>grandma found the cock ring
>sister found the shrine
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>mom find my bottle of olive oil
>I found her little private tumblr
>she gushes about me in a way that makes my heart ache
>it's not cringy shit but extremely genuine and beautiful
>I can't believe somebody is capable of this kind of love for me
>so scared she'll leave me because she'll just stop seeing me the way she does now
>can't let her know at all, have to pretend I never saw it
>still check it regularly for updates
>Roommate found the hands free lotion dispenser
>dad's dog found the poop pail
>daughter found the water jug minifridge
>dad found the "pancake mix"