>tfw bf won't fuck me without makeup on
Any fembots know this feel?
I only do doggy when shes without makeout. Having an ugly girlfriend is like having a shitty job or a shitty car, just doesn't do.
>bf fucks me when I'm on the rag and haven't washed my hair
>bf fucks me when I have the flu and snot oozes out of my face
>bf kisses me deeply and tries to fuck me right after I've been puking my guts out because of excessive drinking
It's very flattering, but he can tone it down a bit.
>>27993033
Put on your makeup then you ugly bitch
I would fuck you with or without make up. If you'd let me
>>27993033
my ex knew this feel. likely part of what drove her to cheat
>>27993077
Oh that anon!
*canned laughter*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RUtwnAceRs
>women can be lonely guys
>we are robots like you
>>27993103
Bet I could make you cum better than your bf
>>27993033
>bf
>fuck
>fembot
i think you know what im getting at here...
>>27993141
Maybe, but you could also make me LEAVE better too!
*laughing and whistling*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSi79d9gpa4
>>27993124
>>27993033
find a guy other than chad then maybe he won't insist you wear your whore paint for him
>>27993033
I can't even get a bf with make up on. Guys don't find me attractive. Pic related.
>>27993178
I could. Id fuck your brains out. Literally I am so hard for you right now.
>>27993209
lose weight you fat british skank.
>>27993033
>be roastie
>get roasted
>>27993209
Id fuck you too. Fuck you girls are making me hard
>>27993033
>tfw you put a towel over her degenerate tramp stamp then proceed to bareback her from behind
Fucking sloots all of you
>>27993209
Your accessories are all over the place desu
>>27993209
looks like the drunk guy behind you would accept you for a night
>tfw you cover her ugly face with a pillow while fucking her roastie
>>27993209
Try without the fat
>>27993214
You are not hard right now, all I've been doing is making jokes about 1960's-1970's sitcoms.
Those jokes suck in the first place, as they aren't even relatable or unique. Their repetition is abrasive. You don't even know whether I'm a woman or not.
>>27993209
8/10 in America, a little thin but i could work with it
>>27993256
Not him, but hook us up with some of your female friends and quit being a prude.
Must be white
Not fat
Not afraid of bikes
Thanks.
>>27993256
Bet I am? Ill show you? And I dont know I believe you sre probably actually a female
>>27993209
>eats slab of meat drenched in fat and gravy
"Why can't I get a bf even when i wear makeup?"
>BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAP
>>27993284
>is a slab of meat drenched in fat and gravy
>why can't I get a bf
>>27993209
Hahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaa
>>27993216
I'm from Illinois
>>27993236
Would you really?
>>27993245
I'm try my best
>>27993255
I'm work on losing wait atm
>>27993266
Do you mean it are or you bean sarcastic?
>>27993033
That's fucked up OP. Stop having sex with him and don't make him feel special. You'll win GG fuck your boyfriend he's a dick.
>>27993355
Post photos of your friends, not interested in your picture to be honest. Any friendly thin girls?
>>27993284
>>27993308
I actually ate a salad
>>27993397
>said no fat girl ever
>>27993388
I lost some weight
>>27993065
>she's just a cocksleeve
>>27993435
THAT IS NOT WHAT I ASKED
THAT IS NOT WHAT I ASKED WOMAN
>>27993426
Well I lost some weight since dat picture
>>27993451
Yall are bean mean now
>>27993467
Stop being selfish, post some of your qt friends.
>>27993454
>different pictures of different girls
>neither of whom are you
>>27993488
They are all me actually. Right now I do got blonde hair. I die my hair a lot
>>27993355
>Those dubs
I meant it, most women around here are hamplanets
>>27993355
>>27993435
Yes really you are hot as fuck. Im rock hard now
>>27993478
I ain't even got friends
>>27993209
I would do anything to be with a girl like you. Tfw you are literally my dream girl in every way. I will treat you like a princess. Please pick me. Love you babe
>>27993513
>>27993512
Where are Yall from? I wouldn't mind chattin if yall are close by
>>27993515
Maybe. Where u from?
I don't know how to wear make-up. I want to perma-tattoo my eyebrows though since they're ugly, and I won't have to put any effort into them daily. I want to try and do things to my eyelashes too, but I dunno.
>>27993529
Where are you from? I bet the south.
>>27993548
Post a pic and I can try to help you out ^.^
>>27993537
Wherever you want babe. Dont be so picky and maybe you can get a bf
>>27993209
i'd fuck you super fucking hard. I might feel guilty about it but I mean you're pretty cute and I bet you have cute moans
>>27993549
Illinois. I never had a bf
>>27993435
>02:22:22
Nice time bb
>>27993567
Oh Im from Texas wanna make a trip
>>27993529
2 states away kek
>>27993557
I'm not picky. But I'm shy and guys don't approach me
>>27993566
Idk yet. I never did sex yet. I'm from Illinois
>>27993579
Idk what you even look like yet
You girls wanna post pictures and help me make big cums?
>>27993505
That's a really unflattering way to pose for a photo
>>27993595
And idk if thats how you even look. Post a timestamped picture
>>27993575
Thank you. It is pretty neat
>>27993514
What about family? you got any qt sisters?
>>27993554Please no bully, I know they look bad. My skin also looks kind of weird from the computer lighting.
>>27993608
Post any pic first of u
>>27993619
Did you try shave / pluck them or something?
>>27993619
>Please no bully,
Can I fuck you?
>>27993623
No u first. You're the one claiming to be female on the internet
>>27993619
That's the weirdest nipples I ever seen. Atleast wax that hair bro.
>>27993033
This thread is proof that /r9k/ is now /soc/.
>>27993209
>>27993355
>>27993435
>>27993505
>dyed hair
>lip piercing
strikes 1 and 2 right there, let's not even bother talking about the weight
>>27993638
Dude are you really falling for the kevin meme right now??
>>27993624
...no. ;_;
I mean I did once, a long time ago. Back in high school, but I haven't touched them in probably over five years. I normally have bangs that lightly cover them which, in my opinion, makes them look a bit less sparse and more shapely, but alone they look pretty bad.
>>27993643
W-what is this supposed to mean?
>>27993355
KEVINNNNN! THE DOOR TO THE SCHOOL YEAR AND THE BEAST SHOWTIMES SANTA BARBARA
>>27993677
What the fuck are bangs?
Sort of looks like you did though, you don't have the beginning of the eyebrows. Still not that bad I've seen worse.
Wouldn't look twice.
>>27993677
Let's just see a full pic with the bangs. It's not bad at all
>>27993103
>>27993178
>came into shitty thread
>found something not so shitty
>>27993567
Illinois you say. That's where I'm at
>>27993677
My bad. I couldn't tell what your pic was of. I thought they were some crazy lookin nipple With patches of hair or something
>>27993736
I'm from Mt Zion
>>27993738
Okay, anon.
>>27993705
I don't want anyone recognizing me by chance, but here's what I sort of mean. I'm also fairly certain I was kind of greasy so my hair might've been clumped together, but for the most part my eyebrows don't look as bad with my hair down.
>>27993701
Bangs... are I don't even know. Yeah, I dunno. The only people with worse eyebrows are the redheads/blondes with nonexistent eyebrows.
>>27993756
That's only like 40 minutes from my hometown Clinton. Small world eh
>>27993830
Are you Asians? It's not bad at all xD
>>27993859
Hmm would you want to drive? How old are you?
I wouldn't even fuck my exgf with the lights on rofl
>>27993881
I'm off at college like 2 hours south. I'm 21
>>27993890
That ugly?? You poor bastard
>>27993907
butterface (ORIGINAL COMMENT INCOMING)
>>27993903
I'm 19. What do you look like?
>>27993863
Thanks, I think. I still want to get them microbladed (if that's the right terminology), but none of the places I've messaged have given me a reasonable timeframe. ;_;
Good eyebrows are all I dream of.
>fucking gf is always a chore because its tiring and less satisfying than jerking it to 2d trap porn
anyone else know that feel?
>>27993917
proof or gtfo. I bet she was the turd of the herd
>>27993830
>Bangs... are I don't even know. Yeah, I dunno. The only people with worse eyebrows are the redheads/blondes with nonexistent eyebrows.
I had to search it up, otherwise you are Asian and I've seen quite a few Asian girls with similar like eyebrows anyhow.
>>27993930
Hit me up on skype haha. treehouse48
>>27993209
I'd fuck the shit out of you to
>>27993830
Are you asian? I have never fucked an asian girl. Lets hook up
>>27993944
>had to search up bangs
You're a fucking idiot. Really. Have you ever gotten a fucking hair cut in your life you aspie nigger
>>27993971
>male
>getting bangs
You some kind of poofter?
>>27993944
A lot of Asians have sparse, gray-ish eyebrows but most of them are better shaped than mine. It's probably a combination of good grooming which I have no energy to participate in, but also because there eyebrows naturally have more potential than mine.
>>27993962
Well.. where are you? Illinois here..
>>27993934
>2d trap porn
No I dont fucking faggot
>>27993980
Fucking retard with your stupid avatar fagging. Motorcycles are stupid as fuck. What are you 10??
>>27993065
>guy expresses love
>guy only care about your insides not your outsides
>plz tone it down
As a guy I'm incredibly jealous.
>>27993830
Will you post nudes now please.
>>27994005
traps aren't gay what are you talking about
>>27994008
> Motorcycles are stupid as fuck
It's normal for a poofter with bangs to dislike a manly passion. I won't keep it and continue making fun of you though. Wouldn't want you to burst in tears and have you wipe those luscious little tears of yours with those bangs.
>>27994027
FUCKING FAGGOT
A
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>>27994027
>traps aren't gay
Pic related
>>27993987
I'm in iowa
>>27994047
Real men drive cars you useless faggot. I bet you don't know the first thing about a car or how an engine works
>>27993980
Nigga. I am a male and I even know what bangs are. Literally everyone has bangs
>>27994079
>Real men drive cars you useless faggot.
Real men drive both, unfortunately you have neither you bang wearing poofter.
>>27994076
Are you cute? How old are you?
>>27994096
>is into motorcycle
2gay4me
>>27994097
I'm 26 do you have a kik or something
>>27994096
Is English your native language? Why do you keep repeating poofter?
>>27994112
I'm 19. Would you really or were you just saying that?
>>27994118
Tbh though motorcycles and two deater cars are great for picking up girls because you can use the lack of seats as an excuse to not have her friends tag along. Making it much easier to rape her.
>>27994118
How many times did you flick your bangs side to side before clicking post?
>>27994126
Why would i not call you by your alias? You make absolutely no sense.
Poofter.
>>27994125
Yes post yours. I don't feel like I shold post mine here
>/r9k/ people meet up
>hardly any hope of being close by
>tfw European on American image board
I don't know where the Swedish bots hang out except for here.
>>27994137
Try as many times as I want cause I'm a fucking girl. K thnx
>>27994151
Tubzy117
Lets all have a gang bang. It will be hilarious. Like 10 overweight autistic males and 2 overweight semi ugly autistic females. Will be great
>>27994137
Judging from the pictures and slightly weird way you type, I'd guess that you're from a Spanish speaking country. Am I right?
>>27994162
Eat my ass nigga joe
>>27994177
Getting surgery and having a synthetic vagina installed doesn't make you a woman, unfortunately.
>>27994188
Try again, poofter.
>>27994096
>Real men drive both, unfortunately you have neither you bang wearing poofter.
look at this betalord.
just go eat the pussy of some girl who has chosen to speak to you.
>>27994182
Before I message you, are you over weight??
>>27994195
I would if you were close by.
>>27994203
Wait. Are you implying that going down on a girl is beta?
>>27994203
I'd love to eat an innie pussy, to be honest. It would quench my thirst right up.
>>27994202
Germany? If not, I stand by my guess that you're from a Cono Sur country, and you're just lying to me. You could be Mexican though.
>>27994202
>hurdur you haz a fake vajina
Nice one you stupid nigger
>>27994219
>kik name tubzy
>kik profile picture not of a person
I think you know the answer to this question anon
>>27994231
No, and not a Mexican either.
Disgusting.
>>27994235
Oh sorry, your inverted penis doesn't make you a woman.
>>27994217
How many hats do you own?
>>27994210
Yeah but I don't have a double chin or anything
>>27994245
So you're Argentinian. Cool.
>>27994210
You should be asking if its even actually female
>>27994251
FATASSSS LOL GG
>>27994250
2.
I'm very confused. I don't know these American memes.
>>27994268
Anon I'm the girl >.>
>>27994282
Do you know kevin? How you even into the of when I was your young when you was a kid?
>>27994245
Fuck off you stupid mexican
>>27994327
this is why your dad got himself cancer, to get away from you dutch girl.
>>27994294
Ohhh. This is awkward...
>>27993548
fuck eyebrows
christ
>>27994217
I'm close by. Langa skajp eller nat.
>>27994524
Skojade bara om att ata rov.Snowey111
Smaland?
>>27994570
>han ater inte rov
fnissandeslynor.jpg
skit ire da
>>27994590
:(
Fan. Aja. Skulle ju inte fungera ifall jag hade det som krav.
>>27993209
heres a tip for losing weight: just eat strawberries and broccoli and drink a lot of water cause it fills you up and tastes good and its easier than exercise. so yeah dont eat anything else other than that and you should be good
>>27993103
Made me chuckle. Thanks m80
>>27993209
You look good, if you have a decent personality you're definitely dateable. DON'T SLEEP AROUND IT IS COUNTER USEFUL TOWARDS GETTING A BF.
>>27994757
This will work, I'm backing this anon up (take vitamin tablets).
