ENFPs
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how did you get into this mess and how are you going to get out?
oh hello only enfp on 4chan
>tfw slightly more introverted than extroverted
>could have been god tier enfp
>stuck as a shit tier infp
>>27994466
C-can INFPs hang with you guys.. if thats okay... s-sorryl... I'll leave. I'm stupid for asking anyways.
>>27994487
I'm not an ENFP. Ask the op.
>2016
>being I
Hope.
>>27994515
>implying one can choose that
it's like an apple trying to be a banana. you can't fundamentally change your very operating system. you can't be Linux SuSe if you always were Windows 8.
>>27994487
ENFP here.
You can come cuddle with me anytime. We can share all sorts of feels under the glow of the moons light until the dawn of the Suns morning rays
>>27994466
I didnt come here naturally
things have spiraled out of control and I dont know what to do
my friends were all like fucking daria and they brought me here
and now its suddenly been like 5 years
and Ive changed from it. I used to be really really normal
in fact pretty happy ignorance is bliss hipster thing
now im the fucking uni-bomber
>>27994558
W-why would you say that unless you w-wanted to make me cry .w.
>>27994615
I say that because making people feel such strong emotions is what helps to keep us alive. There is a bond that is created between two humans when we are able to express our deepest desires, thoughts and capacity to love toward one another. It fulfills our time during this thing we call the human experience and I simply like making others feel that pleasure, sentiment and intense emotional state of being when it suits my fancy.
As an ESTP all I can say is that you guys are just a bunch of massive faggots.
Does anyone else want to pork an enfp just for being an enfp? It's like fucking a life sized tinker bell.
I love being with people and I make friends soo easily BUT I DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS
its been two whole year and I have been so alone
like legitimately alone
I do photography and make my own music and draw porn LIKE A FUCKING AUTISTIC FUCK THIS ISNT WHAT I WANT TO BE DOING I JUST WANT TO HANGING OUT I HATE BEING ALONE ALL I DO IS DO THING ALONE I JUST WANDER AROUND FOR HOURS TAKING PICTURES WITH MY ARRAY OF FUCKED CAMERAS AND JACKING OFF TO INSANE BULLSHIT OR JUST BLASTING MY EARS IM A CRAZY PERSON I HAVE CONVERSATIONS WITH FASt FOODD EMPLOYEES LIKE THEYRE MY BEST FRIEND I FEEL SO ANGRY AT EVERYTHING EVERYONE IS JUST LIKE A FUCKING GARBAGE HUMAN WHO ARE SO PREDICtABLE AND I JUST WANT TO LOVE EVERYONE AND SMILE ALL THETIME
>>27994615
fellow INFP here. man the fuck up!
(that's very unlikely of an INFP to say but it's good for you to man up, seriously.)
>>27994740
tight. maybe you should through out that social bullshit, reach zen, and become intp
Go somewhere else, turbo normie
>"The world is so beautiful, everybody's good at heart, just bee yurself, ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH"
>>27994785
I work 7 days a week, labor, in a job I hate. So what if I'm a weepy sensitive faggot?
>>27994559
>uni-bomber
Cool bro. Sounds like promising career prospects.
>>27994841
>in a job I hate.
find a job that you love. seriously. that's like so much time you're spending on something you don't like. can't be worth it.
>>27994677
try that on an intp, fucker.
>tfw istp
Dying breed and even less women to relate to
>>27994871
>try that on the most emotionally barren type
Why?
>>27994804
thats a you think faggot
loving life, living in the moment, and being personable has nothing to do with your actual beliefs
>>27994740
Then let your frustrations produce wonderful art. When your soul is in pain, let it bled out through writing, music and drawing. It's wonderfully therapeutic and gives you a release for that manic energy.
If you want, I can give you my skype if you need someone to vent and speak to~
>>27994740
you sound cool. draw me a cactus
>>27994871
The guy you are responding to here~
There would be no harm in trying, right? Nothing ventured, nothing gained. I'm sure that a person as logical as them could understand the world is filled with colorful chemicals that make us fee, think and act in all sorts of wonderful and depraved ways.
>>27994871
its easy to extract negative emotions from intps
when you put them in a bad situation or make them desperate for something from you their guise completely collapses and they become emotional children
>>27994899
Is that what I am, I guess it is
I'm INFJ and really lonely.
I need somebody to protect and to support me.
>>27994677
This was so beautiful let me be yours
>https://www.16personalities.com/istp-friends
>Hard to make friends
>https://www.16personalities.com/istp-relationships-dating
>hard to show emotions
JUST
>>27994983
all infjs ive met seem kinda fake
do you tell stories to people a lot that are either false or stressed in a certain way to seem interesting when it actually isnt?
>>27994925
tell me about yourself
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>>27995053
From my personal experience INFJs go two ways.
They can either fit the fairy tale example of an INFJ. Dedicated diplomats that are focused and work for the greater good.
Or they are selfish entitled cunts who are convinced that they're working for the greater good and fail to see they're only helping themselves.
>>27995053
No, if anything I underplay my stories
I'm not a super interesting guy most of my efforts go into positive interactions with as many people as I can even though it wears me down it's like hey if I was gonna stop I'd have done it long ago
I hope I don't seem fake to you I just have a bad habit of being overly agreeable
>>27994386
How I got into this mess: birth.
How I'll get out: death.
Oh, wait, you're talking about some personality test garbage...
>>27995159
Myers-Briggs is a self examination tool that can give a more specific definition on one's own personality.
Using questions that focus on interest and value you are able to see how you lie within sixteen categories.
The analysis was created by accomplished psychiatrist who's efforts and work mean shitloads more than yours.
It's a fun thing to do that is far more accurate than your typical personality test.
16 Personalities is a pretty poor choice of test though. It's a bit innacurate and more "horoscope-y" than MBTI should be. Humanmetric's test is the way to go.
>>27994983
[email protected] is my throw away email if you ever want to chat. I'll even throw my Skype there!
>>27995098
Right now I'm 23 and I'm currently just coasting through life at the moment. I observe the world in my own little bubble and make of it what I will. I see many beautiful things in the world, but many horrible things as well. Things that break the spirit, crush the vitality of spirit and kill the warmth of passion. So now I feel that I am trying to find that light and recultivate myself after falling into a bottomless pit of sorrow. As I feel from that pain breeds a sense of empathy, understanding and love hat can only come from enduring such loneliness, isolation and introspection. As now I feel liberated to act in the manner I see fit and to mend my essence in this crazed world of ours.
>>27995142
well maybe I have some bais because the two people I had really bad experiences with in high school were coincidentally infjs
one of them was just like this guy who would only express emotion when he was telling a story about a teacher or another student
which was also as far as his humor went also
mostly I wrote him off at first because he didnt give me the answers to a assignment when I gave him the answers to one of mine (like wtf were all in it together in highschool) but also he ect ect ect I dont want to type this all out
tdlr hes was more of dick later on but in a weird way and he would just eat off me and my friends interactions while trying evidently to steal them away from me (which he failed in doing) and yeah I dont like it when people dont like me
like im sure tons of people dont like me but like when people and make it evident that they dont like me they can go fucking fall into the earths core and die
>>27995310
what was wrong with the other dude?
>>27995050
All im getting from this is that you can be an asshole unknowingly but can truly be good people with the lense off
>>27994386
All these personality types remind of people self diagnosing with depression after their first break up, but sure, I'll bite. ENTP here.
If you dislike being a boytoy, i would probably suggest to check yourself every now and then and remind yourself to stop being a faggot and do something over the top (for you). dont b urself essentially.
On the other side, maybe you want to get into group subplay/voyeurism? It seems like your type of thing. 1st level camwhoring for rent i guess. Also, fat ENFP is gross af.
I used to be a brony NEET until i got into college relationship and work.
>>27995208
I'm familiar with it. I just don't think it's practical for anything other than special snowflake'ing, super secret clubs, and shitposting.
I don't need a test to tell me that I'm introverted and that I try to be logical.
>>27995353
>i used to be a brony
your opinions end here, "ENTP"
>>27994386
Are you a grill? I refuse to believe a guy would get an F type. Please consider a sex change if you're a guy
>>27995379
>im familiar with it
>personality test garbage
>i try to be logical
you should probably take it
you clearly know a lot less about yourself than you think
>Tfw INTP in 2016
>"b-but nerds are so cool anon!"
said no one ever ;-;
>test INFJ
>somebody says X TEST IS BETTER
>test ISFJ
>male
how JUST am I?
>>27995379
what a dumb thing to say
its classifying people by their most basic components of their personality
no one ever said it was complex
also
>personalities and associating with semi like-minded people isnt practical
>>27995394
Why do you feel that?
What's wrong with a feeling man?
>>27995417
you're cool to me I think
>>27995384
I've cleansed myself from the degeneracy. I spent a year alone exposed only to a couple of my closest friends and a brony-filled GD on Total war forums. I still vomit inside looking back on the things i did. I was a degenerate and a leech.
That influence can do evil things to a man, I remember showing MLP to a friend of mine. fortunately I played it well enough for him to keep talking to me. My life changed completely after leaving that cesspool of bad genes and single mother-son households behind.
ENFP's are incredulously agreeable in my experience.
They're a suitable archetype for discussing personal matters, but in conjunction with MBTI seem to also be overly introspective with the whole 'people's champion' thing.
What this brings is an exaggeration of your archetype and the sugar pill effect creating dogmatic instances where your credibility, your opinion and human empathy, is controlling and drives an effective 'train' that derailing is all the more fun, because you "do a sick flip and jump onto another track".
ENFP's seem to need assurance that a friend isn't just another track to follow in my experience, and will gladly hand over control to the conductor, the MBTI, to make that happen.
TL;DR ENFP is a shill of the MBTI and needs to stop acting like everyone's some kind of student.
>t. INTJ
>>27995471
Thanks, anon.. I think
>>27994386
I took this test once. It said INTJ. What on earth am I meant to make of it?
>>27995503
>INTJ
your a fucking pile of dongs and your opinions are just a bunch of dongs because your incapable of thinking outside of chodes
t. ENFP
>>27995401
>>27995444
I called it personality test garbage because it is. It literally just tells you things that, if you are answering the questions, you should already know.
I've taken it. Multiple times even. I get INTP. Wow, I have experience with it and I still think it's shit. That must rock your world.
It's not a question of whether or not it's complex. It's a question of whether or not it's useful. It isn't.
I'm perfectly capable of figuring out who I would and would not like to associate with without some shitty test's labels, thank you.
>>27995557
Probably read its profile on your type.
>>27995571
Oh I see, you're an INTP.
If I knew that going in I would have left you alone knowing you're a despicable cunt.
>>27995573
There's like a billion indexes, blogs, images on it.
Honestly can't be fucked.
>>27995585
That's funny, because I knew that I wouldn't get along with you because you actually ascribe credence to this stupid test.
>giving any semblance of a shit about MBTI
>aka horoscopes for twats
>>27994714
As an ENTP i completely agree
>>27995566
Nice triple dubs my friend.
Also I may be a dong but at least I'm not a
PUSSYYY
>t. INTJ
>>27995679
>entp
>agreeing
NOT FUCKING LIKELY
apparently I'm an ISFP some sort of artist which sounds like a bunch of bullshit, like all these personality tests
>>27995696
>agreeing on disagreeing with the fags
You gotta have ur allies phampie
>>27995417
Akari is an ISFJ, Kyoko is an ENFP, Yui is an ISTJ and Chinatsu is an INTJ.
I guess im the only ISTP
>>27995689
>at least im not a PUSSYY
>INTJ
t. ENFP
>>27995722
>Akari is an ISFJ
This just makes me feel worse because males shouldn't be like Akari
>>27995742
Akari is zettai kawaii.
>>27995736
>t. ENFP
>can't respond with constructive text
>just greentexts to convey ambiguous insult
This is crisp.
You wanna go Pringles bitch?
If you're feeling hungry then pop.
>t. INTJ
>>27995753
And that's why guys should be like Akari, especially ones who are repulsive in every way
tfw intp
tfw feeling lonely
>>27995822
everybody can be lonely but I don't think anybody deserves it
what do you want?
>>27995822
Iktf bruh
Lonely being by myself all the time, but when I go outside and be around people I get even more frustrated and lonely and tired and can't wait to be alone again
It's a vicious cycle
>>27994386
tfw ENTJ sociopath
bretty crazy roller coaster ride desu
>>27994386
Hello I am ENFP and my life is amazing. Everyone is always so happy to see me.
>>27995785
>im a gay homo
>t. INTJ
>>27995571
INTP here, I agree
>>27995858
>what do you want
someone to talk to about whatever
What are the steps to getting a KV enfp bf?
pre robothood:
> strong values and beliefs
> care about people
> hard working
post robothood:
> relentlessly nihilistic
> dont give a fuck
> dont give a fuck
any other ENFPs have a strong desire for destruction of all values and beliefs? its like they controlled me before but now i want to get rid of them all, even my own "identity"
>tfw used to be an INTP
>took tests years later and now an ENFP
>can't remember if i was an ENTP INFP or INTP
all this is bullshit anyway you can't categorize people like that
Sup sperglords.
Entp here. The party has arrived.
>>27997833
>used to be ENFP
>became INTP
fuck everything
>>27997112
Your values and beliefs ARE your identity. Just get better ones.
>extrovert
>robot
pick one
