>in class
>someone breaks in with a gun
>manage to disarm then and blow their brains out
>now that the attention on me, exclaim, "Now I know what you're all thinking. Anon saved us, right? Wrong. The real enemy can only be defeatedby killing myself, as it has already infested my body. I can't let it escaped. So to that cutie in the back with long brown hair, Allie or whatever, This one's for you!"
>blast my head clean off with a shotgun
>kek
>>27996940
>once I imagined saving everyone from the shooter
>now I imagine I'm the shooter
>>27996940
Wow, that was the first genuinely laughable post I've found here in a while. I laughed heartily, in fact. Thank you for this.
>>27996940
>implying you'd get a quiet moment to hold your cringy speech in a situation like this
>>27996995
I think everyone would be in shock for a few moments so long as it hapoened relatively quick.
>>27996987
Glad you got a good laugh out of it lad.
>go to ex girlfriends workplace
>slice wrists in front of everyone
>become reincarnated as gay guy
If I was gay I probably would have never had oneitis because of how outstanding the gay dating market is currently
I mostly just think about getting loaded and burning myself to death. Only problem is immolation isn't too effective of a method
>>27996940
>Mum walks into my NEET HQ to find my corpse hanging from a leather belt wedged into my wardrobe door.
>"Fuck you, Mum, there's no verbal reposte to this" is written across my wall in black permanent marker.
