a part, act how they believe they should act. Or maybe they just function differently.
But i am very low key and so is bf.
>>27998458
Thanks for the laugh, familiano
>>28005100
A foot shorter that me (I'm 6'5"), long brown hair that goes down to her thighs; green eyes, perfect butt, and big boobs.
Shit got stupid in our relationship, and I could barely call it a relationship. I was afraid I was losing her and told her I wanted to talk to her after a week of not talking to her and being generally pissed off. We talk, and things go so much better than expected. I went in with the impression that I was going to break up with her on the spot, but I laid out everything wrong, then an hour later we found ourselves laying on the grass in the park in eachothers arms looking up at the stars. A shooting star passed and we both made wishes that we wouldn't tell eachother. That night she sent me this.
>Im writing this because I didnt have the guts to say it to you. I like you, I like you alot. Your smile, laugh, the few times I can get you to laugh when youre being tickled by me. I'm sorry if I mess things up (which I do alot). You are the closest person I have gotten to at B----. I promise to never insult you in anyway. I understand if you just want to be friends (even though I don't). I'm sorry for everything.
I wished that moments like the ones we shared holding eachother under the night sky and other tender moments that we share could last forever, but I'm leaving soon and I'm likely not going to see her much after that.
>>27999657
>Europeanbots got a chance
Fuck you
Here's another lads
Orig
>>28005141
>Almost as if they are trying to convince themselves there is something there? Or play a part, act how they believe they should act. Or maybe they just function differently.
>But i am very low key and so is bf.
Probably just them who are desperate people desu.
That's the norm here.
What do you call a 5 year relationship with hugs, handholding and almost kissing and telling each other I love you? Is she my ex guys? She tried to kiss me but I pussied out.
>>28005257
>long brown hair that goes down to her thighs
disgusting
My wife and I are weird.
I live in a Spanish speaking country but I have a message that says.
>hiiii
>I hope you have a nice day :)
I think it's the sweetest text I've ever got. I received it on a Friday morning and my day was nice as fuck.
>>28005441
Your texts are so revealing of how really old you both are, holy shit.
Cringe.
>>28005396
You call it a complete failure of manhood.
>>28005441
how old are you guys?
COMENTO FUCKING ORIGERNIO
The thought of any girl ever even wanting to talk to me let alone having those kinds of feelings towards me is so alien
>>28004205
>at first thought it was one of those name poems
>read down the line
>Sceafscsh
the idea of Sceafscsh as a name is very funny
>>28005479
28 and 27.
>>28005558
get out gramps
>>28005564
Don't get mad because I can legally buy things like guns and booze and you can't.
>>28005627
You text like forty-year-old's.
