Hi /r9k/
Caught a pigeon.
It as a bullet somewere in the neck but still alive.
What should i do with it?
>>27995154
Feed and free
Ask /an/
>>27995154
what do u mean? this isn't /b/ just let it go faggot
>>27995154
>implying you're not the socio/autist who put the bullet in its neck
shit on it
Serve it proper justice for all the shits it has taken on people and things!
Cum on it
Original
Ew dude throw it away
you eco-hippies are gross, why would you take something like that into your home. it's not some disney animal that's gonna say thank you, it's just a shitty bird
>>27995154
Make pigeon pie. Without proper treatment it will probably get infected so you might as well give it a quick death and eat it.
>>27995192
Pigeons carry all sorts of disgusting parasites and fleas. You're putting yourself at risk just by touching it.
They are literally rats of the sky.
>>27995154
Drown it.
>>27995215
>They are literally rats of the sky.
This. those birds are fucking vile. just put it outside
>>27995154
Take it to a vet
>>27995154
What are you waiting for? Put it out of its misery
>>27995182
i'm not implying that
>>27995192
This, honestly.
Not an edgelord or anything, but "rescuing" a fucking pigeon is some real numale vegan faggotry. It's a fucking pigeon man, yeah they don't deserve to die or anything but there's no need to take one of those dirty ass rats into your home to save it. There's millions of them.
>>27995260
How should i kill it? Another bullet?
>>27995267
Get a big mason jar. Put pigeon inside and seal. Record it until it dies. Take it and drop it off infront of a animal shelter still while in jar a leave it there. Wipe off your prints before you leave. Probably see it on news shorty after
can you post a time stamp?
take it to an animal rescue in the morning op
>>27995295
please don't listen to this fucking retard
>>27995295
This, also cum on it
>>27995321
This origInAle CUMMENT
>>27995295
Yeah OP do this man Post it to the youtubes also..
>>27995301
OP delivar
Take it to a vet for euthanisia OP don't let it suffer, would you like to be killed if you can be saved?
>>27995356
can't be saved I meant
>>27995295
>big mason jar
might do that
>>27995266
There are billions of humans. Large numbers don't necessarily entail low value.
This thread sure is (predictably) edgy.
Take the bird to be euthanised, OP.
It as already lost a lot of blood. will propably die if i let it go, and i don't wanna pay for no vet
Leave it outside and observe the cruelty of nature.
cook it and eat it
>>27995316
This, I rescued a opossum a while back and they took good care of her and her babies. They also usually release in places that aren't super inhabited by people either.
Bring it to an animal doctor
>>27995388
If it appear in pain, try to kill the bird as quickly as possible.
>>27995154
Fucking kill it
>caring about flying rats
Not even once
4chan sure as changed
>>27995154
Release it in Gamestop
Seriously what do you expect people to say? You shouldn't even be touching that dirty bleeding bird in the first place.
>>27995388
>>27995154
you dont have to pay a vet if youre dropping off a wild animal.
its not yours and you dont want it back.
if they can help it, they will. otherwise they will put it to sleep.
choose a small animal clinic or a veterinary hospital as opposed to a regular clinic, they can and will do a lot more to heal an animal than a regular clinic.
dont be an edgy piece of shit and just help it now.
>>27995426
Other boards still try to out edge eachother. /r9k/ is pretty tame.
BANTI
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BITCH
>>27995154
Put a tiny ISIS flag behind it, put it in a little orange pigeon shirt, then point a tiny gun at it while saying things in terrorist talk.
The bird is kill with bullet in head.
/thread
>>27995295
>Get a big mason jar. Put pigeon inside and seal.
dont listen to this edgelord - just let it go and carry about your merry way
give us an update op!
oregano
>>27995844
op here i had sex with it and jizzed in it's birdy bum
>>27995856
Great banter
>>27995154
>hey guys I've got this flying rat that is slowly dying in my house, what do?
Kill it as quickly and painlessly as you can you fucking mong. You'd be doing it a favor.
>>27995987
Kill me as quickly and painlessly as you can. You'd be doing me a favor.
>>27995431
/threadirino/
Oc2 bitches
>>27995295
edgyafsmhtbhfamalam
Pls cum on it plssssssss
>>27997896
who the fuck does that
>>27995388
Birds get panicky and if you give it too much presence when its so low on blood that could make it die faster. Try to leave it food and water and put it somewhere quiet. It also helps if you can put it somewhat near the edge of a table or somewhere it feels "high up", that will relax it considerably.
Long term dunno what to do, does it seem like the bullet went through it? Otherwise something might need to be done about that.
HOTGLUE IT
HOTGLUE IT
HOTGLUE IT
>>27997896
>>27997896
>>27997896
>>27997896
>>27997896
they're bro tier pets I own two myself, take care of him don't do like all those meme spouting parrot edgelords
trow it out of the window, people will think he just /kamikaze/
Kill that flying vermin, they carry disease.
>>27995378
>I've never been to india
You clearly haven't. Live around enough people and you see that life has no value and your belief that it does is only a pastoral illusion.
something something edgy
Learn to love him and look after him. They make great companion creatures.
>>27995154
Take it to the vet if you care enough or just put it down yourself. It'll just die a slow death from infection. It's just a bird, not a mammal
>>27995431
this sounds like the best idea
Go to McDonalds and throw it in the drive thru window
or
Throw it at a slut while screaming RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27995154
be its boyfriend
>>27995431
This OP. Just drop it off and leave.
>>27998158
Shut the fuck up, you dimwit cunt. Birds aren't lesser beings than mammals because they look different and have a larger variety of behaviours that differ from our own. In fact, nice animals are as outcast as ourselves as they lack basic intuition danger that is vital to their existence/safety- it's almost as comparable to our lack of social skills that are just as important to be a functioning part of society, where we can flourish and acquire consensual vaginal intercourse.
We're all in this together, faggot
Pet it in the head and make a pic
>>27995154
op you realize your thread is useless if you cannot muster the balls to do anything, right? it will end up dying of blood loss.
>>27998384
oh no, i'm dying of give a shit loss
>>27998384
ahh but it worked didnt it? he got attention and they got to waste their time. the bird is merely a catalyst
>>27995154
ok, first of all, how did it get the bullet? you just fuckin shoot a bird and now you regret, moralfag, just trow it outside, maybe a cat will eat it
>>27995154
Feed it corn for a few days to clean out its system, then kill, pluck, and roast.
OP this thread is gonna 404 soon
>>27995427
remember to ask for a free game first
just get a rock, man
rocks solve problems like this.
>>27995154
honestly there aint much use for a pigeon since its meat is riddled with disease.
Some people hunt them for sport, some even pluck them and throw it into a stew to feed their pets.
I wouldnt feed that shit to dogo tho
>>27995154
KILL IT OP
KILL IT WITH FIRE
