>doctor asks me if I have thoughts of self harm
>want to put a shotgun to my head at every waking moment
>say no
who /mizchief/ here
>>27994467
Fair enough.
What are you waiting for?
>>27994467
you dont have to lie
they wont force you into a mad house
they just wanna help you
you could get free public health therapy
>>27994541
>they wont force you into a mad house
>implying
>>27994467
>Go to public bathroom
>Go to stall
>Piss all over toilet paper.
>box with "Take One" at the store
>take two
>go to subway station at peak hour
>throw myself onto the tracks and get killed by subway train
>delay thousands of normies from getting to their jobs
eat shit, wagies
>>27994541
>they wont force you into a psyche ward
Hes never told the truth
>Go to supermarket
>Go to self checkout to pay for 2 redbulls
>Only scan one
>Get free redbull.
>>27994637
>ironically somehow everyone still makes a profit except you
>>27994581
TOPKEK!!!
u are a piece of shit robot that is hilarious!
>go to doctor for checkup
>asks if I'm sexually active
>"Not lately"
>I actually fuck hookers at least once a monthi just didn't want to talk to her about my sex life, she's my cousin
>>27994692
>she's my cousin
the hooker or the doctor?
& if the doctor, u ever get her to check ur balls?
u kno i gotta ask
>>27994692
I feel like I'd feel judged by a profesional.
If anyone could tell that I'm bad at sex, it would be a hooker...
I still think about it though
>see tranny on the street
>chuckle as I walk past
>>27994713
They already think you're a piece of shit, if you're a john. How good you are at fucking is irrelevant to her.
>>27994711
The doctor, not the hooker. The hooker's just a hooker.
>u ever get her to check ur balls?
It has happened on a couple occasions. It's very uncomfortable when it does.
>doctor asks me if I hear or see things
>im getting my dicked sucked by a succubi
>say no
>>27994730
I'd probably keep apologizing to her every time I move sort of awkwardly or something.
Or my dick wouldn't work. Or it would go off right away.
Porn doesn't judge me.
Where do you meet them? I can't exactly roll up under a bridge and start talking.
>>27994692
Jesus Christ get another doctor. Do you live on some backwoods mountain where that's the only option?
>>27994767
>im getting my dicked sucked by a succubi
also its "a succubus"
>>27994775
>Do you live on some backwoods mountain where that's the only option?
Yes, actually.
