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>you will never, ever experience what it's like to be a Chad for a day
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>>27995642
I am a Chad already.
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>>27995642
if you eat his heart you gain his courage
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I'd settle for chads hairline.
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i did once, at an edm festival after candyflipping, i'm tan, got a decent body (tho laughable by /fit/ standards), but also a manlet and usually introverted as fuck when not on some stimulant
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>>27995642
ur right. i won't get cucked by stacie. thanks for the reminder OP. good lookin out
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>>27995642
hes a robot

fuck originality
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>>27995642
>imagine actual attractive women wanting to fuck you at first sight
>imagine your personality, income or social status being irrelevant
>imagine your genetics being the key to every pussy you want
>imagine being good looking

feels good
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>>27995891
>feels good until you remember you actually have to work for your pussy
>then it feels bad man
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>>27996080
>then u remember that women only ever want to cuck u anyway
feels good again
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>>27996080
It;s all perpetual loneliness while your body alongside your aspirations and potential slowly rots and withers away.
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>>27995642
I'm jealous as fuck of his hair and beard

>have jewfro, really thick and curly, can't even let it grow much and my styling options are really limited
>patchy beard, barely any moustache

>tfw will never be able to rock a glorious mane of long flowing hair
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>>27996454
>tfw used to have hair almost down to my back, golden blonde, thick as fuck
>then temples started going to shit and front side in general thinned
>had to buzzcut it last summer
>had to keep buzzcutting it once a week

Anyway here's the dude's instagram. He is a good looking cunt.

https://www.instagram.com/brockohurn/
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>>27996525
Well my only saving grace is that at least I'm not balding anytime soon. Both my grandparents are in their 70s and none of them is balding. Anyway this fucking guy

>6'7"
>god tier face aesthetics
>toned body
>dat hair
>dat beard

Mirin hard
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I am growing my hair long atm but i didnt think it would be as long as that dudes, might have to rethink it now he has some nice pics.Don't care for the muscles or body.
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>>27996525
What does this guy do for a living? Does he just get paid to be Chad?
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>>27996614
Online fitness coach and modeling.
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>>27995673
Post pic plz.
I need to jerk off
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>>27996525
how old is he?

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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I've always wanted to be really Chaddy so I can just reject girls. I want to be a rich playboy who's a virgin by choice instead of an incel like I am now.
>but if you want to reject girls are you really incel?
Yes because I don't have the option.
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>>27995642
>tfw you will never be stacey

I should just slit my wrists
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>>27996693
Google says August 19, 1991

>he is literally couple of months younger than me

Why did you make me look this up
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There must be more to life than being really really really ridiculously good looking.
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>>27996709
I really think we need another word than Stacy.
Because Stacy is a bitch who got conventional appeal. Chads are just chads, they're attractive but their completely undefined in personality. They're defined by being physically attractive rather than something broader like Stacy.

Guys don't care about looks that much.
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I bet women cry and bleed when they fuck him
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>>27996721
He's got a few years on me. Still time to catch up. I don't want to get left behind.
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There is something really unmanly about doing this all day. Also his blue eyes make him look soulless.
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>>27996853
There is. Guys should be doing cool things instead of just hanging out like girls would.

He should be bringing his laptop to the beach and be programming topless or whatever.
Or maybe not that, that's what I'd do.

Some sort of intellectual pursuit though.
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>>27996853
>Brown-eyed shitblood detected.
Your eyes don't look deep and soulful, they just look like dark voids of generic nothingness.
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>>27995642

this guy is a legit chad.

self-made, shred as fuck, perfect genetics, perfect hair, perfect face, he's not super-rich but he's well-off.

i guess for him putting his dick in a 10/10 pussy is like eating a dorito for me.
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>>27996740
>Guys don't care about looks that much.
Why lie?
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>worked out
>got lots of compliments from girls
>one girl asked if i was a model
>bunch of teenage girls trying to get on my dick
>panic
>feel like a fraud
>didn't know how to deal with it
>still reclusive internet addict inside
>realize i'm sweating and suffering for nothing because it's my mind that keeps me from forming relationships not my body
>stop working out
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>>27996873
I'm stealing your idea. Post your email so when I make it I can credit you.
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>>27996916
I know that feel, except I'm not going to stop working out because I'm autistic.
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>>27995642

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKES TO BE FUCKING SHREDDED I'M 4 MONTHS IN, I LIFT 4 DAYS A WEEK FOR TWO HOURS AND MY BODY JUST SLIGHTLY CHANGED.


Barely any gains I'm fucking mad as shit what am I doing wrong?
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>>27996916
Oh, yeah. I get way more girls on me since I learned how to feign confidence and go through the motions of social interaction, than when I was doing modeling but a total betamax on the inside.
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>>27996882
His eyes look like they want to sell me opium.
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>>27996942
how did you get into modeling?
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>>27996937
A. do contracting or farm/ranch work for a dozen hours a day, insta-gains

B. A few hours at the gym a few nights a week for several years, coupled with dieting.
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>>27996915
>Why lie?
It's true though.
Guys cream themselves over even slightly interesting girls because there's so incredibly few interesting girls.

I'm presuming we're talking relationships and not just casual sex like one night stands of course.

Every guy I know has at one point or another thought girls are just boring in general. Some (of the guys) are really PC and say that "it's just these girls" or whatever.

Of course if you're a fembot whos only interaction with guys has been when they're in puberty and their hormones tell them to do anything to put their penis in a girl then yeah, sure.

I'm not sure how it could be seen as untrue honestly. It's plainly obvious to me.
>>27996926
[email protected]
Email me when you do and I'l give you proper contacts. I really might need the PR. Good luck anon. If there's anything I can do to assist tell me.
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He looks better when you can't see his eyes.

>>27996937
He is most likely on roids because he has some kind of image disorder. I'm not saying it's impossible but he would have to bulk pretty hard.
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>>27996946
I have the opposite appreciation of that. Dark eyed people look deceptive, especially hazel.
Blue is purity of intent and naivete.
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>>27996937
4 days/week is not enough.

You're also low test. No T no gains. High T should be the priority then gains will follow.

Read this website to learn how to boost your T and actually follow to advice/diets the give it a few more months. http://www.anabolicmen.com/

or just hop on gear...

good luck!
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>>27996968
I walked into a boutique and a guy asked me if I wanted to do a fashion show at a popular club in my city. I thought it was just another cleverly disguised gay ruse to fuck me, but he was serious. That guy introduced me to other people and I regularly did fashion shows, as well as work with photography and artfags. It's not a living job unless you're a full-on supermodel. Guys make half as much for a walk as girls do, even if we're better looking.
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>>27996614
Yeah he just sits around taking selfies all day. The quintessential twenty-something.
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>>27997013
>especially hazel
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>>27996926
>I'm stealing your idea
what idea did he even give you?
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>>27996614
There's an entire class of people who come from families wealthy enough to support them while they pursue things like music, art or accruing instagram followers, until their skills are honed enough to support themselves, or they inherit their families' wealth altogether. I imagine Brock is what, in another time, would be referred to as "a gentleman of leisure".
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>>27997076
You do realize just being fit isn't enough. Being a fit person who takes selfies while doing cool/respected things would certainly get attention.
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>>27997013
Brown eyed people look warm and approachable like they could be your friends.
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only chad ive ever known i was pretty good friends with until he fucked up my prom night. grew to be not friends he grewto be a piece of shit alcoholic "who just wanted a family", realized his dream with some convict ass cunt who is in fed, did 3 hit and run dui's with injury, lost kids grandma style then ....either overdosed or killed himself
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>>27996980
Thanks a lot! I just sent you an email of a pass code.

Next time I contact you it will be with that pass code so you know it's me. It will be awhile before I do. Remember to check it at least once with in the year.
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>>27997207
Ok will do. Mail hasn't arrived yet though..
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>>27997235
I resent it. Let me know if you got it.
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>>27997039
>4 days a week is not enough

w-what?
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>>27995642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8EwzisBEHc

I don't wanna be a chadnigger for a day. I don't wanna live the free and easy way. I'll struggle long. I'll struggle hard but that's okay. Cause I'll never be a chadnigger for a day.
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>>27996131
>It;s all perpetual loneliness while your body alongside your aspirations and potential slowly rots and withers away.

Dammit. It's so true.
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Still nothing. Why.
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>>27997258
Meant to repply.
>>27997530
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It's easier to be Chad than you think. Work out daily, eat right, sleep early and a lot of you can be Chas within six months. I tried it and it felt pretty good man

>tfw college chicks and jb flirting outrageously with me (pushing their breasts against me, fuck me smiles, calling me handsome)
>energy all the time
>brain working like a highly tuned sportscar
>socially capable never anxious because always in a good mood and people always think Chad is a cool guy anyway even when he drops spaghetti

I'm telling you guys chaddom is within reach. All you need is a bit of discipline. Mine failed which is how I fucked up and became a fat piece of shit even after getting a taste of the Chad life

But that really is the difference between average slobs and Chad. Chad acts like a winner so he is. He does all the right things and none of the wrong ones. Do the same and you can be Chad too or at least a higher level of beta
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>>27997554
>ugly face
>asymmetric body
>zero motivation
>always exhausted
>hurr just work out daily it's so easy xD girl swill love you
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>>27997554
What gym routine did you do? I am doing SL5X5 with some pull ups/dips every session and an arms day on Saturday
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>>27997581
Worked for me. If you're really cursed I'm sorry m8
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>>27997554
>Chad acts like a winner so he is. He does all the right things
Bullshit, most Chads don't give a single thought to anything, they are born with good looks and genetics and just succeed no matter what.
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>>27997553
I'll use a different service. In the meantime check your spambox.
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>>27996801
>6'7
>fit as fuck so lanklet doesn't even work on him
>perfect face, hair and beard

You're already behind man, he's a god.
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>>27997606
The fuck are you guys talking about, I read the entire conversation but I have still no idea.
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>>27997616
He also has wide shoulders and narrow hips which gives him a god tier physique. I have narrow shoulders and wide hips, if I worked out twice as hard as him, I would still just look like a freak.
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>>27997594
A tendency towards discipline and intelligent decisions is also to an extent in the genes, though. If you're able to keep fit as the decades go by, that IS a reflection on your genes, (again,to an extent).

That's why niggers can be Chads (or tyrones rather) but most are fat sacks of shit by 30 - they have no discipline.
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>>27997629
>tfw very wide shoulders and moderately wide hips

My body looks like i sort of workout even though i live a very sedentary lifestyle but i feel like clothes look weird on me, if my shoulders were a bit narrower and my hips too i'd be more happy i think.
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>>27997640
I have pretty good discipline, but shit genes, so nothing I do amounts to much. Feels badman.
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I go to cons to get a taste of the Chad life. Just by not being short, fat, or skinny you are the top 0.0001% of men in a female dominated hobby where horny sluts go to have an excuse to have lots of sex in an out of state hotel.

Bitches there make /r9k/ look hopelessly optimistic about women. Crazy as fuck, but whatever it takes to get it wet right? My costumes are usually stupid shit too. Just prance around in a speedo and diglet mask. The bitches come on to me,no alfalfa required.
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>>27997696
Are you that black fit guy?
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>>27996740
Naw man, Chad is defined by being successful, socially adept & physically attractive. His personality is necessarily charismatic and self-reliant.
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>>27996853

Lmao, blue or green eyes are the only ones with a soul . Poo-eyes aren't even people.
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>>27997530
If you still didn't get it whatever. I'll send you proof in another form when I contact you. I got to go now.
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>>27996937

There is no reason ever to not be on steroids unless you literally have a vagina. Hop on babby's first 500mg test e/wk and then read up on blasting and cruising. As soon as you are ready do all the tren you can fit it your ass without dying. Also dnp for fat loss. Oral a shit but I'm probably just jealous because my liver is fucked up from some congenital shit. One week in on tbol I got them ghost white shits. If you can handle it do dbol and or anadrol.
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>tfw when Op's pic looks like my oneitis
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>>27997000

Or maybe he's not a pussy ass bitch like you. Are you a fucking woman? What do you mean by image disorder? Is not wanting to be an ugly little piece of shit a disease now? Smh desu senpai
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>>27997130

Said literally noone ever in the history of time
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>>27997853
just LOL

original post original
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>>27997938
>tfw no grey-eyed ice-haired ethereal gf
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>>27997938

Not even memeing, the white people post diversity look evil. I think there is a spiritual component to this shit.
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>>27997842
>being this triggered because someone insulted his woman man

He takes selfies of himself all day and spends 100% of his time on his image and buying fag clothes. That's not normal.
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>>27997998
Those are actually dark people from around the world, not mongrelized whites. White people mixed with dark people like those on the right just look sickly and misshapen to me, particularly about the skin, hair and nose. The dark people are fine but it is cultural and genetic warfare to import them en masse knowing their birthrates are higher and our genes are recessive.
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>>27995642
I was a chad but decided to become a girl. Being a chad never made me happy just psychotic. It's not hard. Just don't suck at what you do and just be a caricature of Tyler Durden, Vegeta, and Goku. Basically, just be arrogant, prideful, pushy, selfdetermined, protective, and kind.
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>>27995746
MDMA always makes me Chad for a few hours

The only times I kissed, hugged or fucked were on drugs
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>>27996721
heyo an anon same age as me

early 91
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He guy in the op is not attractive. He looks smelly too.
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>>27995642
Mirin', mirin' very hard
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>>27997629
>wide shoulders and wide hips

Off by one, hurts tbqh
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>>27997696
What kind of cons? How do you get to fuck the good looking ones? Piqued my interest t b h
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>>27998045
I a socialist and resent fascism with every fiber of my being, but what you say actually makes sense. I feel conflicted tbqh.
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>>27995642
I always find it funny how the only photos of chad posted are of literal models from their social media accounts, as if these aren't the perfect angles, edited heavily, and even then, the best photo out of 100+.

Even this one is obviously not taken by him on his phone, the mirror in the background clearly shows someone else standing there, just above where his phone is.


This isn't the reality for literally anyone, and you guys are being morons if you think even models, the top echelon of people in terms of looks, look as good as they do in the photos they put online.
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>>27997629
>tfw narrow shoulders and narrow hips

I have 18" shoulders in width, but my hips are only 12" across as well, so I just look skinny as fuck. Don't ever hear anyone talk about it either way though, so no idea if it's worse than wide hips or not.
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Why is Chad always associated with being ripped? I've known countless ripped, pussywhipped betas. The one true Chad I've become friends with is unhealthy as fuck. Not fat, but definitely has a dadbod from eating chipotle almost every other day. He gets laid daily though
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>>27995642
if i looked like this i'd literally never stay home.

he can fuck any woman he wants
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>>27996937

It takes about 2 years to get a decent physique. Right now you have nothing to work with - youre weak, no muscle etc. 4 months is nothing.

Trust me its worth it. Once you have a solid base, working out itself becomes much more rewarding and changes come quicker. e.g - You decide you need bigger shoulders. You start working out your shoulders 3 times a week for 4 weeks and boom youve got noticeably bigger delts. Next you decide you need more back so you do a special back program for 6 weeks and boom your back is improved heaps.

Its the starting out thats hard. A lot of effort for little reward. Keep going, you will make it.
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>>27999003
Its natural. Your socialism is just a by product of you wanting free shit and not yet bonding to your race.


When you realize you are apart of a race, a leaf- on a branch of a massive tree. You adopt national socialism.
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>>27996873
>he should be programming topless at the beach
>programming=cool/attractive in any way shape or form

There is no hope for you unfortunately, just kys.
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>>28000380
Not really, i refuse fascism, but im not delusional so i can see the logic behind every ideology out there. One who believes that only his political stance has any merit to is either dumb or delusional, mostly both.
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>Will never lift
>Will never eat less
>Will never wash face
>Will never cut hair
>Will never get better at painting
Fortune favors the bold. OP pic went out on a limb to improve himself and sacrifice for it while I'm stuck in a shit-trap of my own design.
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>>27999654
You mean he has a muscular 6'3" dadbod with a decent amount of fat and a masculine face.
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Can someone post a pic of him without his beard and long hair. Thx
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>>27999809
I think what motivates people most is getting a low body fat percentage. That's when you can see striation develop.
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https://youtu.be/hMlDimV9zsE

Is that him?
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>>27996721
Hey there fellow June 1991 bro
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>>27997554
Not everyone can be a Chad. You need the right prerequisites.
The guy in the OP had it all. Tall, white, great hair, nice jaw. All he did was lift and *boom* super Chad.
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