I got caught fucking my cousin robots, fuck
>be 18 y/o kv
>me and my parents are visiting my grandpa for his birthday
>cousin and her single mother live literally next to my grandparents
>cousin is a year older than me
>whole family is eating and talking boring shit
>me and my cousin slip out to watch tv in her house
>as we were watching tv she asks me if i've ever done it with a girl
>say that i've never had sex with a girl yet but it's not bothering me
>she looks me dead in the eyes and says that she could "teach me" how to do it
>cousin is a 8/10 goddamn and those boobs and ass
>don't know what to say
>before i mutter anything she pushes me down on the couch and starts kissing me
>just go along with it, too shocked to even react
>be awkwardly kissing her right boob, she actually told me that she has another boob fir me to kiss
god samn i want to kill myself just remembering that
>keep kissing her, touching her etc for another 5 minutes
>not actually fucking her tho
>hear steps on the first floor (we were doing it on the second floor)
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
this is how i die senpai
>i wasnt even naked so i just tried to hide my raging boner
>she was wearing only panties and was rushing to get dressed
>hear steps going up the stairs
fuuuuuck mee just kill me senpai, seriously considered jumping out of the window
>her mother enters the room
>cousin could only put on her pants and her bra
>obvious boner
Oh shit
>her mother tells her her to get dressed and come downstairs
>i just stand there while she dresses in silence
>we both come down on the first floor
>my aunt escorts us back to my grandparents's house for the cake without saying anything
>eat cake in silence, our faces were fucking red
>my aunt doesn't mention anything about what had happened yet
>father drives me and my mother back home
>i don't know if my aunt told my parents about what'd happened, but my parents have been giving me weird looks since the party
Jesus Christ robots what do i do?
>>27996652
Go back and finish the job u shit
Nobody seems to have decided you were a rapist or levied consequences on you.
The worst of it is over.
I mean, they'll assume you'd been fucking her in secret for years, and Christmas is going to be weird, but relax.
Try to get a date for the next family function, even if it's a platonic female friend, just to put everyone at ease.
call her and fuck her in a hotelroom you idiot
your parents are mad because you were caught not because what you were doing
>>27996705
Knowing my bitch of an aunt she probably spread the word to the whole family and her friends
Jesus christ just the thought of my grandpa knowing that i fucked my cousin makes me want to commit sudoku
>find a gf
good luck to me senpai
>make a friend blah blah
>implying i have a female friend
i'm planning to just tell them i'm gay or something
>>27996705
>sound advice here but he forgot to add that you should fuck your cousin on the down low for some good sexual experience. Plus it's taboo as fuck, not something i'd ever do but i heartily encourage you to bow to your baser instincts anon.
>>27996771
I didn't know your power level, you seem to turn on your cousin well enough.
Feel bad for you that u got caught OP.
I got a thing with cousin too right now and we dread that somebody will find out
>>27996771
>this could also work
>>27996652
Go back and fuck her, then jump out the window if you still feel the urge.
I made out with my cousin and groped her when we were drunk 6 years ago. I was 20 and she was 28 at the time
10/10
Would recommend
>>27996771
>Knowing my bitch of an aunt she probably spread the word to the whole family and her friends
Why would she tell people that her daughter fucked her nephew? That's incredibly humiliating for everyone involved
>>27996785
On the bright side I now know that it is actually possible for girls to even consider getting intimate with me.
I'm not oscar wilde but i'm not really ugly either, i guess
>>27996835
She tells my parents who tell my grandparents who tell someone else etc.
That's what happened when my uncle found my porn stash when i was 15.
Before i knew it my whole family knew i was into ebony jesus christ
>>27996890
>i was into ebony jesus christ
I misread this and died
My sides are in space
>>27996842
>I'm not oscar wilde
That's your gold standard?
A portly homosexual from the nineteenth century?
>>27996918
>"Come, my child.....make dat ass clap"
Your family won't believe that you're gay.
They've found your ebony porn and you trying to fuck your cousin.
>>27997016
At least she was legal
First or second cousin?
>>27996890
>ebony jesus christ
>>27996652
you're grown adults wtf, who cares what your family thinks, fuck her immediately, like right now
You're not blood related, are you?
>>27996652
What is so wrong about fucking your cousin?
If it was his sister I would get it but cousins, whatever.
>>27997068
>>27997077
Superman wouldn't fuck his cousin.
>>27997073
Forgot pic le epin proginale comment
>>27997050
First cousin
If she isn't too ashamed, meet up with her and fuck. What is there to lose? They all think you did it anyway.
>>27997091
>letting the krypton people die out because he doesn't fuck his cousin
Superman confirmed for genociding his own people like a true cuck
>>27997115
>get weird boners every time they allude to incest on Always Sunny
>but it's still gross
>>27997091
he said marry not fuck desu
>>27996652
Honestly I dont think its that big of a deal. Even you went through with it and fucked her, its actually fairly common and is only a real issue if you get her pregnant. Also any chance of you posting photos of her? Just the body would be enough
>>27996678
this x1000
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